Funny / Ghost, Ghost, I Know You Live Within Me

• The squad want to give Garrus a lap dance from asari dancers. When he refuse, it turns out that Grundal and Erash had made a bet with Mierin on whether Garrus has a secret wife/husband or not.
• "You've had - girlfriends before? Or the turian equivalent? Please tell me your first experience with sex isn't going to be with a ghost. Because that would be the saddest thing I've ever heard."
• Zel'Aenik nar Helash had gone on Pilgrimage, and decided to go crazy at the end instead of home. At some point, she became a viral specialist and decided "serial killer" was what she wanted to be when she grew up.
  • The Shadow Broker's files in Mass Effect 2 reveal that Zel was killed with a cough, but what wasn't recorded is that it was a complete accident on Garrus's part. The guy was sick for days and was planning to just put a bullet into the quarian's head but accidentally coughed on her instead. After that, you know the rest...

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