Funny / Electric Dreams

• The "love song" that Edgar produces for Miles to present to Madeline, consisting of strings of sexual obscenities to the tune of a soapy commercial jingle.
  Darling I love you to bits
  And I want to see your tits
  Miles: (reading the lyrics) I can't play that for her! "I want to squeeze you, lick you, pucker up and kiss you"? You make her sound like a lemon!
• During the Naked People Are Funny segment:
  Madeline: Oh, Miles, Do you have a dog?
  Miles: Do why do you say that...? Oh, the barking? That's the neighbor's dog. It barks all the time through the wall!
  Madeline: (indicating puddle on floor, laughing) Does it pee through the wall as well?
• Edgar snarking "That's tellin' 'em, Howard!", blasting his party music for a few seconds then turning off.
• The conductor suggests something "simple, like Tchaikovsky?" Madeline opens her music book and finds one of the most complicated cello solos known to man. To her credit, she absolutely aces it.