Funny / .hack//G.U.

• Some of the "Marriage/Promise" endings, even more so if you pick someone like Azure Kite.
• Early in volume 1, Atoli lectures Haseo about how Moon Tree doesn't lecture people.
  • Even funnier later: Atoli invites Haseo to a seminar. And, according to a board thread that comes up earlier, this is apparently a regular thing.
• Atoli at the Canard shop in volume 1, where she gets unexpectedly cheeky. Also when she starts messaging Silabus and Gaspard in secret.

  Haseo: You're still here!?

  Atoli: Well, you never told me to leave.

  Silabus and Gaspard nod.

  Haseo: Then quit standing in my blind spot!

  Atoli: Oh, so this is the Terror of Death's blind spot, huh?

• If you take the Bikman's Art Supplies with Silabus in the party, Haseo will turn to him and ask if Bikman is supposed to be a guy or a girl; Silabus merely shrugs.
• Kuhn hitting on a 9-year-old in Volume 1. The rest of the quest consists primarily of Pi and Haseo picking on him for it.
• Most of what Kuhn does, period. Chim Chim Song quest, anyone? Or the scene with Haseo at Shop Acorn in Volume 1? He's better comic relief than Piros for cryin' out loud.
• Saku gets Bishie Sparkles when thinking about "Master En" Endrance. Haseo can clearly be seen in the background with a look of disgust.
• Alkaid has one of these in Volume 2 when she's teasing Atoli.

  Alkaid: We did some really hot, super-secret training, just the two of us! LOL

  • Then there's Alkaid's Oh, Crap! moment when Haseo tells her what honeysuckles symbolize for the Twin Swords she had pointed him to a dungeon to get. The somewhat-dorky, overly-enthusiastic fighter suddenly shifts on the spot into practically freaking out.
• Haseo's reaction to Atoli "inviting" Haseo and Pi to visit Moon Tree.

  Haseo: Are you trying to PICK A FIGHT?

• Saku's brutal savaging of Negimaru for being a loser after he tries to pick on Bo.
• In Volume 1, when Pi beats Kuhn for his womanizing before the tournament against Alkaid starts.
• The 4komas themselves, naturally, are hilarious.
  • A montage of Haseo acting like a stereotypical teenager (pining over Shino, brutal in fighting PKers, and just plain being rebellious) is presented by Pi's exhibit...to Atoli, Yata, and Sakaki, the last one just snickering, while the first two are in awe. Even funnier when you consider that in real life, Sakaki is 10, and Yata and Atoli are 17, same as Haseo.
• Volume 4 adds another Marriage ending with Ovan. It's hard to tell whether he is taking it seriously or just messing with Haseo. And also: he somehow forces Haseo to wear a bride's dress, and the latter is still bewildered during then.
• Last Recode adds a new mode called "Parody Mode" who changes the dialogue in some cutscenes like Haseo being rude to women, Yata being desperate to have a girlfriend and the Azure Knights being a death metal band among others.
  • Yata's bemoaning a girlfriend is especially hilarious in multiple ways. Aside from being a complete inverse of Yata's Motive Rant that the original scene leads to, 1) Yata's acting like the 17-year old he actually is, 2) he calls Haseo "a nerd", and 3) his bemoaning of Pi being an old hag becomes rich when we finally see what Pi's player, Reiko Saeki, looks like offline in later media...and it turns out she's quite the knockout IRL too, with proportions not unlike Pi's.
  • Haseo and Ovan post a video of their...performance of Vol. 1's theme song, "Gentle Hands". The post earns a wordless reaction and a dislike from Shino.