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Season One

    Episode 1 - What the Thunder Said 

  • Davion clearly doesn't remember the name of his recent bedmate. Thankfully, she doesn't really mind.
  • Some drunk git sees Mirana and declares her to be "his future ex-wife." Well, at least he's not optimistic about how their marriage would go.
    • And then he sees Marci and calls her his "other future ex-wife." Marci takes offense.
  • Davion's squire teleports back to Dragonhold. He didn't bother to explain this to Davion's bedmate or even ask her to leave, resulting in her staring in astonishment as he is enveloped in a magical light and disappears.
  • Mirana finds Davion naked in the woods. She wants just to shrug him off and move on, but Marci glares until she agrees to help.
    Mirana: You do not know that he would help if he were in my position!

    Episode 2 - Princess of Nothing 

  • On their journey to the city, Davion bathes in a lake. Mirana pointedly buries her nose in a map, but Marci openly stares.
  • Davion tells the girls that his friend owns a great tavern, where they'll be able to stay and eat for free (which is all they can afford at the moment). Cut to a run-down tavern with drunks puking outside.
    Davion: It's gone downhill a bit.
  • When Davion wakes up after passing out:
    Innkeeper: You're awake. How do you feel?
    Davion: Like I went the wrong way through a dragon's asshole.
    Innkeeper: There's a right way?

    Episode 6 - The Knight, Death and the Devil 

    Episode 7 - Speak the Words 

  • Mirana and Marci's reactions to Fymryn mistaking the two of them and Davion for a polyamorous "pod". Mirana just says "Gods' mercy" in a tired voice, but Marci does a big Spit Take and anxiously shakes her head.

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