Funny / Dinosaur Comics

• T-Rex gripes about evolution not finishing its job because he can't eat all the chicken wings without getting a stomachache.
  God: I WARNED IF YOU ATE ANY MORE WINGS THEN 199 THINGS WOULD GO WRONG IN THE BATHROOM
  T-Rex: You said one thing would go wrong in 199 different ways!
  God: T-REX AT THIS POINT FOR YOUR BATHROOM
  God: THE DISTINCTION IN LARGELY ACADEMIC

• The alt-text of this strip in which T-Rex reveals he once accidentally a broken Christmas ornament.
  if this happens to you, poison control will tell you NOT to induce vomiting, because the danger is in the glass going down your throat. once it's in your belly it's safest to let it pass naturally. HOWEVER if this happens to you please call poison control yourself to confirm and do NOT rely on secret medical advice hidden on a laffy-laff website you like

• T-Rex's proposal to change all maps to be projected with as his kitchen as north instead of using the North Pole, along with his apparent misunderstanding of what a compass is for.

• Filling fortune cookies with messages that make them both and quite terrifying.

• The meta jokes Ryan North makes with minor edits to the last panel, such as a bookcover with a crooked dinosaur and T-Rex as a paleontology exhibit.

• T-Rex tries to pronounce the actual question mark symbol. He ends up pronouncing the dollar sign instead.
  T-Rex: Hold on, I can do this! Okay.
  T-Rex: $
  T-Rex: Oh my God!! I'd never actually pulled it off before! That was amazing!
  Utahraptor: It sounded like the sound dogs make when they're just about to throw up.
  T-Rex: $$$$$

• Discussing game design with The Devil including his current project, Press X to Eat a Big Pie.

• T-Rex attempts to discuss the The World Cup, but the comic's captions won't cooperate to the point that T-Rex gives up and goes home.

• The classic poem "The Smelly Dog Who Pooed".

• God "answers" the philosophical question of why the world has diseases.

• T-Rex's business cards, complete with a Pretentious Latin Motto.