Funny / FreedomToons

• "#NotAll Flubals!". Seamus reads a study reporting on group-level statistics about Flubals getting into car accidents, so a Flubal shows up and keeps responding to whatever ridiculous strawman he can graft onto Seamus.
  Flubal: Woah! Are you saying all Flubals should be sent to death camps?!
  Seamus: ....no?
• "What White Knights Actually Believe". As soon as an internet white knight verbally attacks a guy who's angry at his girlfriend for cheating on him and puts her on a pedestal, a mob of women suddenly crowd the comment section to compliment him for fighting for WOMEN and begging him to marry them. Then he spontaneously adopts a pair of Cool Shades, a trenchcoat, and a fedora, bursts into a saxophone solo and launches off into space.
• "Every Rubin Report Ever":
  • Talk show host Dave Rubin is portrayed as being obsessed with "the regressive left" and always agreeing with his guests.
    Ben Shapiro: Honestly Dave, if you believe you can just agree with your guests on everything they say, you are totally—
    Dave Rubin: I agree with that!
  • The brief back-and-forth between Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson referencing their several hours-long discussion that was almost immediately derailed because they couldn't come to an agreement about objective truth vs. darwinian truth.
    Sam Harris: This is clearly not an honest person we're dealing with. I view him truly as a bad actor.
    Jordan Peterson: Well that depends on what your definition of truth is, Sam!
    Sam Harris: Oh, not this again.
  • The cartoon ends with Dave Rubin interviewing award-winning journalist "Rave Dubin."
• "Ben Shapiro OWNS Dr. Mac":
  • Shapiro's Motor Mouth is taken up to eleven.
    Dr. Mac: Are—are you speeding this guy up? I can barely understand him.
    Assistant: Speeding him up?! Mac, we're playing him in slow motion!
  • This exchange:
    Dr. Mac: Oh, you think you're so high and mighty 'cause you have a high IQ.
    Shapiro: Yeah.
  • Ben's IQ drops every moment he's in the presence of Dr. Mac.
    Ben Shapiro: [lowered IQ] We... we need the government to take care of us folks... feelings don't care about your facts...
• "Thanksgiving With Ben Shapiro":
  Baby Shapiro: Goo-goo, ga-ga, folks.
• In "Night of the Living NPCs", Seamus discovers to his horror that Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and Dave Rubin have all become NPCs.
  NPC Jordan: It's like, orange man archetypally bad, y'know!
  NPC Ben: Feelings don't care about your facts!
  NPC Dave: I agree with that!
• "The ACTUAL Democratic Debate" with a dozen cartoon characters shouting over each other:
  Democratic candidates: (Angry gibberish) Racism! (Angry gibberish) Sexism! (Angry gibberish) Donald Trump!
• The Strawmen Debate on Free Speech has a lot of hilariously absurd statements, most of them coming from the right strawman, who starts the sketch by shouting "fire" while he and the left strawman are at the movies.
  • The left strawman scolds the right strawman for yelling "fire" in a movie theater because it is "hate speech".
    Right Strawman: But it's my favorite racial slur!
  • The right strawman stating that getting fired for calling his boss the N-word is literal slavery. In a similar fashion, he later compares it being illegal to send death threats to children's authors to Apartheid.
• Seamus takes a quote of Tim talking about how he likes having chickens and talking about the problem with living in New York etc, and streams it together so it makes it look like he is a chicken mafioso.

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