Funny / Elliot Goes To School

The whole series is a CMOF, but here are some that stick out:

General

• Any skits of Elliot rushing to the school only to end up late once per episode qualifies.
  • The first episode is rather mundane, but it ends up with with Elliot hitting the other side of the bridge after his impressive biking feat, with a random pedestrian saying "Learn to drive, asshole!" afterwards.
  • In Pep Rallies, the first thing he did prior going to school is to slam the door open, where it launched and bounced a brick into Vin Diesel's car while he's still inside, before he crashed to the neighboring house. Afterwards, he got hit by a car on his way to school, only for him to steal a nearby car, crushes the guy who crashed at him earlier, then drove the car all the way to his class, and he's still late for class despite of it.
  • The Field Trips intro sequence is probably the most chaotic so far, highlights include:
    • Elliot got hit by the same brick he unintentionally launched into Vin Diesel's car in previous episode, where he briefly references Peter Griffin hurting his knee.
    • Then he proceed to enter an airport, crashes into multiple personnel, send a tanker plane flying, then hijacks a commercial plane.
    • After messing with the commercial plane for a while, Samuel L. Jackson enters the cockpit declaring his hatred of snakes in the motherfucking plane before throwing Elliot off the plane directly to his class' seat.
    • The irony hits hard when the intro sequence for Field Trips is actually shorter than the other two intro sequence, yet he still late for class.
  • The intro sequence for Mondays manages to top off Field Trips in any way.
    • First off, Elliot woke up all night long to play Sonic Heroes before he realizes that the clock strikes 7:45 AM in which he proceed to throw off the alarm all the way to Sonic's on his screen, leading to the latter's death.
    • At the beginning, Elliot's mom calling him to take a look of the outside, mentioning it was snowing outside. The sophisticated Elliot takes a peek from his window only to be disappointed when he found out that it's only snowing on his courtyard.
    "Sorry Honey!"
    • Afterwards, Elliot went on the usual formula on his way to school; leaping then jumping off some poor sod's head off a building where he causes a ruckus on his way up, then leaps away to follow Jimbo on his Yule Tide carrier, crashing onto a helicopter, then reaffirming their situation as Jimbo kicks him off the carrier from the top of the skies right in front of the school.
    • Upon entering the school, Elliot went on his parkour feat, running, jumping, and sliding off numerous students without stopping. Then Jimbo hands him a skateboard where he do some few tricks as Jimbo himself rappel through the class' window.
    • All of this ends with Elliot entering the classroom mundanely without much extravagance, being late a usual.
  • Camping doesn't have the "go-to-school" intro sequence, but it compensates with Elliot's house doorbell being pressed several times only to find no one outside, only to find out that Mr. Higglesworth is the one who've done it.
    • The first time the doorbell was rung, Elliot discovers his stacks of unpaid bills, much to his dismay.
    • At one point, multiple cardboard cutout of President Obama appears as he opened his front door for the second last time. Naturally, he threw them off the trashcan before he got locked outside.
    • When he pressed the bell from the inside, someone opens the door, only to reveal himself to be Roman Bellic asking if he want to do some bowling, before he send him off flying, hitting a passing car, then bounces off to a tombstone.

Elliot Goes To School

• During the Italian class, Mr. Cool asking for Elliot for his attendance, only for Elliot to refuted it with an long argument that lasts for hours.
• The Math class;
  • Any attempt of Brandon trying to make fun of Mr. Higglesworth is immediately returned back with his own brand of joke.
    Brandon: "Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! This guy might kinda funny! Hahahahaha!"
    Mr. Higglesworth: "You know what? Your face is funny!" (throws a shoes at his face accompanied by an audience sigh)
    Brandon: "Hey, that's not nice.
    Mr. Higglesworth: "Your mom wasn't that very nice either!"
  • Elliot is caught drawing a furry creature in the class where Mr Higglesworth exposes him, declare him a furfag, then threw the drawing off the window where it accidentally hits a passerby to death.
  • During the pop quiz, Elliot thinking to himself how the hell he's able to answer the ridiculously made complicated question, only for Mr. Higglesworth telepathically hear his thoughts and land him an F. Mr. Higglesworth would also give Brandon an A+ as a sarcastic remark.
• The Gym class;
  • When it comes to his turn, Brandon managed to climb all the way up, able to see the Fagola City skyline and Elliot's house from an indoor gym before slipping off and hurt himself in the process.
  • On Bill Clint's turn, he climbed up midway until he got doozy due to smoking doobies and fell off.
  • Finally, when it's Elliot's turn, he climbed just as far as everyone else, then the rope cut off out of nowhere as he anticlimatically fell down. Worse yet, he got an F for that. Keep in mind that Bill Clint's only halfway through the rope and he's not in the best condition, yet he got a D for it.

Pep Rallies

• Xavior and Jimbo introduction and Establishing Character Moment.
  Xavior: "Hey guys! The name is Xavior 3-point-one-0 and i'm a major leet hax0r!"
  Jimbo: "I Leethaxxed Your Mom."
  Xavior: "NO! My mum has a firewall!"
  Jimbo: "If you understood the term '1337', then it'd be obvious I passed the firewall!"
  Xavior: "You know what? I’m gonna Leethax you."
  (Xavior throws Elliot out the window)
  (Xavior starts leethacking, and sets Jimbo on fire)
• When Mr. Higglesworth finds out he got to teach "these fagolas again", he jumped off the class' windows as the student stares intently of what's going on, except for Emo kid who overdosed himself on drugs. Only to reveal himself to be alright afterwards.
  • After scolding Jimbo and declaring his hatred on him, he showed the result of the previous pop quiz the cast has taken in the last episode, revealing that they all failed, including Jimbo, who's not even a student in that school prior to this episode.
    Jimbo: "I didn't even take it tho!"
    Mr. Higglesworth: "That's why you failed! EUGHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
• When the group's escape has been discovered by Mr. Higglesworth, Jimbo plans an escape, by walking off the scene and left them alone, fooling Mr. Higglesworth in the process. Followed by Xavior who plans to save both Elliot and Brandon, only to noclip himself out of the map, leaving both of them alone with Mr. Higglesworth.
  • The kicker? Both Jimbo and Xavior failed to escape.
• Everytime Mr. Higglesworth failed to shoot down the escaping squad, he accidentally murder an unnamed passerby as "Mmmm Watcha Say" from Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek plays.

Field Trips

• Every time Brandon ask someone to shut their face qualifies.
• The attendance paper:
  ATTENDANCE
  Name:
  ELMER J. FAPP (There are previous ELMR and ELMAR scribbled out)
  Jimbo
  Elliot
  Brandon (scribbled out, replaced by HULK PENIS)
  Eric (scribbled out, replaced by SOME FAGOLA)
  Francis (A.K.A. Gay Biker)
  Emo Kid :(
• Xavior enters the Math Class where he encounters Ms. Person for the first time where he fall in love in the first sight, where he asks if they can have internet sex later...
  Xavior: "My girl senses are tingling when I walk near this." (Xavior looks at Ms. Person. Ms. Person turns to see him)
  Ms. Person: "Can I help you?" (Xavior goes into a love trance, and love music plays)
  Xavior: "Salutations miss. Can we have internet sex later?"
  • ...only to asks what's the internet, then revealing that she's actually Mr. Higglesworth, disguised as Mr. Person all along.
    Mr. Higglesworth: "Hahahahaha Just kidding fagolas! Beat it geek!" (Mr. Higglesworth throws his chair at Xavior, flinging him at the window. Xavior gets back up and goes to the door.)
    Xavior: I’m going to L 33 T hack you so hard, you won’t be able to open up the developer console.
    Mr. Higglesworth: "That’s what she said."
    (Elmer jumps forwards and grabs Mr. Higglesworth chair)
    Brandon: "(Civilized voice) Oh, overused jokes, I get it."
    (Xavior walks away, but comes back to point at Mr. Higglesworth creepy, and runs off)
• When Elmer again says his name to Higglesworth:
  Elliot: "Hey we learned something, his name is Elmer!"
  Mr. Higglesworth: *gains a big head* "SEE WHAT I MEAN?! YOU FAGOLAS MAKE BILL GATES LOOK LIKE GABE NEWELL!!!"
  Bill Clinton: *from a distance* "You pronounced his name wrong..."
• At the end of the episode, Elliot quips a pun, where Elmer immediately breaks his character and yells at him.
  Elmer: "WITH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING JOKE, ELLIOT! WHAT THE HELL'S MATTER WITH YOU?! EURGH!"

Mondays

• Xavior stealing a showcased laptop.
  Xavior: "This episode sucks my shit! It's not even funny and I'd rather play Ninja Gaiden in hard mode! With cheats."
  (Xavior notices that he's late for school)
  Xavior: "Balls! I'm late again!" (Xavior sees his surrounding before running away with the laptop.)
• This exchange at the end of the Italian class:
  Xavior: "I was having sex with someone in Second Life!"
  Brandon: "More like, No life!"
• The entirety of the math class is probably the highlight of the episode.
  • The poor Emo Kid is finally get himself a nice friend with the Crabcore Kid, complete with a shine.
  • Mr. Higglesworth trying to comprehend what's Crabcore Kid is actually saying, before being interrupted by Brandon again.
  • Then he gave up and proceed to treat him like everybody else in the class, giving him an undertaker special and double F's.
    Crabcore Kid: "Oh, my joules!"
  • When the Crabcore Kid decided enough is enough and decided to call out Mr. Higglesworth for his abusive behavior:
    Crabcore Kid: "Ok, enough with the F's already, like, take your medication or something..."
    Mr. Higglesworth, slowly facing towards Crabcore Kid: "Speaking of medication..." (opens a line of coke and starts snorting)
    Elliot: "I Knew It!!"
    Elmer: "I sold it, for ten bananas!"
    Jimbo: "BANANAS!"
    Elmer: "NAAAAW!" (punches Jimbo away across the room)
  • Really, the entire class (sans Mr. Higglesworth himself, of course) is dedicating themselves into upsetting Mr. Higglesworth, pressing as many Berserk Button he has.
    Mr. Higglesworth: "QUIET, FAGOLAS! For your own rude behavior we're going to take notes!"
    Brandon: "Oh, ha! I though you said 'nose'! I mean like, who likes to take someone's nose, that's kinda gay!"
    Mr. Higglesworth: "And you're kinda bald!"
    Brandon: "So were you, Mr. Tiddlesworth!"
    Mr. Higglesworth: "I HAVE HAIR!! SEE?! SEE?!!!"
    Elliot: "Nah, that's called balding."
    Elmer: "You're bald!" (stabs Elliot)
    Mr. Higglesworth: "JESUS! FUCKING! CHRIST!"
    Elliot: "It's not nice to use God's name in vain."
• During the chemistry class, Brandon, who's bored with the class, calls Elliot if there's something interesting going on later on. Elliot responds immediately, only for Brandon being presented by another boring lecture by Mrs. Person and immediately reprimands Elliot for being a liar, which resulted in this exchange:
  Brandon: "Elliot! You're lying to me! LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
  Postal Dude: "Where the hell am i?"
  Brandon briefly responded to Postal Dude: "New Jersey." (continues to call Elliot a liar)
  Beat
  Postal Dude: "Shit!" (leaps out the school ground and tries to rob a prop car) "What for? All the cars in this town seems to be props anyway!" (flies away)
  Brandon: "Prop? What a prop!?"
  Mrs. Person: "A prop is an object used in a set piece of-"
  Brandon: "Oh, hold on, hold on a sec." (takes over and launches Mrs. Person off the class out to the highway, which crashes into a freight truck)
  • Which ends in Brandon taking over the class and set up a monitor for everyone else to watch.
    Brandon: "Who wants to watch Norman Jayden fell off a cliff?"
    Some random furry: "I wanna see! I wanna see! Come on, hey asshole, i want to see!"
    Brandon: "I said cliff, not yiff! Go back to Second Life you furfag!" (throws chair onto the furry)
• When the Gym Teacher confronted the gang for skipping Gym Class, Elliot uses logic and reasoning and throw back his argument against him, telling that why isn't he in the gym. He promptly explodes and blows the school off.
• In the end of the episode, Elliot finally reunited with his old and trusty bike. Just as he about to left the schoolgrounds, a lone brick from previous episodes flies off towards his face.

Camping

• "STOP ARGUING AND GET A DIVORCE ALREADY! My nails are sensitive." (Creepy high-contrast close-up of Elmer's freshly-painted fingernails)
• A conversation at the start of the episode:
  Higglesworth: "Merry Halloween! ASS-ignment due tomorrow's following day but before Tuesday! If you hand it in late I'm giving you an A+!"
  Elliot: Oh. Okay, cool.
  Higglesworth: And don't act like you don't care, 'cause this ASS-ignment is worth an F! And I know you and your fetish for getting Fs!!
  • Elliot's Through the Eyes of Madness moment at the same time is equally funny.
• Another one from Camping:
  Jimbo: "Hey Elliot, don't you have an "el papel" to write?"
  Elliot: "D'oh, fffffffffffffff-Yeah, I do."
  Jimbo: "And ya left it at home."
  (Cut to an image of a donkey, complete with braying, overlaying with Elliot.)
  Elliot: "Welp, guess I can't do it then."
  (Higglesworth appears and parks his chair.)
  Higglesworth: "Oh but yes you can, fagola! Here's a copy!"
  (slaps Elliot in the face with a copy of the ass-ignment)
• Elliot's Rage Quit when he learns he and the gang went in a circle just so they could camp at his house.
  Elliot: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WE JUST WALKED AN ENTIRE CIRCLE FOR HOURS AND THE WHOLE TIME IT WAS RIGHT IN MY BACKYARD!?
  Xavior:...Guess so! ROFLCOPTER!
• The fact that the gang's three teachers are also camping outside next door, with Mr. Higglesworth teasing the group for some marshmallows and Ms. Person losing her calm towards Mr. Cool at their absence.
• Crossing over with CMOA, G-Man/Folding Chair yelling at Higglesworth at the end of Camping:
  G-Man: "Well, I'm gonna fuckin' slap yo shit (starts slapping Higglesworth), so how 'bout YOU go to bed. you old FUCK!?