Funny / EQG Crossover

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General

• Rainbow Dash's general reactions to romance, ranging from confusion to irritation. Especially if it's Sunset and Twilight.
• Sweetie Belle's Yandere tendencies towards Silver Spoon.
• Pretty much everything that Eldritch does.

One-shot comics

• Everyone's reactions to eating Twilight's cookies in this comic; Marshall Lee turns white and freezes in place, Crydius compares their taste to death but is otherwise unaffected, and Rainbow Dash falls over, dramatically trying to tell Fluttershy (who's sobbing and holding her body) that she's always loved her.
  • Then Sunset takes a bite... and is completely unaffected. Crydius notes that either she has some incredible resistance to poison, or they're severely underestimating this The Power of Love thing.
• In this comic, Twilight goes on about how it's the most wonderful time of year...THE EXAM PERIOD!
  Crydius: Someone tell that girl to shut up. Please.
• The dodgeball match, otherwise known as our first example of Sunset's protectiveness towards Twilight...at the expense of Rainbow Dash.
  • Crydius' summary of the rest of the match in the description:
    "The first dodgeball game of the new semester went right into the school's history books due to several noteworthy incidents. Peridot was send to the infirmary no less than 3 seconds after the game started due to getting hit square in the face and losing consciousness. She made a quick recovery, but her glasses were beyond salvation. About two minutes or so later she was joined by Rainbow Dash who got injured in some as of yet unknown accident. The only witness, Crona, refused to testify. Later in the game Rarity headed to the infirmary as well, claiming she was deadly injured. Turns out she broke the nail of her left index finger. The game ended with the only players left on the field being Applejack, Sunset Shimmer, Marshall Lee and Lapis Lazuli (though both are suspected of having used flight to cheat) and, very surprisingly, Twilight Sparkle. All received high marks."
• Crydius learning the hard way that he shouldn't be poking around in other people's minds.
• The problem with having a study group led by the school's resident sweethearts.
• In this comic, Rainbow Dash comes to the unfortunate realization that she and Fluttershy act like the cute couples she hates oh so much.
• In this comic, Tempest and Crydius order their formalwear for a dance online, but the order gets messed up due to Tempest's greater height compared to Crydius making them confused, so the suit is in Tempest's size and the dress is in Crydius's size. Since formalwear is required, and there's no way that Crydius is willing to miss out on a buffet Pinkie is in charge of, they decide to just wear what they had, and pull it off quite well.
• In this comic, GAMMA gets to talking with Apple Bloom, and suggests that she may have feelings for Eldritch. When Apple Bloom fumbles over her reply, GAMMA mentions that she tried to study love. It then to Sunset and Twilight cuddling and flirting on the couch at Christmas time... with GAMMA trying to scan them and failing miserably at avoiding their attention. She got grounded for a week.
• In This comic, Rainbow is walking by and hears Sunset and Twilight talking in a classroom about Twilight showing Sunset something. Thinking that they were talking about certain... "adult" things, Rainbow slams the door open... only for the topic to be Twilight's pony ears and tail.
• In this comic, the Funny Background Event Swiftly is up to ends up collapsing on top of Rainbow Dash.

Helping Sunset

• In the first strip, Twilight walks in on Sunset and Crydius performing a demonic ritual of some sort, which they hastily clean up.
• Twilight confessing that...she needs Sunset’s help with cellular biology, as well as everyone's reactions.
• Dominator's idea of helping Sunset is taking her to a bar and getting her drunk. Then Twilight walks in...
  Sunset: WHY WON'T YOU JUST (censor!) ME?!
  Dominator: Check, Please!
• Crydius' last hope in getting Sunset and Twilight together? Chara.
• Sunset finally confesses her feelings to Twilight...in the middle of a presentation Rainbow Dash is giving, much to her annoyance.

The Annual CHS Flag Hunt

• Vinyl Scratch slipping into Large Ham mode as an announcer for the event.
  • She also mentions her "hot burning love" for Octavia... much to Octavia's shock.
• Soldier firing an actual gun to start the race, much to Tracer's panic.
• Rainbow Dash bragging about her athletic skills and how she's going to win...and immediately tripping over a rock.
  • Marshall Lee and Crydius' reactions are even better:
    Marshall: Huh...one down, I guess.
    Crydius: And we had nothing to do with it. We need to step up our game. We're losing to a goddamn rock!
• Pinkie going on about how focused on the flag she's going to be, right before Dominator distracts her with a piece of candy.
• After Rarity suffers some Clothing Damage thanks to Pinkie, Applejack goes to help her up. Then Sunset and Twilight come in and immediately come to the wrong conclusion.
• Crydius having to prevent Chara from stabbing anyone.
• Crydius asks Sunset if she thinks some idiot will call for her when they find the flag. Cue Pinkie Pie loudly yelling that she found the flag.
• An utterly baffled Rainbow Dash walks in on the other Rainbooms and the Hellraisers going at each other, then stealing the flag from under their noses when she realizes what's going on...and then tripping over a rock again.
• Crydius being just as surprised as everyone else when he realizes he accidentally summoned a demon creature.
• Vinyl and Octavia acting nonchalant about the demon creature chasing Twilight.
• Everyone's in varying levels of shock when Sunset runs the flagpole through the demon creature's skull...except Chara, who's in awe.
• Since Sunset and Twilight tied, and there's only one medal, they just wear it around both their necks. And Sunset has them continue to do so for the next three days.
• Crydius and Marshall's conversation at the end:
  Marshall: So...we're just going to ignore the fact that Sunset just straight-up killed something?
  Crydius: If that means they'll ignore the fact that I pretty much summoned it, then I'm not going to complain.
  Marshall: Just to be clear, if she comes to you to avenge her precious Twily, I will deny any and all ties with you.
  Crydius: Gee, Marshall, you're a real pal, you know that? Just shut up and clap.

Meet GAMMA

• The comic that started it all: after a night of drunk science, Sunset and Twilight find out that they've made a child...that is to say, a Robot Girl with a fully-functioning AI. And a plasma cannon, which they discover when a mosquito flies into the lab.
• Everyone's reactions to meeting GAMMA:
  • Fluttershy thinks she's adorable, while Rainbow goes into full Heroic BSoD mode.
  • Meeting Pinkie Pie sends GAMMA into a literal Heroic BSoD.
  • Rarity immediately tries to design an outfit for her, while Applejack tries to restrain her as long as possible.
  • Scootaloo asks her if she can turn into a car.
  • Her meeting with Apple Bloom is a bit awkward at first...until they bond over Pokémon.
  • Twilight's mother just adores GAMMA. Unfortunately, she works in a scathing criticism of Shining being unable to confess his feeling to Cadence and give her grandchildren that way, ending with Shining lying on the floor in shame, all while GAMMA is completely oblivious.

Love Advice

• Sunset, for some reason, decides that Crydius is the one she should ask for advice.
• The various failed attempts at giving Sunset advice, usually followed by Crydius attacking the "helpers" with his book:
  • Crona immediately freaks out when Sunset says she wants to kiss Twilight, asking if you aren't supposed to wait until marriage for that. They just get a light whack on the back of the head.
  • Marshall gives her advice that would probably get her pepper-sprayed. A furious Crydius immediately calls Marceline to ask why she didn't come instead, only to learn she's currently in the middle of getting...intimate with Bonnibel.
  • Dominator suggests getting drunk again.
  • Crydius' real-life friend MustLoveFrogs barges in with some useless advice, and Crydius immediately tries to get her out. This ends up being the Funny Background Event to GAMMA's advice.
  • Speaking of which...GAMMA tries to give her own advice, only to realize she has no idea what love is. Crydius attributes this to her being built by Sunset and Twilight.
• Eventually, Crydius just tells her to try and be direct about it. Sunset tries to follow his advice, but ends up at a loss for words...so she just starts stripping, prompting Crydius to attack her with his book and drag her away.
• In the end, not only does Crydius get called upon by Twilight to help with the communication issues she has with Sunset, but pretty much every other lesbian in the school, or at least one member of every lesbian pairing in the school, has come to Crydius looking for love advice. He quickly books it.

GAMMA's magic

• GAMMA accidentally turning Twilight into a toad...and not fully realizing what she did until she asks her for advice on her powers.
• GAMMA's idiocy regarding the toads — namely, not realizing that if she doesn't want to turn people into toads, she should stop snapping her fingers. When she's about to repeat the mistake with Crydius and Crona, the former bonks her on the head with his book to get her to stop... along with Crona for some reason.
• Crydius and Crona, the only people in their class who aren't toads, decide to go check out what's going on, with Crydius saying that with everything that's happened at CHS nothing surprises him anymore, only to be proven wrong when he sees GAMMA trying to corral the toads. He also says that he doesn't think that there's a force in the universe capable of making Twilight Sparkle miss a science class.
• Crydius and Crona's plan for turning the toads back into humans? Dress Octavia and Vinyl up as princes and make them kiss them.
  • Why does it fail? Because Crydius refers to them as a lesbian couple, and Octavia tries to deny it, causing Crydius to snark "Yeah, keep telling yourself that" in response as she leaves.
• GAMMA finally turning the toads back to normal...and blowing a chunk of the school up in the process.
• Crydius, upon seeing GAMMA's power, suggests to Tempest that they magically create a golem similar to her. The way he phrases it initially, though, makes it sound like he wants to have a kid with her the traditional way.

Eldritch's introduction

• Eldritch's Establishing Character Moment, in which he cackles about how he's going to bring doom and despair to Canterlot High, only to help Apple Bloom out when she accidentally takes a tumble down the stairs.
• Eldritch and GAMMA's first interaction, in which he tells her to prepare to taste defeat, all while asking what last name she goes by so he won’t be insensitive and insisting neither of them gets hurt.
• Eldritch and GAMMA's first battle ends up being a game of Go Fish.
• Crydius and Tempest's reactions to their kid being a sweetheart:
  Crydius: I don't understand! I called upon all four chaos gods, multiple eldritch horrors, and every great or old one in the book!
  Tempest: Yeah well, something tells me the vast majority of them missed your calls.
  • Several commenters have suggested that the chaos gods did hear Crydius' calls, but decided to make Eldritch a sweetheart For the Lulz.

GAMMA's cooking

• Not only did GAMMA inherit Twilight's Lethal Chef tendencies, but she somehow made the meatloaf she was trying to cook sentient.
• The Loaf cackles about how it's going to take over the world...only to be swiftly taken down by a powered-up GAMMA and Eldritch.

Meet the Princesses

• Sunset's reaction when she finds out Princess Twilight somehow found out about her and Twilight hooking up.
• "W-WELCOME BACK GIRLFRIEND! THIS IS MY TWILIGHT! HER NAME IS PRINCESS!"
• Sunset and Twilight finding out that, the same night they made GAMMA, Sunset effectively drunk-dialed Princess Twilight.
• Sunset's reaction when she finds out Princess Twilight and Princess Celestia are in a relationship.
• GAMMA is so confused by the presence of two Twilights that she starts to go into a meltdown. Which apparently requires ten feet of copper wire, six cans of tomato sauce, a Latin dictionary, and a fire extinguisher to fix.

Ardent

• Applejack, not recognizing Eldritch in his Slaanesh-aligned "Ardent" persona, bonks him on the head when he flirts with Apple Bloom in pure Big Sister Instinct. When Eldritch re-emerges, he's tasting purple and hallucinating.
  • GAMMA and Sweetie Belle are watching said flirting, and while the former doesn't get what's going on, the latter is blushing and covering her face while peeking out between her fingers because she does know what's going on.

The first year's dodgeball competition

• Sweetie Bell blowing a kiss at an embarrassed Silver Spoon.

Calamitous card game

• Sunset is still in the doghouse with Twilight for what happened during the competition.
  • Sunset vows to herself that she needs to keep an eye on GAMMA, to make sure she's safe and that nothing bad happens to her. Cue Apple Bloom running up and telling Sunset to come quick as something terrible's happened to GAMMA as Sunset gains Wide Eyes and Shrunken Irises.
• After Sunset loses, it turns out Sagacious had challenged GAMMA to a duel earlier and if she lost, she would have to go into sleep mode for twenty minutes...which is when Apple Bloom found her. Needless to say, Apple Bloom is extremely nervous as Sunset gives Sagacious a hard punch to the eye.

Birds In The Rain

• When Rainbow asks why Fluttershy's parents are in Cloudsdale, she starts to say that they're bailing her good-for-nothing brother out before backtracking and saying that they're helping Zephyr with his studies. Rainbow, unsurprised, says that that checks out.
• When Crydius asks Chara what's wrong with them, the latter says that the answer tends to cause nightmares.
• Chara is actually disappointed when they learn that what they stole as a "Macaque's Paw" and not a "Monkey's Paw", which grants a single wish, but with an ironic or comedic twist as opposed to the latter's more dangerous Be Careful What You Wish For consequences.

The First Date

• Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash clearly getting flustered by all the other couples at the concert.
• Rainbow Dash doing a Spit Take when she sees Anne, Sasha and Marcy sharing a drink at a café and while Rainbow and Fluttershy are watching a parody of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back (the dialogue says "No, I Am Your Father" "No! That's not tr-! Oh, wait, no, that makes sense..."), Rainbow drops her popcorn kernel in shock and gains a Luminescent Blush when she sees Twilight and Sunset next to them, making out.

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