Funny / End of Days

• Jericho's reaction after he and Christine get shot at by Marge and her officers while fleeing from Satan. Arnold Schwarzenegger conveys just the right amount of exasperation and shock, and it's hysterical.
  Jericho: [hiding behind a wall with Christine] JESUS, MARGE! WHAT THE FUCK?!
• Jericho rejecting Satan after the Prince of Darkness offers to bring his family back to life in exchange for Christine.
  Jericho: You want to fuck with me? You think you know bad, huh? You're a fucking CHOIR BOY compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!!!
  • Satan's bemused expression is icing on the cake. It's like he can't possibly conceive of anyone ever turning him down (which makes perfect sense, seeing as he's the Devil).
• Jericho shooting Chicago after he mysteriously turns up alive at his apartment.
  Jericho: Stop being such a pussy!
  Chicago: You fuckin' shot me!
  Jericho: It's just a scratch!
• When a Vatican Knight declares he isn't afraid to die, Jericho simply aims his gun at him and rejoins:
  Jericho: Good! 'Cause I'm not afraid to kill you.
• As they're being attacked by Satan on a subway train, Jericho gives Christine a crash course on gun usage. She quickly gets a handle on firearms by getting a lucky shot of a Satanist on the train when Jericho didn't notice him.
  Jericho: Only pull the trigger when you're ready—
  Christine pulls the trigger; hitting a Satanist to fall out the train
  Christine: Like that?
  Jericho: Yeah, like that.

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