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  • In the first episode, when Desert Punk turns to the camera and delivers this:
    Desert Punk: Remember kids, a smart man knows when it's time to RUN LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!
    • The English dub's version of how the Punk managed to push the Big Bad's Berserk Button, by calling his mother a dirty whore.
  • In episode 11, Junko stabs Kanta with the heels of the shoes he made her wear, then says she knows how to use anything she'd carry around as a weapon.
    Kanta: Including birth control?
    Junko: Well, I've always known the best birth control is to simply point at it and laugh, little guy.
    • From the same episode, when Kanta demands that Junko bear him a child, she agrees... and then reveals that she'll raise the kid to murder Kanta at the first opportunity. We then get imagination spot in which Kanta begs for his life, only for the child (a mini-version of him with a pacifier sticking out of the helmet) to kill him and be commended by his mother.
      Junko: Excellent! That was just how we practiced it! Good work, sweetie!

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