Funny / Diamond Brothers

• From The Greek Who Stole Christmas:
  "Alright, Boyle." said Snape. "This bomb is timed to go off in forty minutes. You'd better get it down to the bomb disposal squad."
  "Where's that?" I asked.
  "It's a forty-five-minute drive away."
  Boyle stared at him.
  "Try to find a shortcut," Snape advised.