- From Digger and Shadowchild's encounter with the hyena pack:
- Digger and Shadowchild whispering to each other as they're cornered:Shadowchild: Now what happens?
Digger: Well, I can probably take two, and if you can take one, that only leaves five that will have to suffer simultaneous heart attacks.
Shadowchild: Will that happen?
Digger: No. - The hyenas declaring Digger a pervert, Digger's bewilderment at this, and Shadowchild's confusion."What's a pervert?"
"Tell you later."
"Am I a—?"
"No!" - Digger trying to persuade the hyenas not to eat her."I'm positively vile! I wallow in my own filth! I'm corrupt and depraved and I smell funny! Dung beetles wouldn't touch me! I am uncleeeean!"
- Digger and Shadowchild whispering to each other as they're cornered:
- One of the slug's prophecies is just a sentence fragment.Slug: Ahem. The leaf said "Bones of the sea."
[Beat Panel]
Digger: Bones of the sea what?
Slug: Nothing. Just "Bones of the sea."
Digger: That's it?
Slug: Yep.
Digger: That's not a prophecy! That's barely a phrase! What about the bones of the sea? Am I supposed to look for them, or avoid them, or sacrifice goats to them, or what?
Slug: Look, buddy, they don't say "Continued on next leaf!" The leaf said "Bones of the sea," and that's what I told you. Don't salt the messenger. You want to sacrifice goats, that's your business. - The vampire squash, and the best part is it's a real legend.
- "It's a squash. I'm being attacked—or possibly romanced—by an angry squash."
- From Ain't No Rule:Jhalm: Honoured Burrower. Skulking though the woods I see?
Digger: Is there a law against it?
Jhalm: Several. But as you are unlikely to be either poaching or soliciting the sale of unnatural acts, I doubt we could make the charges stick. - While Digger is protesting taking Murai along while investigating the tunnel.Statue of Ganesh: Burrower, I have many willing followers, but not very many of them can even fit a wombat tunnel. Of those who might make the trip, two are under nine years old, six are over ninety, and one is simple. Murai is the only choice.[Beat Panel while Digger thinks it over]Digger: How simple?Statue of Ganesh: He is not housebroken.Digger: Blood and shale...
- Boy, you can sure tell I was high when I dug this thing, can't you?
- Wombat Insurance
- And YES, I am conscious of the irony!"
- Never sign a work-for-hire contract with a god.
- The first time that Murai and Digger see the dead god...Murai: Honored Digger, my senses are not quite reliable... do you also see a team of lizards hauling on ropes forcing a giant suspended heart to beat?Digger: Yup.Murai: I had hoped it was the madness. This is horrible.Digger: And inefficient! Man, a couple of pulleys in the right places, and they could have halved their labor.Murai: *Death Glare*Digger: Yes, yes, morally reprehensible as well. I'm just sayin'.
- Digger describing the long trek back aboveground carrying an unconscious Murai:Murai was basically wire and bone, couldn't have weighed more than a hundred pounds dripping wet, and after fifteen minutes seemed to have the approximate weight of a pregnant hippopotamus.
- Surka the comedian.
- A whole page of funny. Death and pigs and penmanship...
- This next one is on a relatively spoiler-free page in the middle of a sea of spoilers. Be warned!Digger: You want me... to ride... the troll.Surka: Sure! They're quicker'n a greased porpoise in a sea o' snot!Digger: That metaphor did nothing whatsoever to sell me on the idea.
- The sound of a large gourd committing a kamikaze assault is difficult to render phonetically at the best of times.
- The line "What good is a god that doesn't fossilize?" is funny for how weird it is.
- Also the fact that the Statue looks offended.
- Upon discovering that the temple's tomatoes grow antlers and fight each other (for a good reason):Digger: This is insane. You people have a serious problem with your vegetable crops around here!
Statue of Ganesh: My point, burrower, is not horticultural. - Oh Shadowchild.Shadowchild: Am I a hallucination?Digger: It'd make life easier, but no.
- The suicidal big toe.Digger: I have GOT to learn to stop asking these questions.
- Grim-Eyes talking about Shadowchild asking everything they hunt if they can talk, and mentioning that it thought a fish flopping on her line was doing a form of interpretive dance.
- Any scene that has Boneclaw Mother in it will be either this trope, or a Moment of Awesome, or a combination of both. Especially her first scene.
- When Digger is fraught about having to eat liver, and the other hyenas start wondering what's taking her so long, Boneclaw Mother excuses it with "She's overcome with emotion."
- The following Vomit Discretion Shot. It Makes Sense in Context!Digger (narrating): "It appeared that Skull Ridges was displeased with the resting place of her earthly remains, and had decided to vacate the premises."
- Digger is being chewed out by the Hag for eating liver and making herself sick, and is being chewed out even more for drinking a medicinal draught from Owl-Caller.Hag: What on earth possessed you to just drink anything some canine witch doctor handed you?
Digger: Well...
(The Hag hands a cup to Digger)
Hag: Here, drink this.- Followed by Digger commenting that the hyena had better bedside manner.
- The Statue of Ganesh very pointedly not using either reverse psychology or guilt to get Digger to accompany Murai on her journey up Peacock Mountain - almost certainly forgoing her chance to return home with Manuel the Trader. The last panel clinches it:Statue of Ganesh: Heh.
- Why arguing with Boneclaw Mother is a bad idea.Grim-Eyes: That's one of those fights where if you lose, you're humiliated, and if you win, you've beaten up a blind elder who can hardly walk on her own, which is arguably worse. She's good at using her weakness as a bludgeon.
- Followed by the immortal justification used by parents everywhere: "Because I said so." Some things DO transcend culture.
- Ah, hyenas and romance. And for that matter, wombats and romance.
- Digger is ordinary as dirt!
- We're going to die, aren't we?
- Also pretty much anything to do with Herne, but especially this.
- "Excuse me... are you a talking deer?" Oh, Shadowchild, we love you so much..
- Digger, Grim-Eyes, Murai and Herne all react differently to the sudden appearance of Shadowchild:Herne: What the...?
Grim-Eyes: Oh, no.
Murai: Greetings, honored demonspawn—
Digger: Shadowchild? What are you doing here? - There was an accident with a herbal supplement, okay?
- Man, I'm so glad I'm a herbivore.
- One moment while the group is trying to climb a mountain. Digger falls down a hole, and Grim Eyes comes up with a plan to get her out, which involves them pulling together. She decides the phrase for "start pulling" is "Bacon." This leads to "Bacon. BACON, DAMMIT!"
- This one made the back of the print edition.
- This conversation in the abandoned monastery:Digger: My dear hunter-gatherer, allow me to introduce you to lignite. Grim Eyes, lignite. Lignite, Grim Eyes.
Grim Eyes:...
Digger: Brown coal. (Beat) Burning rocks.
Grim Eyes: You can make rocks burn and you have a problem with magic? - SOUND OF DISTANT ETHEREAL CHANTING! (There is no feasible onomotopeia for this) "Oh, great."
- Grim Eyes learns her awesome grandma (or whatever she is) really isn't magic:Grim Eyes: Okay, he's coming this way. Do the thing! Do the thing!
Boneclaw Mother: What thing?
Grim Eyes: The thing where you tell people what they're thinking and freak 'em out!
Boneclaw Mother: Grim Eyes, I love you, but you don't have the brains the gods gave an eggplant. The thing only works on people you've lived with for years who think their motivations are a lot better hidden than they really are.- It becomes a Moment of Awesome when she does it anyway after just a short conversation with Jhalm.
- In the cave, following a ledge along the upper edge of the wall.Ed: Ed is thinking Ed is being a little scared of heights...Digger: Lucky for you, we're so far underground that you'd have to tunnel a half-mile straight up to get anywhere near a height.Ed: Ed is not being comforted, somehow...
- "Do I have to go beat up Jhalm now? 'Cos I'm gonna need a minute."
- Also, the reaction on the following panel:Murai: Honored Digger!
Grim Eyes: Earth rat!
Boneclaw Mother: Freaky adopted daughter!
- Also, the reaction on the following panel:
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