Funny / Dragon Ball Z Abridged E 60 Part 3

• The shocking cliffhanger of part 2 where Cell one-shots Trunks was actually a flub.
  Cell: Aw, shit, that was meant for Tien. That's my B. It's just so hard to parse your power levels anymore—you're all so weak!
• After Cell has teleported in, glowing with light and shaking the earth, sang a song about his survival and shot Trunks in the heart:
  Yamcha: Guys! Cell's back!
  Cell: Thanks, Yamcha.
• After Cell explains how he came back stronger than ever, Yamcha calls him Perfecter Cell.
  Cell: Okay, Yamcha, accurate, but tone it down.
• Krillin asks Gohan to kick Cell again to see if he'll cough up another Android 18, for a friend.
• Following Trunks dying, in a moment of pitch-black humor, Yamcha talks about dying. About how the afterlife part isn't bad, but that the process of feeling yourself dying is haunting, and even to this day he can't help but wonder from time to time if he was ever actually brought back or if this is all just a Dying Dream he's experiencing. Krillin chimes in with amazement that someone finally managed to "put it into words."
  Krillin: Oh my god! Someone finally put it into words!
  Yamcha: Is it any easier the second time?
  Krillin: Believe it or not, it's worse.
  • Really, just how they are handling Trunks' death at the moment, all casually and are having a philosophical discussion, Death really doesn't scare them now with their safety net on.
• Gohan, after Taking the Bullet for Vegeta, groans that the latter picked now to be a better parent.
  • Everyone gives Gohan shit for taking the bullet for Vegeta. Cell doesn't even look amused.
  Cell: For Vegeta? Really?
  Tien: Yeah, really!?
  Piccolo: REALLY!
• As Cell charges his Kamehameha, Gohan comments on the situation.
  Gohan: So this is how I die, down an arm and killed by an android. Why does this feel oddly familiar?
• During the Beam-O-War, Krillin has a random question due to Cell mockingly suggesting Gohan use sign language.
  Krillin: If someone with one arm uses sign language is that a speech impediment or an accent?
  • For the record: Speech impediment. Many sign languages use both phonetic signs (which require only one hand) in addition to signs for common words, which can require both. Losing a hand means losing the ability to sign those words, resulting in a slower signing time. The more you know.
• When Goku is telepathically giving his Rousing Speech to Gohan, pointing out that Gohan is stronger than him, he says "See? I'm not even close to that strong"...then after a Beat drops briefly out of the dramatic tone to whisper "yet".
• "Now plant your feet, grit your teeth, and EAT. THAT. HORSE!"
  • "Horse... eaten."
• In a mix of this and Tear Jerker, Cell, ever the eccentric showman, sings Frank Sinatra's My Way as he dies.
  • In the middle of the montage accompanying this song, we get a Solar Flare gag of Imperfect Cell in a sling bikini, tongue hanging out.
• After Cell is killed, there's a brief moment of silence before "Dramatic Finish!" flashes on the screen.
  • Following this, an exhausted and fatigued Gohan starts falling to the ground as he asks someone to catch him. The rest of the Z Fighters don’t hear this as they are still in shock that Cell is finally gone for good.
  • The "Dramatic Finish!" really serves as a hilarious capstone after the three minute-long song sung by Cell right before.
• King Furry appears, and he speaks in barks. He also likes walkies.
  • And how is the population going to celebrate Cell's defeat? By having an orgy.
    Grant: YEAH! F*CK THIS CITY!
• Mr. Satan stated that he was the one who took down Cell (by throwing 16's head to Gohan and triggering his Super Saiyan 2 transformation) and he disintegrated into nothing when asked for a body (thanks to Gohan's Kamehameha). The funny part is that technically, he isn't lying.
  Jimmy: Was there a body, Mr. Satan?
  Mr. Satan: (panicked) NO!
• Once Mr. Satan launches into his spiel about how he was the one who defeated Cell, his theme music starts up. As pointed out by Kaiser in the Breakdown, once it cuts for a second to the city listening to his broadcast, the music becomes muffled—implying that Satan's theme isn't just the series soundtrack, it's actually playing through the audio feed.
• A meta one: since Mr. Satan took the credit for killing Cell, Kaiser Neko confirmed on Twitter that he won the lifetime supply of Hetap.
• Dende trying to give Gohan mouth-to-mouth when he pretends his Healing Hands didn't work.
• When Gohan is brought back to full health, the other Z Fighters offer their condolences:
  Tien: Hey... Sorry about your dad, kid.
  Yamcha: Yeah, that's rough.
  Gohan: (cheerfully) Hey, guys, it's fine! He's dead!
  (Yamcha and Krillin look at each other in disbelief)
  Yamcha: ...There's a lot to unpack there.
  Piccolo: You did a good job out there, kid. (rubs Gohan's head) Without you, we'd all be dead.
  Gohan: YEP.
  Piccolo: (smiling regardless) I... I just wanted you to know that.
  Gohan: (still cheerful) I know.
  Piccolo: ...O-okay, long as we're clear.
• 18 waking up on the Lookout and being thoroughly confused about what's going on.
  Dende: Okay, so why did you bring two dead chicks to the Lookout? (the second one being Trunks)
  Android 18: (wakes up in alarm) Huh?!
  Krillin: Good morning, Sunshine!
  Android 18: Where am I?! What happened?! Where's Cell?!
  Piccolo: On the Lookout, Gohan killed Cell, and… Gohan killed Cell.
  Android 18: What's "the Lookout"?!
  Krillin: It's where God lives.
  Dende: What up.
  Android 18: (stunned) ...Okay, wow, you are throwing a lot at me here...
  Krillin: Also I'm in love with you!
  Android 18: Aaaaaannd that's my limit! Thank you, bye. (flies off)
  Krillin: NO, WAIT, DON'T— Man, I'm bad at this.
  Android 18: (distantly as she's flying off) We both are!
• When Shenron is summoned, Gohan notices that he's less moody than he usually is. Now let's remember that Dende had quite a bit of weed beforehand...
  Shenron: (before dematerializing) Bigger Green, out!
  • Dende also summons Shenron unconventionally.
    Dende: Wakey wakey, eggs and dead people.
• When Trunks is revived, the first thing he says are, "I get it, your desk is beautiful!" and "...Got my clothes back." Guess King Yemma is still up to his old tricks.
• When Yamcha makes the wish to revive everyone, he was a bit too specific with the phrasing.
  King Kai: Yeah, thanks for specifying on Earth, by the way! YAMCHA! YOU ASSHOLE!!!
• Throughout the episode Goku treats King Kai like a literal phone. When King Kai yells at him he tells Gohan he's getting interference, and later when he says goodbye he jabs him in the eye trying to find a button to hang up.
• Piccolo finally gets a place to live in the Lookout, though Dende lets him stay because Gohan is more likely to visit if Piccolo's around.
  Piccolo: (genuinely excited) I've never had a room before!
  Dende: That's depressing. And hilarious.
  Mr. Popo: I call it deprarious.
• When Krillin complains that it's ridiculously arbitrary that Shenron can bring someone back from the dead but cannot turn Seventeen and Eighteen back into humans, Shenron points out that he isn't the one who makes the rules, prompting Krillin to ask who does.
  Popo: Hiiiiii.
  Krillin: Because they are incredibly fair and balanced.
• While the exchange between them is mostly serious and heartwarming, when 18 questions why Krillin used the wish for her sake, one of the possible wishes she suggests he could have made for himself is to have a nose.
• 18 correctly predicts that her brother's first thought after being revived is something inane.
  Android 17: (gasps and pants, then gets up off the ground) Beat I never did get that boat.
• Krillin tries to get Android 18's phone number as she flies off again but gets the predictable response.
  Krillin: Wait! Wait! W-what's your number?
  Android 18: 18!
  Krillin: ...Heh. Guess I flew into that one.
• Piccolo's reaction to Krillin and 18's last awkward exchange after Krillin wishes for her and 17's bombs to be removed.
  Piccolo: (thinking) I'm not sure what just happened.
  Kami and Nail: (sing-songy) Krillin's got a girlfriend!
  Piccolo: Gross.
• Before he leaves, Tien offers some sincere words of encouragement to Gohan and Trunks for their respective futures, then goes to fly off and ends on this:
  Tien: Until we meet again. Which will probably be when the world's in danger, so just... keep a close eye on Vegeta.
• Yamcha tries to convince Trunks to take him to the future. After a brief exchange, Trunks realizes why.
  Trunks: ...Is it because my mom is single?
  Yamcha: Oh hey, my apartment's this way, later, Trunks!
• Vegeta and Trunks part ways... by flipping each other off. Vegeta smiles proudly when Trunks returns the gesture.
• Just before the end credits, as Trunks is leaving, there's a touching moment of Gohan looking up to the sky at an overlay of his father smiling proudly at him. But he's the only who who can see it, and Krillin ends up looking around trying to figure out why Gohan's staring at the empty sky.
• Based on 18's reaction, the team threw Krillin the mother of all bones (heh). This is a mid-credits scene, shown at Kame House.
  Krillin: I'm surprised you knew I'd be here.
  18: Seemed like the obvious pick.
  Krillin: True! So, umm... what can I do ya for?
  18: I made a promise to myself, and I'm here to keep it.
  Krillin: Ya wanna see a movie, or...
  18: Dude, drop your pants.
  Krillin: Oh, OH! O-okay! But, umm... j-j-just a heads up, I'm a grower...
  (zipper, followed by an audible thump on the ground... and then another, louder thump)
  18: OH. MY. GOD!
  Krillin: What?
  18: Get on the bed.
  Krillin: YES, MA'AM!
  (Krillin Owned Count appears, then ticks down to 38)^note The KOC appearance and ding are entirely played in reverse from normal.
  • Finally, The Stinger. That night, at the end of their epic world-rocking sesh, Krillin proves not all habits are entirely Saiyan as he fires a Scatter Bullet through the roof of Kame House. The KOC, by now reduced to one, is destroyed in a climactic conflagration. Awesome and Heartwarming on its own, but how makes it hilarious.
    • In a nice bit of meta humor, the KOC is destroyed the same way it started- blasting a hole in Kame House.
    • Considering how KaiserNeko prefers to pronounce it, you could say 18 destroyed Krillin's KOC.
      Krillin: HA HA!
      18: *uff* Wow...
  • It's also amusing in retrospect that the joke about Krillin trying to blow the last wish on a "three foot long-" something (that turned out to be a hoagie) back on Namek was a Bait-and-Switch because his penis size didn't need any help.