Funny / Fast Five

• Rome trying to get into the evidence locker in the Rio police station...using Brian's ID.
  Cop: It says Caucasian.
  Rome: Oh, it's a tan.
  • The bathroom exploding on the cop that was confrontational with Roman earlier.
• When Rome and Tej meet up in Rio:
  Tej: Aw, hell no. They really went and scraped the bottom of the barrel here, didn't they?
  Rome: Guess they did, considering your ass is here. When are you gonna give Martin Luther King his car back?
  Tej: As soon as you give Rick James his jacket back.
• The entire remote control car scene.
  Tej: Beauty as in she’s gonna start off playing hard to get...and no matter how much I caress her, no matter how much I love her...in the end, she still ain't gonna give up that ass.
  • Another Tej moment:
  Tej: So did he just like slap that ass, or did he grab and hold onto it?
• Rome losing the quarter mile race, despite cheating.
• When Hobbs goes to arrest Brian and Dom for the first time:
  Hobbs: Toretto! You're under arrest.
  Dom: Arrest? I don't feel like I'm under arrest. How about you, Brian?
  Brian: No, not a bit. Not even a little bit.
  Hobbs: Oh, just give it a minute. It'll sink in.