Funny / G.I. Joe PSAs

• "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!"
  • First of all, the two kids are dumb as hell. And holy SHIT, their blabbering is hilarious.
  Kid: Fah-fah-fafaififififuhfuh--
  • And then there's the actual Cluster F-Bomb that is unleashed afterward.
  Joe: Porkchop sandwiches! Oh, SHIT! Get the fuck outta here- GO. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', GO, GET. THE. FUCK. OUTTA HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! FUCK, WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!
• "You're out!" "I was safe!" "UUUUUUUGGGHH!"
  • It even extends to the closing "G.I. Jooooe" bit.
  G.I. Joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe...
• "Who wants a body massage?" "Mr. Body Massage Machine GO."
  • "Ehhhhhhhh what the hell?"
• "It's just eee threasy steps, just flip it, stick it, and see you later bye!"
  • The weird-ass editing in this one is what makes it. Along with the whole asking kids about cigarettes bit.
  (loooooong, uncomfortable pause)
  Girl: BAH!
  Jane: (smiles uncomfortably)
• "Maaan, I'm about to putdapressabutawutawidaman!" "I just wanna ride mah motorcy...(Beat)... cle."
• Reggae.
  Kid: "Hey do you think we could have some more— (Insanely loud burp)"
• "HEY KID! I'm a computer!" "Stop all the downloadin'!"
• The Australian.
• "This is such a wonderful experience, here with the Indian."
• Perhaps the long-lost member of The Village People.
• "These beats are so FRESH. ssssssSNAP."
  • The original PSA has that kid fainting, by the way. They made this kid passing out into some sick fuckin' moves.
• "Game over YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
• "Last one there's a penis puuump!"
  • The continued use of the Cluster F-Bomb.
  Snowjob: Hey, what the fuck are you kids doing on my fucking lawn?! And don't fucking look at me when I'm fucking talking to you!
• The shortest one of the bunch, yet still one of the best.
  Kid: SHIIIIIII—
• "Nice catch, blanco niño. But too bad your ass got saaaaaaaaaaacked."
• Mr. LaFitte, the most stereotypical gay guy.
  Mr. La Fitte: "Susie, don't forget your sandwicheeees~"