Maturity? What is that "maturity" thing what you are talking about? Is it food?
This page for adding Crowning Moments of Funny of Evangelion 303:- Misato has news that everyone is thrilled about.
◊ - Did you know that Sohryu was happy with our teamwork?◊
- Have we mentioned that Asuka is a Tsundere? Proof here◊.
- Yes, they should really have warned him about getting her mad◊.
- And then you have their screaming match happening in the background of the next panels.
- “For getting beat up by women this much, shouldn’t you be sleeping with at least one of them?”◊. Damn it, Kensuke.
- Smith Torren. Why is this funny? Because it's a blatant reference to [1], Evangelion's predecessor. That and the implications of Smith being the romantic interest of Shinji's own predecessor...
- What is Shinji thinking about in the first panel◊ when Asuka tells him that it's better getting it while it is hot?
- It was a moving party! It's not supposed to be clean.◊
- This is the face of someone who knows they've screwed up: link◊
- Asuka tells Shinji that she wants to destroy him. His answer? "I've got my 9mm in the closet...fix all your problems...◊".
- Shortly after telling him that she wanted to destroy him, Asuka claims Shinji's couch to use as she sees fit.◊ Six pages later she will climb into his bed. It's funnier when you realize that we have never seen Asuka's home in this fic. As soon as he moved in the base she virtually moved with him.
- Misato has a point◊. She did need to go to Nevada to get a tan.
- The bantering between Asuka, Mari and Kelly in chapter 15 is incredibly amusing.
- On the other hand, Asuka doesn't find [2]◊ funny at all.
- Asuka's love of fast food.◊
- This panel was a joke made by Grummancat when he was starting the comic. Obviously it does not show up in the doujin.
- More jokes from his Deviantart page.
- This◊ exchange in chapter 3:Asuka: Anta baka?? You really tried hard to piss me off today!Shinji: Yeah... Sorry...Asuka: You're not sorry!
- In chapter 3 Asuka warns Shinji that she will keep an eye on him. Shinji wonders why a normal, well-adjusted girl can't ever say that to him.◊
- Are you SURE that "idiot" is not German for "boyfriend", Asuka?
- You know, Asuka, this incident might have been avoided if you did not use someone else's shower without asking for permission or at least warning beforehand.
- This conversation in chapter 5:Jessika: What about this new guy? Shinji?
Asuka: He’s the worst of them! He’s reckless… And can’t even do what he is told… I told him to call as soon as he got to Nevada. And that was this morning!
Jessika(thinking): Boyfriend: Found.
Asuka: Ungrateful idiot Shinji… I’m gracious enough to worry about him and he doesn’t even notice! I hope he doesn’t expect me keep the house clean while he’s gone!
Jessika: Whoa Whoa Whoa! You’re staying in this “idiot’s” home?
Asuka: Well, yeah… It’s bigger than my apartment. And it’s got a more comfortable bed.
Jessika (thinking): Aaaand she’s sleeping in his bed. - Asuka is not a good horse rider.
- How colonel Nagato got Ritsuko to do something about the new see-through plugsuits.
- On the Last page of chapter 5 Asuka makes a visit to the base physician's office. When the doc asks what brought her to the clinic:Asuka: (very red in the face) "I need to get on the Pill! Now."
- Shinji and Asuka's Snark-to-Snark Combat in chapter 3
- Earl tells one of his patrons that today's on the house... right when he is leaving the bar:Earl: Today's on the house, gents. I don't charge when funerals are involved.
Toji: Aw, shit, man! If ya'd told me before I'da gotten really plastered!
Earl: Yeah, I know!
