Funny / Eminem

Eminem is considered one of the funniest rappers of all time. Whether it's on the microphone or outside of music, he always knows how to make the audience laugh.

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• In the music video of "The Real Slim Shady", Em dressed up as Britney Spears. He really got into character — rocking her outfit from the "Baby One More Time" video and the behind-the-scenes footage of him transforming into Britney is priceless.
  "OH, MY GOOOOOOOOOD! I'M A GIRL!"
  • Fred Durst and Carson Daly fighting over Christina Aguilera, who is real for one scene, but is a blow-up doll for the rest. The fight gets so rough that the doll goes flying.
  • This line, paired with the accompanying image of his Face on a Milk Carton:
    Shady: And Dr. Dre said: Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!
  • Shady dressed in a superhero get-up, complete with a plastic ass strapped to his pelvis, attacking *NSYNC.
• The ending of "Kill You" from The Marshall Mathers LP.
  "... I'm just playin', ladies, you know I love you."
• As seen in one of his interviews...
  Person who asked: Is being Eminem hard?
  Eminem: Well, my dick is hard.
• This line from As The World Turns from The Slim Shady LP:
  Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick / Den Den Den Den DEN DEN, Go Go Gadget Dick! / Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it / It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
• This little exchange in "Kim" from The Marshall Mathers LP.
  Kim!! KIIIIIIMMM!! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly don't you? NO you think I'm ugly!!
• From "'97 Bonnie and Clyde" from The Slim Shady LP.
  There goes Mommy splashing in the water! No more fighting with Daddy, no more restraining order!
• The reference to LFO's "Summer Girls" in "Marshall Mathers".
  New Kids on the Block sucked a lot of dick, boy/girl groups make me sick. And I can't wait to catch all you faggots in public. Imma love it.
• In a sick, Black Humor way, "My Fault" from The Slim Shady LP.
  • Also in a sick, Black Comedy way, "Brain Damage", also from The Slim Shady LP. Especially the ending.
• In "Role Model", also from The Slim Shady LP, Eminem claiming he was the one behind the O.J. murder case.
  Killed 'em both then smeared blood on the white Bronco (We did it!)
• Eminem goes back to high school.
• I'm On Everything. Lyrical highlights include: Royce finding a tiger in his bathroom upon waking up then comparing himself to the Mario brothers in terms of shroom consumption, Em letting one rip at the notion of sobering up, Em and Royce spelling out precisely how crazy they are (B-A-N-A-N-A-S and C-O-C-O-N-U-T respectively), etc.
• "The Kids" from the UK edition of The Marshall Mathers LP, with Shady lecturing children on why doing drugs is bad, replete with his best Mr. Mackey and Cartman impersonations.
  • "My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? FUCK NO, you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut!"
• The video for "Without Me". Crosses the Line Twice? More like pole vaults over fifty lines simultaneously.
• "Insane" takes Black Comedy up to eleven, and then further than any human being can comprehend.
• The Intro track to The Marshall Mathers LP is just your usual "I don't care what you think" rant, but it becomes this when it promises that Slim Shady is going to kill you for no reason at the end.
• Although "Hailie's Revenge" is known for being equal parts Unstoppable Rage and Moment of Awesome, the short exchange in The intro is actually pretty hilarious:
  Em: Hailie?
  Hailie: What?
  Em: C'mere baby... bring Daddy his Oscar.
  Hailie: Okay.
  Em: We're gonna shove it up Ja Rule's ass!
  • Again in the song's outro.
  Hailie: Dad, is Ja Rule taller than me?
  Em: Naw, you're about the same size.
• This line from "So Much Better", part of The Marshall Mathers LP 2:
  I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - she's all 99 of 'em, I need a machine gun!
• From "So Far...", also from the same album:
  Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion rings. I think my karma's catching up with me.
• The intro to Curtain Call.
  Whoo, hey, how you guys doin'?
  You want more?
  Alright, then SHUT UP!
• "Happy Fuckin Holidays"◊
• The promo for his performance on Saturday Night Live, which has him completely stoic and almost non-moving, completely staring into empty space. However, there's the very end, where Kerry Washington states that there would be cupcakes after everything was done, and Eminem turns and says "I love cupcakes" nonchalantly.
• The Steve Berman skits. All of them.
  "Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass. Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?"
• This beautiful semi-parody Eminem did of The Blair Witch Project. "DON'T FUCK WITH THE FUCKING WITCH!"
• In the "When I'm Gone" video, you get to hear Em's voice coming out of the mouth of his daughter. It's offsetting, to say the least.
• From "Fast Lane" (by Bad Meets Evil):
  Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated
  Just by the way that you lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated
  Aggravated to the point you don't suck my dick, you're gonna get decapitated
  Other words, you don't fucking give me head, then I'mma have to take it
• Pretty much the entirety of "Big Weenie":
  "Your mouth is open, you're disgusting / What the fuck d'you eat for lunch / A bunch of sweets or something, what? / You munch a bunch of Crunch'n Munch?"
• "Rain Man". All of it.
  *Dr. Dre falls asleep mid-beat*
  Eminem: "Goddamn it Dre, where's the goddamn beat?"
  Dr. Dre: "Yeah."
  Eminem: "Anyway."
• "My 1st Single". All of it. It's about Em poking fun at mainstream artists by making a ‘first single’ that has no qualities of a single, and is more like a happy-go-lucky song about nothing important.
• "Ass Like That". That's all. Especially the outro.
  Dr. Dre: "Fuck is wrong with you?"
  Eminem: "Ha!"
• The entirety of "Can-I-Bitch" Eminem's hilarious Take That! towards Canibus.
• The entirety of the Bad Meets Evil livestream that he did with Royce in promotion of Hell: the Sequel, particularly the things he writes on sheets of paper during the interview that he shows to the camera at random intervals
  • Some gems include:
    • HELP! I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!! SEND RANSOM!!
    • I HAVE A WART ON MY BALLS
  • When someone asks for them to kick a freestyle
    Royce: "Sure I can kick a freestyle that's why we're here right?" *starts writing something* "Gimme one second"
    Em: "You want me to kick a freestyle or you want him to kick a freestyle"
    Royce: *holds up a sheet of paper with the word "style" hastily written on it and hands it to Em*
    Em: "What is that, 'style'?"
    Royce: "Yeah here, it's free"
    Em: "You're giving this to me"
    Royce: "Sure"
    Em: "It's free??!" *rips the papers it was attached to off* "IT'S A FREE STYLE" *proceeds to literally drop kick the sheet of paper*
  • Em asserting that he's the better looking of the two and showing off his cleanly shaven face
    • Hilarious in Hindsight given that he notably grew out his beard starting in around 2017 that's become a signature part of his look nowadays
  • Em apparently cooks caviar and cereal, the latter of which he does so in a microwave.
• Now, general consensus is that the previously unreleased “FACK” is the worst song Eminem ever did. However, the fact that he decided to make it the first song on his Greatest Hits Album is such master-class trolling you can’t help but laugh.
• In the music video for "Lucky You", Joyner and Em suddenly stop and proceed to hang a Lampshade on the red-eyed hoodie... things' Spontaneous Choreography for about a minute and a half.
• Nick Cannon's laughably bad diss track "The Invitation" was Beneath Notice for Em, except for this tweet about a specific lyric...
  Nick Cannon: I heard your chauffeur got a video of you sucking a cock/You paid him off then laid him off, now who really the opps?
  Eminem: I never even had a chauffeur, you bougie fuck. You made my gardener so jealous!
• "Just Lose It" has more than its share of funny moments:
  And it's cool if you just let one go/Nobody's gonna know/Who'd hear it?/Give a little "poot poot"/It's OK!/[music stops, farts]/Oops, my CD just skipped/And everyone just heard you let one rip!
  • Then the hook has a Gay Moment for Slim Shady:
    Now I'm gonna make you dance/It's your chance/Yeah, boy, shake that ass/Oops, I mean 'girl'/'Girl, girl, girl!'
  • Slim Shady dressed as Pee-wee Herman. Later in the song when Slim is running naked down the street, Pee-wee spots him while riding his bicycle and does the hook's "Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh".
  • Shady dressed as MC Hammer.
    MC Hammer: Alright, stop. (music pauses) Pajama time.
  • When Michael Jackson's hair catches on fire and he runs outside, the floor tiles coincide with his frantic movements.
• Getting punched by none other than Mike Fuckin' Tyson on the latter part of the Godzilla video.
• From "Alfred's Theme":
  Eminem: I'm Diddy's Side Bitch!
  (The track stops. Eminem audibly looks through his notes.)
  What the fuck? Hold on, wait. "I'm Diddy's Side Bitch"? Oh, I'm Still East Side, Bitch.
• From "These Demons":
  Eminem: I got a question (What?)
  What rhymes with Pariah? (I don't know) ^note  The joke being that the obvious rhyme is "Mariah".
  Mm, uh, LEGO? (Oh shit)
• From "My Dad's Gone Crazy":
  "It's like my mother always told me:
  'Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and
  Goddamn it, you little motherfucker
  If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'!"

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