Funny / Dharma & Greg

• To celebrate the start of spring, Dharma undresses and does a Nude Nature Dance on the roof, with a news helicopter overhead. Cut to Greg watching the news downstairs...
  Greg: Dharmaaaaa! [runs outside]
  Reporter: [over the TV] My God, I love this job!
• In the pilot, after having sex for the first time, Greg takes a shower while Dharma lies in bed. Greg's mobile phone, in his pants pocket, rings. Dharma reaches over and answers the phone.
  Dharma: "Greg's pants. He's not in them right now. Can I take a message?" *beat* "This is his wife, who's this?" *beat* "Oh, hello, Gregory's mother."
• In "The Story Of K", when Edward starts becoming exhausted with Kitty's newfound vigor in the bedroom, Pete suggests using a cheap wristwatch - the kind that triggers an allergic reaction making the skin green.
  Edward: "How's a green wrist gonna slow her down?"
  • Becomes a Brick Joke in the end of the episode, when Dharma and Greg get a late night phone call from Kitty, prompting this response from Greg:
  Greg: "Okay, it's... It's not permanently green, mother."
  Dharma: What's green?
  Greg: My father's penis, and it's your fault.