Funny / Farvann

For a person who makes some of the darkest music of all time, his videos are surprisingly goofy. You'll be here for a long while, as many of skits consist of nothing but Funny Moments.

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• The ENTIRE High Gain series. Two metalheads form a black metal band, only to come across both a time traveller and a money hungry rockstar. When they both join the band, hilarity ensues.
  • In the Rehearsal Room episode, there's this epic Take That!! at Jared Dines:
  Derek: Do you even know how to turn it on?
  Gregory: I, um...uhhh
  Derek: Or let me ask: what do you know about Guitars, Amplifiers, etc.
  Gregory: I don't know, I just watched a few YouTube Videos and stuff.
  Derek: YouTube? what kind of videos?
  Gregory: Mostly Jared Dines and stuff.
  Derek: Jared di-?! So you basically learned how to apologise for not making videos, right?
  • Immediately after, Bradley is greeted with another snark from Derek.
  Bradley: Hello Everybody!
  Gregory: Hey Brad!
  Bradley: Am I late?
  Derek: Considering you're a bassist, no .
  • Then there's Gregory's attempt at playing black metal, which is terrible to say the least.
• What Metal REALLY Looks Like is a Humorous Expectation vs. Reality video. Here, all of the instruments are completely exaggerated (especially the bass). The funniest part would be Farvann pretending to play drums. The "Ba-DUSH!" makes it even better.
• In the German Stereotype Band Member video. When the drummer says that they're going to be making "noise". The Guitarist is instantly offended, and says that "we're making music here". He then proceeds to make unintelligible noises while mindlessly strumming on the guitar, which is then proceeded with him punching the amplifier and hitting a beer bottle.
• In "The Black Metal Traitor". When listening to the final product, the drummer reminds the band members that the album sounded like normal black metal when they recorded it. The guitarist then puts on the actual (heavily edited) album, and what are they greeted with? "Satan Satan ooooohooohooo Satan Satan ahaaahaaa". The drummer retaliates by kicking him out of the band and BLOWING HIS CAR UP WITH TNT!
• When people say Trash Metal instead of Thrash Metal, Farvann #1 gives Farvann #2 a whole ass lecture just for pronouncing "Thrash Metal" like "Trash Metal". What makes it even funnier is that he progressively gets more and more pissed, and this is all because of a simple mispronunciation.
• This little bit from his "Tell me you're a metalhead without telling me you're a metalhead" skit:
  Farvann #1: That's strange, why doesn't have a beard?
  Farvann #2: Because it's a WOMAN!
  Farvann #1: a WHAT?!
• Near the end of the How to annoy a metalhead skit, the non metalhead tells the metalhead that he listens to metal. The metalhead is surprised until the non-metalhead mentions that he's been to a Nickelback concert, and the opening act was Limp Bizkit ("That's the super heavy metal stuff you're into, right?". The metalhead responds by taking out a dagger stabbing him to death while happy music plays in the background. Also doubles as Nightmare Fuel and a good example of Soundtrack Dissonance. You can even hear stabbing SFX when the screen cuts to black.
• The Things Parents say about Black Metal skit is this from start to finish.
  • "IS THAT THE DESECRATED BODY OF CHRIST?! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL WITH THAT SHIRT!" "Dad, I didn't even put a shirt on yet!" "oh"
  • "Why are you into clowns so much recently?"
  • "Is your car supposed to be making sounds like that?" "Uhhh that's CARpathian Forest, yeah." "That doesn't answer the question, does it?"
  • "Why can't you be like your brother?" "Uh, dad. Timmy was a stillborn child." "Yeah" then he just nods in approval.
  • And to top it all off, there's the Father's priceless reaction to the band Emit.
• This little bit from his Thrash Metal Tutorial".
  Band member #1: Dude, we are going to play a show in 30 minutes!
  (Band member sluggishly gets out of bed while yelling like a Caveman)
• 10 Problems of Joining a Black Metal Band. Again, the entire skit is comedy gold.
  • "What's the BPM of that song? I need it for my guitar pro-project *Dead silence* "Uh, I mean tempo." "Ah yeah of course, um it's fast!" *More silence*
  • "Hey guys, what's up?" "What the-?!" "Oh I mean FUCK YOU ALL!"
  • (Guitarist #2 walks in with an acoustic guitar) "Hey guys I brought something-" (Guitarist #1 gives him a look of pure disgust) "Okay?" (instantly leaves room)
  • Guitarist #1 crying out in pain from all of the distortion.
  • "NO!" "What's wrong?" "Leave it open!" "Open?" "Yes, so that the cold can come out and embrace our hearts with gloom EMPOWERING US TO PLAY THE MOST DARK, UNMELLOWED, AND MIGHTY BLACK METAL IN HISTORY! SETTING OUR SWORDS AND SPIRITS ON FIRE, PREPARING US FOR THE RUTHLESS BLOODSHED WE WILL BRING TO OUR ENEMIES! OH LORD SATAN! COUNT ME AMONG THY HOLY WARRIORS!" "....just a fridge bro".
• What "I don't like black metal sounds" like to Black Metalheads". It's only 1 minute long, but it still manages to be legendary.
  • The mere fact that the guy says he prefers Katy Perry while he's wearing a Decapitated shirt.
  • Just as the Black Metalhead tries to throw a punch, he is eaten by a giant Katy Perry.
• Of course, there's the absolute classic skit: What Black Metal sounds like to Normal people. It's his most popular video for a reason.
• And the sequel: What normal people sound like to Black Metalheads is also great.
  • "And I'm really into Jesus, you know. Sometimes I wish he would fuck me hard!"
  • "Hello sir, I have an interesting offer for you today" "Well I'm actually not intereste-" "We have this super awesome business model where you pay us, but you get nothing in return. isn't that great?"
  • "Wait?! You like black metal? "Yeah I even play in a band, and I know a lot of guys in the scene" "Oh I see, you think you're important huh? Damn poser!" (Video ends).
• The "All metalheads look the same" skit.
  • "Hey, we don't look all the same!" (Peter stares at the Bassist not saying a word) "What's your name?"
• His What a Metal Guitarist has to deal with on Stage skit is both this and relatable (that is, if you're a metal guitarist).
  • "Uh I forgot the lyrics. Nah, random screaming with do it."
  • The twist at the end. There was no band, he was just imagining shit. Made even better with him flipping off the audience.
• The Metal Officer introduces the legendary character: Officer Breaking the Law, and man does have a hilarious debut.
  • The sheer fact that he'll only arrest people who plays music that isn't metal. If anything. he's one of the goofiest depictions of a metal elitist.
  • When he hears Officer Everything's fine again talking to a guy who's complaining about his son smoking weed and listening to Rap all day, he instantly grabs his gun and runs out the door. Little did he know that it was a trick call.
  • And of course, there's the scene where he kills Officer Everything's fine again for simply complaining about him to their boss. His "oh fu-" makes it better.
• Why you should not sell your second hand guitar.
  • "Did you steal the guitar?" "What? No?" "Did you steal any songs with that guitar?" "No, just your girlfriend's underwear"
  • (Proceeds to play AC-DC on the Guitar he's selling) "You damn smart motherfucker".
  • And just as he's leaving the room: "Damn, I'm left handed!"
• "Why You Don't Want a Guitarist Neighbour"
• When two Weirdos sneak Backstage shows the return of Freddy (from his Awkward Black Metal Interview video) and his now bored, stoic personality does make up for some funny content.
  • Especially how he says "Women Impaled by Stick with another Stick coming out of her mouth Festival". Most people would question the name, but Freddy says it in such a normal tone.
  • "You are the bassist I guess?" "No, I play uh the-um...Piano!" "There was no Piano on stage" "See how subtle I play?"
  • "Sorry it's just hard to tell. All you knew metal bands, you basically look the same." "Oh we're a metal band now?"
  • "So what is your music about?" "Um...." "Uh......uh....Satan".
  • Just as the guitarist tells Freddy that he prefers Bananas to Cranberries, the bassist barges into the room all offended and yells "EXCUSE ME?!"
    • Made even better by the guitarist saying: "He has nothing interesting to say anyway".
  • "There you guys are! Now I'm going to show you what (mockingly) "We're the headliner how can you not know us?" means" "AAAAAAAAAAAAH-"
• "How to deal with Jehovah's witnesses" is different from his normal skits, but that doesn't stop it from being funny.
  • When Frank opens the door, he finds Jehovah's Witnesses who try to talk to him about Jesus. How does he respond? by slamming the door in their face!
  • And let's not forget the awesome moment of Farvann locking them outside in his backyard. It's implied that he has done this was some other Jehovah's Witnesses too.
• How to get metal albums for free is some damn good Black Comedy. Especially the scene where Officer Breaking the Law holds him at gunpoint for simply owning a Michael Jackson CD, despite the poor Metalhead denying that the CD is his.
• When you wear the 'wrong' band shirt at black metal shows can relate to anyone who's ever been to a black metal show. It's probably the most accurate representation of a strict security guard, and the fact that Farvann has to keep changing shirts and gives up afterwards is straight up hilarious.
  • He even rejects a shirt with cute cats.
• The scene in his What Punk Rock sounds like to Prog Metal fans skit when the punk rock fan literally explodes because of how complex Prog Metal is. The fact that the Prog Metalhead keeps jamming out to the music (as if nothing had ever happened) is the icing on the cake.
• How to get a metal girlfriend starts off like a normal Farvann skit. Here, he is looking on the web for metalhead girls to date. He finds an unknown girl that he finds really attractive, and he fantasies about him being with her. He patiently waits for her, only to find out that the "girl" was actually a guy. Then, awkwardness ensues.
• 10 types of Black Metal fans.
  • Especially with an epic diss to DarkFuneral at the end.
• When Pop music fans listen to Metal for the first time. The text in Sarcasm Mode doesn't makes it any less comedic.
  • "He Totally Gets the Music" cut to him being completely unaware of the song playing (granted, it's extremely lo-fi black metal but still).
  • "He is even able to sing like that"
  • "He's got deep knowledge" cut to Farvann asking him "what's the most metal song you know" to which he responds with "There's this One Direction song that has like, guitars in it. I don't like guitars". Keep in mind that he is wearing a Gibson shirt while he's saying this.
  • "He enjoys the music for so many reasons" Cut to him calling a metal cover of Poker Face "Awesome Metal" just because it's a cover of a Lady Gaga song.
• Why fellow metalheads are so annoying.
• Him switching to a womanly high voice in When you meet a metalhead in public.
• Despite the unexpectedly sad moments with the Bassist, A metal band needs help is this. Especially near the end.
  • "The best singer in metal is obviously Fred Durst, bar none."
  • "One time he (the bassist) asked me for a knife, because he wanted to open a package or something, and I told him: Yeah, I can give you the knife. But I can also give it to you 23 times if you want."
• His Grindcore Tutorial.