Funny / Five Nights at Freddy's: The Musical

Being a Random Encounters musical, you know there'll be more than a few funny moments.

Main Series

• Most of Night 1's humor is centered upon Mark thinking the animatronics are going to kill or eat him when all they want to do is be friends with him.
• In night 1, Mark tries to hide from Foxy...using a Mangle mask. The result is just about what you'd expect.
• Chica has to check the kitchen in night 1, since Freddy thinks the camera in there is broken. When she gets there, clattering is heard, before she says:
  Chica: Oops, you were right, Freddy! The kitchen camera's dead! (quietly) Now...
• Mark throwing paper at the Puppet to get it to go away.
• In the supercut bonus scene between nights 1 and 2, Mark is seen lying in bed, staring in anger at his clock. The face he pulls is ridiculous.◊
• Mark's somewhat bemused reaction after he accidentally shoots the janitor:
  Mark: ...You're not Foxy...
• Night 3 starts with Nate singing about the Bite of '87 and how he saw Freddy Fazbear bite a kid's face and how he tried to just forget about ever working there. He then proceeds to say...
  Nate: Buuuut YouTube ad rev isn't all that great. SO...
• This whole shebang.
  Bonnie: ♪What could this be? It wasn't here before / it's bigger than me!♪
  Chica: ♪Maybe it's a big box!♪
  Freddy: ♪Obviously / it's full of party favors!♪
  Bonnie: ♪Pickles!♪
  Chica: ♪Ponies!♪
  Freddy: ♪Pizza!♪
  Bonnie: ♪The pox!♪ ...what?
• After Bonnie gets ambushed by Springtrap:
  Nate: ♪Camera's gone dead / And now I'm wondering if it's all in my head...♪
  Random voices: (♪Yes, it's all in your head!♪)
  • The face Nate pulls when said random voices start randomly singing.◊
  • The fact that the voices never show up again, and are never explained. But then, maybe they really are in his head.
• Chica tells Nate the music box stopped and that the Puppet is coming. Nate says that it's a good thing the doors can be locked...only for the door malfunction sound to play.
• Nate's reaction when Springtrap breaks through the balloon wall.
  Nate: That's weird. Usually that only happens when— *balloons pop, Nate Screams Like a Little Girl*
  • The best part? In the bloopers it's shown that no one thought the balloons would actually pop. Nate's reaction was 100% genuine!
• Purple Guy running into the pizzaria, dropping his drink and nearly tripping over his own feet at least three times in the process.
• Nate tries to call the pizzaria, but no one picks up. The following interaction ensues.
  Bonnie: Maybe nobody's home.
  Nate: *turning to face Bonnie* It's Freddy Fazbear's, we literally pay somebody to be there!
  Foxy: *angry pirate noises trying to get Nate to watch the road*
  Nate: Oh, oh, right. *swerves out of the way of another car, throwing everyone else in the car to the side*
• Purple Guy dancing to "Baby I Love You" in night 3.5.
• At the start of night 4, the cops that arrested Mark in night 2 are seen holding donuts and walking back to the police car, only to find the door wide open and Mark gone.
  Cop: We forgot to lock the perp in again.
  • The use of the word "again" implies that this has happened at least twice.
• The animatronics go to Mark's house to seek his help, but naturally he's...not very willing at first.
  Chica: Hi there!
  Mark: AAH! *slams door*
  Chica: ...Ok, good talk.
  • It's even better with the subtitles on, which read "*high levels of sass*" next to this line.
• Mark is pretty obviously undergoing some Sanity Slippage.
  Mark: *holding Freddy at knifepoint* Don't come any closer! I-I'll carve out his stuffing and wear his s-skin like a suit!
  Bonnie: Well, now he's just being ridiculous.
• Nate comes in and is immediately threatened by Mark.
  Mark: You the night shift? Are you with THEM? *points to the animatronics*
  Nate: No, I'm the Uber driver for a bunch of puppets.
• Mark freaking out at the prospect of going back to Freddy's.
  Mark: Ok, wait, hold on a second. Even if I was to believe that you talking robots didn't wanna kill me, and even if I was willing to go back to Freddy Fazbear's — which I'm NOT...what do I get out of this? Psychological damage? Uh, a horrible gruesome death? 25 years to life with a cellmate called BUFFALO-FRICKIN'-BILL?!
• Bonnie turns on "Baby I Love You" in the car; the same song that was playing when Foxy was trying to flirt with Mark in a Mangle mask. Mark doesn't seem to enjoy being reminded of that.
  Mark: Shut that off or I will KILL you!
  • The real kicker is when Foxy starts singing/growling along with the song.
• Everyone coming up with a plan to stop Springtrap.
  Mark: Is he actually made of springlocks?
  Nate: Yeah.
  Mark: Springlocks tend to fail when they get wet...
  Bonnie: Let's drown him in the toilet!
  Chica: That's a really 'crappy' idea!
• Bonnie being a ditz.
  Bonnie: ♪Somewhere here's a thing I'm supposed to find!♪ *camera pans over to reveal where the fire extinguisher is meant to be, in the opposite direction Bonnie is facing*
  Mark: Is he always like this?
  Nate: *rolls his eyes*
• The kitchen camera still doesn't work.
  Mark: Camera's down, look sharp, you're on your own.
  Chica: Someone should really fix that.
• The one fire extinguisher they find doesn't even work properly.
• Purple Guy knocking Nate out with the extinguisher and explaining the Springtrap situation is funny.
• The fact that the animatronics in this musical, being portrayed as glove puppets, somehow caused the Bite of '87.
  Freddy: Hey! That was an accident.
• The atmosphere is very tense, but MatPat hacking the wall down with a chainsaw in a bear costume sounds pretty weird out of context.
• When MatPat is preoccupied with Springtrap, Nate says they should try override the door controls. Mark just rips the door controls off the wall.
• In the epilogue, Nate is seen holding a newspaper with the headline "Freddy Fazbear's Burns To The Ground" and talking to Mark on the phone.
  Nate: That's a shame. Should've gone with the headline "Freddy Faz-Burns."
  Mark: That's horrible. Maybe you should go write for them.
  Nate: A job without haunted animatronics or chainsaw maniacs? Sounds boring.
• Nate putting Phone Guy on hold while he's in the middle of ranting.
• Mark ends up using MatPat's chainsaw to cook hot dogs.
• In The Stinger, the Fazbear Four are making a game where the Beard finally makes his appearance and are deciding what to call it.
  Bonnie: How about FNAF World?
  Foxy: Blegh! *blows raspberry*
  Chica: What an awful name. Who'd buy a game called that?
  Freddy: How about we call it..."Five Nights at Freddy's"?
  Bonnie: ...Oh sure, take all the credit.
• The Darker and Edgier "Blood and Tears" video is played, no lie, completely straight. Except right after AJ barely evades being strangled to death by Circus Baby when he's saved by the bell, dashes to the phone, ready to do anything to get out of this job, and gets put on hold to the tune of "Baby I Love You".

Bloopers

You thought the main series was good? Think about the stuff that didn't make it into the final cut.

• "You can...check out other stuff where I speak gooder."
• Mark tries to take the laptop off the desk for the lyric "Let's check the animatronics," but the laptop is plugged in.
  • He tries again in another take, but this time he ends up bumping the chair with his leg and it scoots off, causing Mark to try and chase it with his butt.
• If Mark is good at one thing, it's screaming.
• During the shot for "Or maybe they'll all stuff me / Inside a Fazbear suit!" Mark has to turn around quickly. Not too quickly though, or his glasses will zoom off into the fourth wall and hit the cameraman.
• Cut!◊
• Freddy seems to actually want to kill Mark at some points.
  Freddy: *waving back and forth menacingly in the background* You're gonna die, motherf***er.
  Mark: *whimpering noise*

  Freddy: Everybody, come on! *leans into the camera and whispers* We're gonna kill this f***er.
• Mark really doesn't like Freddy.
  Freddy: ♪'Cos I love you through and through!♪
  Mark: *flips him off*
  • It happens again with Purple Guy.
• Mark doesn't seem too excited about surviving what he thinks to be a deadly, horrible night.
  Mark: *flatly* It's six AM. I lived!
• In night 2, Mark ends up flubbing his line right at the start of the song, going from serious and about-to-kill-a-bitch to making weird mouth noises in time to the music instead.
• Mark stands up to dump the bag of weapons on the desk, but the camera doesn't pan up to follow him. He takes advantage of this.
  • Mark asks if they can reshoot everything with the camera pointed at his crotch instead.
• "Fired the gun, but only part of it."
• "Check out more of this big palooka over here, excuse his spit…"
  • "Ignore the man's mouth that's moving, he's not a ventriloquist."
• Mark prepares to fire the gun...and misses the final lyric.
  AJ: You had one job!
• Nate sits down at the desk immediately as a deep, drawn out sound plays from a speaker. His reaction is worth mentioning.◊
• Nate◊ is◊ clearly◊ taking◊ this◊ very◊ seriously.◊
• Golden Freddy apparently wants people to remember him as "a great server of pizza!"
• Nate tries to put his hand on the cupcake, but it ends up toppling off the shelf. Nate, in a Stunned Silence, does nothing except for put it back in place and straighten the candle, which bent on impact.
  • Which promptly leads to a conversation about how the cupcake is no worse for wear despite falling.
  Nate: Dude, I'm tellin' you.
  AJ: Yeah, he's a badass cupcake!
  Nate: Like, this dude's bombproof! He just fell, like, two feet! And he's just like "Nah, put me in, coach!"
  AJ: I know phones that die easier than that cupcake!
• "Bonnie? ''Bonnie?!'' BLERGH?!"
• And here, we have possibly the most epic scream in the entire series. Hell, he gives Mark a run for his money!
• "Gave me the clap."
• Bye, Mark.
• Mark channels his inner HowToBasic.
• Mark running back and forth while screaming his lungs out. There's nothing more to it.
• Freddy apparently likes being held at knifepoint.
  Mark: Discovering some fetishes here.
• Mark Licking the knife for no reason. Nate's right, be careful with that knife!
• "That's Fr-- ow, I hit my elbow."
• Mark rubbing his nipple with the knife. Not helping the masochist rumors, dude.
• Mark flubs his line and starts speaking gibberish.
• "Lying to the police would be pretty cool!"
• Mark tries to keep the take going even after his shoe fell off.
• No Mark, dabbing all the way to your closet is a bad idea.
• "Well at least Springtrap steyedef--spedesfre."
• Mark turns the "crotchcam" joke from night 2 into a Brick Joke.
  Mark: I still say crotch jazz hands're the only way to do night 5.
  • Peter tells him that his body is partially in the shot, but he doesn't have to act much. Instead, he starts "acting" by swinging his hips in a seductive manner and emphasising some of his words.
  Mark: *swinging his hips* Springlocks tend to fail when they *thrusts his hips for emphasis* get wet!
• This just in, guys! Apparently the trap was gonna be singing Springtrap to death at one point!
• OH BOY!
• Nate wants the viewers at home to punch their screen as hard as they can. Go on! It's totally safe!
• Nate has two responses to Purple Guy being the Big Bad.
  Purple Guy: Well, he (Springtrap) was just supposed to be scary, but he gets a little carried away.
  Nate: *gets off the floor* WOO! Man, das' that good sh**. What're we doin'?

  Purple Guy: Well you can't legally let stinky animatronics bite children, either!
  Nate: *beat* Not with that attitude, you can't!
• Nate flubs yet another line.
  Nate: I mean, as long as these guys have someone to s—spe—sppfff—f***.
  (Everyone laughs)
  Bonnie: ♪We're up all night to get lucky!♪
• MatPat comes in to "finish the job," and starts up the chainsaw to saw up the wall, only for the whole thing to come down. They said it best:
  MatPat: That was not as expected!
• Balloon Boy had some trouble getting around.
• Springtrap "twerking."
• Mark ends up reading some of his lines incredibly poorly.
• MatPat Trying to eat the boom mic.
• "There has to be something better than that!" "There isn't motherf**r." "Ohhh..."
• "Something tells me we're all gonna be...
• Mark reads a line in a really gravelly voice, resulting in Nate's fairly blunt reaction:
  Nate: Sh**.
• MatPat Goes by many names. "MatPat" being the primary one.
• MatPat makes a great villain. Or at least, until he feels inclined to kiss the nose of his victim.
• SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO UNPLUG IT! WHY HASN'T ANYONE UNPLUGGED IT?!
• The Purple Guy making out with Springtrap after putting their Freddy mask back on.
  MatPat: That one's for the furries!
• Mark making out with Freddy as they leave the building.
  • Followed by Mark flipping off the office as he passes the window.
• The Purple Guy making a reference to The Shining and being a Large Ham.
  MatPat: HEEEEEEERE'S FREDDY!!
• Emptying out the fire extinguishers.
  • Mark making it incredibly sexual.
  • Plus, Mark reading the ingredients:
  Mark:There's some bad s--- in here.