Funny / DevilArtemis

• In general, the entire fact Piccolo here is just an actual pickle with the turban and cape.
• In the opening scene of Dragon Ball Super Friends Episode 20, we get this dialogue:
  Roshi: No one will ever understand. After a long, amazing night, I slapped her ass and I gave her a kiss goodnight. That was the last time I saw her. Next morning, she was gone, boys.
  [Cell, Frieza, Goku Black, and even freakin' Zarbon sit there slack-jawed.]
  Goku Black: What the fuck...
  Cell: Umm... wow. Um, okay. What about you, Black? When's the last time you saw your sister?
  • For those not well-versed in their Dragon Ball lore, this is the sister Roshi is implied to have slept with.
• "Perfect Cell vs. Meta-Cooler": In response to a dance-off in which Meta-Cooler does the robot dance, Cell dons a banana costume and sings the "peanut butter jelly time" song. Meta-Cooler stands there in stunned silence while Kermit prepares to shoot himself.
• "Perfect Cell vs. Budget Increase Zarbon": Cell and Kermit are confronted by Zarbon in a new Budget Increase form. Zarbon proceeds to twerk all over the arena, over Shallot and Gohan's bodies, and in Kermit's face.
• "The Backrooms": Cell and Kermit send Rex down a hole into The Backrooms with a walkie-talkie, having him describe what he sees. His first observation?
  Rex: ...Negative on bitches.
  Kermit: FUCK!
• To prove a point that it would be boring if he just killed his opponent every episode, Cell proceeds to take down multiple imperial spaceships that have kidnapped Kermit. All set to the tune of "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen. Which is both awesome, hilarious and insane at the same time.
• The Perfect Saber starts off with Excalibur somehow in the ring. Cell calls for Kermit to explain why the sword is in the ring, and then he pulls it out handing it to Cell. He then tells Cell to read the name of the sword to activate it. Which Cell does...but rather poorly, which Kermit gives a glance at the viewer as Cell stutters.
  Kermit: Come on!
  Cell: I AM SIX!!!
  Kermit: Huh, the perfect being is illiterate, who knew?
  • Cell then says the name right, and we get a zoom out of Rex sitting on the hill across from the arena just looking around. When the energy blast happens he looks to the arena. Which then cuts to
  • Cell trying to control Excalibur, which then apparently prompts Rex to ask for a fight at the moment.
  • Kermit then tells Cell to say the name backwards to try and turn it off, to which Cell asks would that work to which Kermit doesn't know either
  Cell: Kermit for the love of god, I can barely say it normally!!
  • Cell manages to say the name backwards in time and asks if Kermit just handed him a nuclear weapon. To which Kermit perfectly sums up the FateZero Franchise
  Kermit: Look, to be fair, I thought it was a normal sword from a dude. Who turned out not to be a dude, and instead was a chick in a dress...with a dick.
  Cell: A fucking What?!
  Kermit: I don't know the lore's complicated.
• The Perfect Delivery Man has the opening sequence capped off with Kermit doing a Title Drop. Cell has to process what the frog just said before instant-transmissioning them and the pizza.
  • Turns out the one who ordered the pizza is Escanor.
  • Kermit blaming Cell for the misspelling of Escanor's name.^note can also be a minor moment, since this implies his full name really is "Escanor Lions Sin of Pride"! So when he tries it again after Escanor realizes his drink was missing...
  Cell: IT WAS KERMIT! KERMIT FORGOT YOUR DRINK!
  Kermit: You dick- (gets pummeled by Escanor)
• "The Perfect Skydiver" has Kermit get Cell, Ban, Rex and Roshi to skydive off of the lookout after Piccolo told him to jump off a cliff.
  • This little exchange:
  Rex: Rex ready to fly like baby eagle!
  Ban: Y'know, baby birds don't always survive the first flight, man.
  Rex:...Rex ready to fly like teenage eagle.
  • Roshi swan diving can be chuckle worthy enough, but we also get the reveal his turtle shell doubles as a jetpack. He also happens across Korin talking about Mercenary Tao with Korra on his way down.
  Korin: So he shows up in a pink dress, right? And he murders everybody. (stops to witness Roshi fly by)
  • When it's Rex's turn, Kermit gives him specific orders to aim for Shallots house.
  Cell: Are his arms long enough to pull the straps?
  Kermit: Fuck.
  (cue Rex crashing into Kame House's roof)
• The second episode of "Kermit's Ramen Shop" has Kermit get a visit from Itachi, who tries to Tsukuyomi Kermit and torture him for 72 hours...only to stop after the second stab due to Kermit's screaming.
  Itachi: I am not doing that for 72 hours.
  Kermit: Works every fuckin' time.
• The fourth episode of "Kermit's Ramen Shop" starts off with Gordon Ramsay Tied up and asking for help from Cell. But given Cell doesn't give a damn otherway, he leaves Ramsay with Kermit. The frog then starts slapping Gordon around asking who has the best ramen.

  • It gets funnier when you look at the third episode for context; Kermit tied him up because Gordon said Kermits ramen tasted like shit.

  • The episode then has Kermit interviewing Sanji, and the former tells him to not smoke inside, which the latter complies. Also for some reason Sanji's resume is completely blank despite the fact he worked at a restaurant cruise ship.
  • So to remedy this Kermit asks Sanji to cook, the latter complies happily by cooking up an eight course meal with all kinds of gourmet food...But Kermit is angry because he didn't make a single bowl of Ramen and tells him to get out of his store. Next up after Sanji is SpongeBob Squarepants
• Episode three of "The Perfect Adventure" arc: seeking help for Ban's predicament, Kermit travels over to Kame House to get Roshi on the team. Hilarity Ensues.
  • Everything about the cereal-making scene.
  Roshi: Alright boys, now the real test begins. (puts down two bowls) Eat.
  Kermit: Excuse me?!
  Roshi: EAT, GODDAMMIT!
  Kermit: (reaches for the milk) Okay-
  Roshi: (pulls out a gun)
  Kermit: (instead pours the cereal first) Do you have to watch me so intensely-
  Roshi: POUR THE MILK, BITCH!
  Kermit: (pours the milk)
  Roshi: Now take a bite.
  Kermit: (takes a bite)
  Roshi: How's it taste?
  Kermit: ....It's stale.
  Roshi: HOW'S IT TASTE?!?!?
  Kermit: IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS, ROSHI! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?!
  • Roshi's deadpan reaction to why Kermits there, namely, helping Ban find the Dragon Balls so he can cure his Barbie Doll Anatomy by wishing for nipples.
  Roshi: ...Are you seriously making that an arc?
  • Roshi ultimately agrees, but on the condition he joins the quest for the Dragon Balls along with them. Ban is hesitant, but Kermit assures Ban it's a good idea. Cue Roshi walking in with a blowup doll with a Dragon Ball in its mouth.
  Ban: Yeah, I'm not touching those hands.
• "Cooler Vs. Escanor": The video in general counts as this and awesome, being Pump Daddy C. finally getting out-cooled by the Lions Sin of Pride.
  • "Purple is for pussies."
  • One of Cooler's attempts at arguing against Escanor's coolness is that he's capable of using the sun-level Death Balls...only for Escanor to showcase the way bigger Cruel Sun.
  • And all of this results in poor Cooler, now with his ego officially dented, shriveling up and crying in the corner. One can only imagine Frieza laughing his ass off at this situation.
• "The Ultimate Mission": As soon as it starts up, Lee and Neji are just wordlessly staring at a burning dead body of an escort mission. While it just started. Lee tries to get Neji to use Water Style, but Neji just passes it off as poking things.
  • Neji remarking that things can't get worse...
  Sasuke: (in the distance) Gonna betray the village!
  Lee: Alright, see ya later Sasuke! (to Neji) Man, he has a fucked up sense of humor.
  Neji: It's the trauma.
  • While explaining the situation to Guy, Neji notes that he was doing a bathroom break while Lee was on guard for seven minutes.
  Guy: Seven minutes- Jesus! What were you droppin kid, a fucking Tailed Beast?
  Neji: I take my time, Guy Sensei, I'm not an animal.
  • And then we cut to six hours earlier to figure out what happened to the escort: she came across a Dragon Ball, and was subsequently killed by Roshi with a flamethrower shortly after discovering it.
• "The Perfect Crime": Kermits hilarious lampshading of the Enemy Mine trope:
  Kermit: Didn't you try and kill us?
  Skipper: Multiple times, yes.
  Kermit: And now you just want us to temporarily work with each other to bust out of prison?
  Skipper: Precisely!
  Kermit: ...Alright I'm down.
  • For some reason, Skipper has a large container of lube in his bag. Kermit is rightfully baffled by it.
  Kermit: Jesus, why do you have an extra-large container?
  Skipper: I'm a penguin, not a fucking priest! Gimme the damn lube!
  • There's also the reason why Kermit want's to hurry up and get out of Prison. Zarbon's there.
  • The way they get out, is that Skipper somehow made a pipebomb out of tape, toothbrush, batteries, sponge, lube. It works.
  • Kermit asks if he'll see Skipper again, but Skipper hopes not on the grounds that Kermit's nakedness offends him somehow.
  Kermit: What? But you- But you guys are naked too! (Skipper leaves immediately) HEY!
• "The Perfect Burger": It starts off with Cell and Kermit standing in the rain, which Cell points out how annoying it is. The latter points out the fact that Cell lives outsides, which Cell then threatens the world if he slips and scrapes his knee. The literal beast of Dragon Ball Z's Cell saga basically getting scared of a scraped knee.
  • Followed by the Burger King mascot himself appearing in the ring. Which Cell points out he's the strangest one of them all to come to the Arena. Cell immediately assumes he's a flasher and says they might get demonetized.
  • How does the Burger King fight Cell? By throwing his whooper and medium fries at him. Kermit suggests just telling him to stop...which arguably works and the King stops there. Kermit thanks the King for stopping but is then hit with a whooper and responds with machine gun killing the king.
  Cell: Really?
  Kermit: Big Mac's are better anyway.
• "The Perfect Dunk": Starting off with Cell confronting Gohan Beast^note possibly meaning he's still salty about Super Hero, and since Gohan could probably oneshot Cell, Cell decides to go for an alternative:
  Cell: Oh yeah? Whats your ball game lookin like?!
  Gohan: Eh-(Beast aura turns off) My what?
  Cell: Can! You! Guard! Me!
  Gohan: Uh..yes?
  • And then cue Cell dunking on Gohan to the tune of Kermit covering Fetty Wap's "679". Unfortunately, Cells victory is cut short by Gohan brandishing an axe and hacking into him. Kermit calls it a foul.
• "The Perfect Creation" has Gero invite Cell to the unveiling of his latest creation: a robot Rex named Mecha Reximus Mach 1. It's very first sentence when activating is of course, "Fight Me!"
  • Gero created Mecha Reximus because...
  Gero: Well, if i'm being honest, it was a panic response to my wife's latest creation. Something, about a fish but...who cares? Dinosaurs are much cooler anyways.
  Cell: She made a robot fish?
  Gero: Yeah, something along those lines, I wasn't really paying attention.
  • Apparently Mecha Reximus has a turbo mode(and so does the real Rex apparently), a disco mode, and was created for the sole purpose of...fighting Cell.
  • And the way Cell wins? Command the bot to self-destruct. Gero furiously says it doesn't count before it blows up.
• "The Perfect Villain" is Cell hosting a competition to figure out the superior villain, the roster consisting of Freiza, Black, Cooler, Junior(who isn't even evil), Giblet(who Cell addresses as "Shallot Number Two"), Broly/Billy and Rex, who wasn't even invited.
  • When Broly gets the win for most brutality, he makes a heartfelt speech thanking everyone for not forgetting him completely in lieu for Supers more liked incarnation...until Cell ruins it.
  Cell: Number two.
  Broly: What?
  Cell: You're like number two in my heart.
  Black: Seven for me.
  Freiza: I don't even like your kind.
  Junior: Pride Trooper Broly was cooler.
  Cooler:(probably in response to Junior's comment) He's fucking what?
  • And the last winner for the competition is...Rex, who once again, wasn't even invited. Cell tries to tell Rex he isn't evil material by making him cite one evil thing he's done...witch Rex replies with eating Puss In Boots, and apparently framing Cell for asking for a fight with Gohan.
• The first episode of "Red Ribbon Family" ends on a doozy of a Wham Shot: Cell Max has arrived!
  Max: Oh. Uh...is this a bad time?
  Gero: I can explain.
  Cell: Oh you mother-
  • And with episode 2, we have Cell being dismissive of Max until Gero tells them one thing they have in common: both were killed by Gohan. Thanks to this revelation, the rest of the androids preemptively ditch Gero's plan to "kill Goku" in favor of Cell's plan to kill Gohan. Even Sixteen, who was a major part in helping Gohan defeat Cell agrees with the plan!
• "Zarbons Day Off" starts out a bit heartwarming, with Kermit giving Zarbon some pretty good advice due to the man having never had a day off before. In the end, Zarbon decides to do what he does best as per Kermits advice...and then orders six whole bottles of lube from the nearby bar.
  Zarbon: OOOOOOOHOHHO!~
  • Also the fact that said bar casually sells lube to customers in public.
• "The Perfect Creed" has the Mandalorian and Baby Yoda stop by the arena for a fight with Cell, with Cell commenting on the chrome, causing Djarin to utter a very familiar sentence:
  Mandalorian: This is the way.
  Cell: Whoa, hey now. Don't you talk to me about no fuckin way here! Whereever it is that you are from, I do not know the way!
  Kermit: Alright Cell relax, relax. (to Mandalorian) Hey, try not to mention that stuff? He has PTSD!
  • The invoking of two innuendos marks two Zarbon moans.
  Cell: (slaps away Kermit's hotdog) Get your FUCKING MEAT OUTTA MY FACE!
  (Oooho!~)
  Kermit: Did you have to slap it so hard?
  (Ooohoho!~)
  • Djarins singular line in this is just "this is the way". One has to wonder if he's deliberately doing this to piss Cell off.
• "Shallot Movie Night" has Shallot vent about being a Saiyan to Kermit while watching Shrek.
  Shallot: You think it's just easy to keep this physique around? The fighting, training, powering up, screaming? Jesus, the screaming.
  Kermit: Okay, okay, I can see how tough that can be on your body. And your throat.
  (Ohoho!~)
  Kermit: Is Zarbon in your closet?
  Shallot: Yea don't worry about him, he pays rent.
  • Kermit trying to say that he's oppressed by bringing up any Muppet other than him that appeared on the show. The only person Shallot can state is Miss Piggy, but Kermit mentions she's more "ass" than "Muppet". And also dead, so she doesn't count.
  • Kermit cracking a window open, revealing a full moon...and causing Shallot to go Great Ape. And Kermit thinks it's a bright idea to crack a joke at his expense.
  Kermit: Haha, you're a monkey! (immediately vaporized by a Mouth Energy Wave)
• "The Perfect Roommate" gives us some leverage on where Goku Black's been; at his apartment, watching Keijo!!!!!!!! and eating pizza. Yes, the same person who massacred and terrorized one man's timeline and desired to eradicate all of mankind, slacking off and acting like an apartment slob.
  • "Damn, that's a fat ass."
  • For some unexplained reason, Dr. Briefs's dead body on the apartment floor. While Black and Zamasu discuss cleaning the place:
  Black: Fine. But you're doing the dishes.
  Zamasu: Fine, but you're taking out the garbage.
  Black: Fine! What do we do with the body though?
  Zamasu: Let's sleep on it.
  Black: It's, not that comfortable, I tried.
  Zamasu: Well you- what?
  Black: (offers a pizza slice) Would you like a slice?
  (Zamasu unhesitantly swipes the slice, then sits down to watch Keijo)
  Zamasu: That's a fat ass.
  Black: That's what I said!
• After the sheer badassery of Shallet and All For One's final clash of the League of Memes finale...the budget runs out. Kermit quickly gives a summary of the would-be ending (All for One would die and Shallet would celebrate with ass and titties to close things out). And how does Cell deal with the remaining three coins?
  Cell: Fuck it, we're bringing back Super Friends.
• Cell Vs. Afro Samurai: Kermit believing Cell trying to attack Afro would be considered a hate crime. For his troubles, Cell hits him so hard Kermit's eyes fly right off!
  • And then Cell one-arm Kamehameha's Kermit when he tries asking for a hit. The blast manages to knock Afro's namesake hair right off his head.
• The Perfect Dungeon Master gives us the gang trying to play Dungeons & Dragons with Zarbon, Vegeta, Roshi and Cell, with Kermit as the Dungeon Master. He starts the episode off narrating it, which has a speedo wearing Zarbon standing in a cave with a dragon in it. Kermit is about to continue but...
  Zarbon: I attempt to fuck it!
  • Vegeta gets in on this by apparently setting the mood as a bard. Zarbon rolls the dice and it lands on a perfect twenty... meaning Zarbon's action is a critical hit and it goes through with Zarbon in-game fucking the dragon.
  • Roshi then gets in on this and he rolls... a perfect Twenty. Meaning he also fucked the dragon.
  • Vegeta breaks the cycle however by rolling an eighteen (it's even more funny when you realize Android 18 fought Vegeta and won). But Roshi uses his wingman spell to give Vegeta plus three advantage... which makes it twenty-one.
  Vegeta: Give me them dragon cheeks!
  Cell: Fuck it, me too.
  • Kermit, fed up with the group just going off brand by saying they all in game have a dragon orgy:
  Everyone: Nice.
• Kermits Secret Jutsu is about Kermit questioning Taijutsus superiority to the other two fighting styles, something that makes Lee and Guy try to get the frog to change his mind.
  Lee: Real Ninjutsu is indeed impressive, but Taijutsu takes real skill, perserverence, determination, and-!
  Guy: And lube!
  Kermit: Fuckin what?
  Guy: Don't look at me like that, you would'nt know the first thing about being a real ninja.
  Kermit: I know it doesn't include lube! (to Lee) Hey Lee? Blink twice if you need help.

  • Lee does infact blink twice there.
  • After still not being able to convince Kermit that Taijutsu is better, Guy decides to show off a Jutsu he does know: Drown-A-Bitch No Jutsu.
  (Guy splashes Kermit with a cup of water)
  Kermit: ....What the fuck was that?
  Guy: Saltwater.
  Kermit: I don't get it, is that supposed to- (starts feeling the dehydration effects and begins yelling in pain)
• "Cell vs. Bardock": Cell angirly yelling at Kermit for bringing Bardock here just to punch him.
  Cell: You go around asking people if they want to punch me?
  Kermit: ...Sometimes, yeah.
  (Smash Cut to Kermit standing next to Gojo)
  Kermit: (to Gojo) Hey, you wanna punch my friend?
  • The triumphant return of Rex, back from the grave and still itching for a fight with Cell. And this time, he brought a goose to the "tag team battle of death".
  Cell: Wha- no, no we are not a tag team, goddammit!
  Bardock: Please, partner. Leave the warcrimes to a professional. (steps forward, but gets sent flying by said goose)
• Pump Daddy C's Revenge:
  • Frieza was about to make his speech when he turns around and see that Zarbon is completely naked, mosaic and all. And given the position of the mosaic, he's fully erect.
    Frieza: What happened to your clothes?
    Zarbon: Casual Friday, sir.
    'Frieza: (exasperated) Of course.
  • Continuing on, Frieza declared he has gathered all seven dragon balls, eliciting applause from Dodoria and Zarbon smirking at him.
    Dodoria: (clapping before stopping) Ah you made it weird.
  • Frieza was about to declare his victory to only find out that there's no dragon balls under the cover and him asking "where the fuck are the dragon balls?"
    (Smash Cut to the Cell Games Arena)
    Cooler: Right, so, if you're a duck, why do you honk like a goose?
    Kevin: (honk)
    Cooler: Right, that makes sense.
  • Turns out that Cooler stole the balls for Kevin the Duck and he asked why does he needs them.
    Kevin: (honk)
    Cooler: Really? That's fucked up. Welp, alright, not my problem anymore.
    • Evidently Shenron and Cell have the same reaction to his wish.
      Shenron: Really? That's fucked up. Alright then I guess. Your wish has been granted. Not my problem anymore. (disappears)
      Kevin: (honk)
      Cell: What the fuck did you just do?
      Kevin: (honk)
      Cell: Really? That's fucked up.
  • The episode ends with Frieza completely deformed and asking why are Zarbon and Dodoria are staring at him incredulously.