Funny / Digimanz The Adventure Too

• It literally starts with Ken being launched out of a portal, smashing him into The Digi-Tower, knocking his head off. A crane comes to pick up Ken's head and return it to his body but as it does, his body pisses into his mouth.
• Ken tells Wormmon the story of the DigiDestined. When he lands on a page of a grown-up Mimi, Wormmon starts humping Ken's leg, leading to him to yell "Wormmon! NO!"
• Davis is making a machine that is designed to "Cure racism by turning everyone gay", and is looking for a way to email to everyone.
  • What does the machine do? Well...
  Davis: (Shows a Medical Chair with sturups) You see, you put your hindquarters over here and put your legs up into these sturups. And then BAM! (A piston mounted dildo shoots though the hole rapidly before launching into the air.) SOME OF THAT ACTION!
  • Davis doesn't need to use the machine himself because of his jacket. It's filled with his 'emissions'
• Ken captures Davis by telling him about his own machine, which is "designed so no human being ever has to walk or run again." Cut to Davis being chained to a cliff with only a suddenly appearing Veemon for company.
• Ken goes after T.K. and Kairi by storming Digi-City on top of a dinosaur, who smashes into their office.
  Ken: Take that you glass fiend!
• Ken's meeting with Davis clearly left an impression on him.
  Ken: You don't, like, blow loads into that hat do you?
  T.K: HE KNOWS ABOUT THE LOADS.
  • This isn't a well-kept secret.
  Kairi: (During TV Broadcast) We here at the DCN want to promote a prosperous and safe environment for all our users.
  Man^note Ken's dad: (At the TV) WE KNOW ABOUT THE LOADS!
• DCN banning certain phrases from their network, including "Faggoting Bitch" and "Puma Penis". On a lighter note though, the word of the day is "Orgasmic Butthole"
  • T.K./PurpleEyesWTF corpsing on "Vaigene-Wein Fuckbang Machine". Kairi asks if he has a cough.
• Yolei and Mimi's Sex Scene. Describing everything that happens in this one scene is... complicated.
  • It clearly took its toll on Ken, who after sitting through that, decided to make things easier on himself when he went after Cody.
  Cody: Finally! An Opponent!
  Ken: (Armed with a gun and a sack) GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
• When Ken has the Digi-Destined captured in the Digi-Desert (Day):
  Ken: Well now that you're all Smuggling the Hot Oil, I think that it's time that we take care of some business.
  Wormmon: Uhh, The phrase is "Hanging Around".
  Ken: What did I say?
  Wormmon: 'Smuggling the Hot Oil'.
  Ken: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
• Ken's plan is to get Tyrannical Vex (Actually Deltamon) to use his power and Influence to destroy all anime from the internet and the world. Tyrannical Vex has his own plans.
  Tyrannical Vex: I never planned on helping you destroy anime! I want to achieve something far greater! The Double Erection!
• Ken explains Tyrannical Vex's plan.
  Ken: The Double Errection. It's a fool's dream! A long-forgotten legend. This may be over-simplifying it, but throughout all of scientific literature, there has never been an account of two beings achieving an errection at the exact same moment in time.
  Tyrannical Vex: (Evil Laugh) That's right! I will send painful electric shocks to your nether regions, in order to increase the blood flow to facilitate The Double Erection!
  T.K.: As great a plan as this is, you don't have enough people up here to pull off that feat! Kairi and Yolei are women, and Cody probably hasn't hit puberty yet, because he's ten!
  Yolei: Uhh, guys, I have a huge confession. I got a weiner grafted on.
• Davis shows up to save the day.
  Ken: But how? How did you escape?
  Davis: I used the lubrication on the inside of my jacket to wiggle free!
  Ken: You'd think it would be stickier.
• "I'm not going to just stand by and watch, I'll call a physician and let him know you're about to take a lead suppository!" Cue Badass images of a bullet, followed by Davis completely failing to hit the giant three-headed monster. He does manage to accidentally shoot down Cody and hit Hawkmon right between the eyes though.
• While Davis can't aim to save his life with a gun, when his machine is equipped with T.K. and Yolei's severed penises, he manages to take Tyrannical Vex down in two shots.
  Davis: I guess the dick is in the other eye now!
• Ken's Badass speech to the Skeleton of Tyrannical Vex (Actually SkullGreymon). Somewhat ruined by the fact he is too far away to be heard properly.
  Ken: Skeleton of Tyrannical Vex! Today you pay for your crimes! You possessed Wormmon and left him to die! You thought us gone, but we have returned with the fury and vengeance of a thousand exploding stars! (Music Stops, cut to Tyrannical Vex's perspective.) Our wrath will rain down upon you for three hundred eternities! I suggest you pray to your gods, so that I may know who to destroy next!
• Skeleton of Tyrannical Vex fires a nuke.
  Davis: Stare directly at it! We might get superpowers!
• Davis brings down Tyrannical Vex with a battalion's worth of his machine rapidly firing dildos. He declares it The End, but T.K. refuses to end the video until everyone has said one thing they have learnt from this adventure.
• Davis' speech wrapping up the short. Could double as a Heartwarming moment, as a final message from PurpleEyesWTF. Well... most of it anyway.
  Davis: Today we learned that if everyone acts like a dick on the internet, then they are bound to create evil, and in the real world, there's always a chance we could be processed by the dickish behaviour of the online world, and the best way to counter-act that is to understand other people. BUT, we have to be talking along the same lines. Which is why important concepts about basic human interaction must be answered. And what's more basic and universal than sex? So the question becomes: 'If a woman puts a fleshlight in her body, DOES THAT MAKE HER A LESBIAN?!?
  Ken: *vomits up blood*

• On April 1st 2020, PurpleEyesWTF released another version of Digimanz The Adventure Too, entitled Digimanz: The Exact Same Video But With Changes So Great You'll Hardly Notice. It is 2 seconds longer. ^note For the curious, the differences are one of Wormmon's lines is changed from "How is that gonna-" to "Wait a minute, how is that gonna-" and the credits are different.
• On January 28th, 2021, PurpleEyesWTF released a deleted scene where TK breaks down the process that Ken went through to buy DCN and vote TK and Kairi off the board. The fact this was released around the time of a Reddit chat room short squeezing Gamestop may or may not be a coincidence...