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  • In the 2013 Halloween event, there was a "House of Magnificent Marvels" that you could visit.
    • One of the dragons featured was a barefoot dino - all dinos in the Cave have shoes (in reference to Yoshi, as they used a Yoshi sprite in the early days of the Cave).
    "Before now no one even knew if the shoes came off and if a Dino had toes. Well wonder no more, this fellow will wriggle his cute little toes just for you."
    • Another feature was a Rooster, as many have complained about Chickens being unbreedable due to there being no male counterpart in the Cave.
    "This here before you is the fabled but never before seen Male Chicken. Some even call it a Rooster."
  • Many of the item descriptions found in the shop in Snow Wars 2 are quite hilarious. Some examples include:
    • White Pawn: "What's the best place to buy chess pieces? A pawn shop."
    • Fancy Gingerbread Wall: "This is how you get ants."
    • Gingerbread Arch: "A gingerbread man sits in a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh or is he made of house?"
    • Gingerbread Window: "Do you want ants?"
    • Gingerbread Corner Wall: "Where did you even find an oven big enough to bake these?"
    • Birch Tree: "Son of a birch!"
    • Tree (Snowy): "You wonder how the snow got inside your house."
    • White Daffodil: "This flower is looking a bit pale and bleak. Maybe it is cold?"
    • Yellow Crocus: "Never eat yellow snow. Or yellow crocus."
    • Ice Ballista: "A ballista so cold it'll give ya a blista."
    • Grosbeak: "Is the grosbeak's beak gross? How rude, we don't stereotype."

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