Funny / Eraser

• This conversation between two mobsters as they get ready to confront Russian bad guys:
  Tony: Commie bastards!
  Mikey: They're not communists anymore, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
  Tony: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.
• Kruger crash lands in a scrapyard after being barely able to open his parachute. A pair of kids and their dog witness his ordeal:
  Boy: Oh man, did that hurt? It had to hurt; I saw it!
  Kruger: Where is this?
  Boy's sister: Earth. Welcome!
• The gay bar scene where Kruger recruits Johnny, whom he saved at the beginning, intercuts with drag queens on stage lip-syncing "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls.

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