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  • Pretty much every scene between Emil and Breslin/Portos. For example:
    Emil Rottmayer: Last time they killed a guy in here, they let his body rot for three days. (beat) Oh, and they canceled the prison dance.
    Ray Breslin: Wouldn't want to fuck up the prom.

    Ray Breslin: I need a piece of metal, about three inches wide. Round, smooth.
    Emil: Oh, no problem. I'll hit the Home Depot, and I'll be right back. Okay?
  • "Say cheese!" [Javad and Rottmayer strike a pose before Breslin smashes the camera].
  • Rottmayer cursing Shaw in Gratuitous German. He is anything but subtle about it.
    Rottmayer: [pointing at Shaw] DU BIST BÖSE! SIE SIND DER TEUFEL!note 
  • Rottmayer trolling a fellow prisoner.
    Rottmayer: Now I remember—your mother. She was my favorite whore in Marrakesh. Man, she could polish a helmet! [makes oral sex gesture]
  • During the breakout, Hobbes realizes Breslin is going to the engine room. The engineer gets the call, sees him, says 'I'll handle it'. Ignoring the protests, he hangs up the phone, picks up a very large wrench and prepares for an epic showdown. Then Stallone knocks him out in a single punch.
  • When Lester Clark gets his comeuppance, trapped in a container among a good number of them on a boat. You could never tell which one Clark is in.


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