WARNING: Spoilers are unmarked.
- Sheriff Tupper attempts a Big "SHUT UP!" while arresting Brayker, but his voice ends up cracking.
- The Collector's rant after Brayker uses the Key to ward him off:The Collector: Humans! You're not worth the flesh you're printed on! [taking off his Badass Longcoat and nice hat] Fuck this cowboy shit! You fuckin' ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there MOTHERFUCKERS! All you had to do was give me the god-damned key! And then we could get on with our lives!
- As the Collector unleashes his Cluster F-Bomb, he does a funny "dance."
- The cable version replaces "MOTHERFUCKERS" with "MELON EATERS"... making the line possibly even funnier.
- Irene shouting for someone to get Cleo off of the table.Irene: For God's sake, get that pussy off the table![Cordeilia hurriedly gets off of the table she's leaning suggestively on, trying to seduce Brayker]Irene: [slight smirk] I meant the cat.
- The Collector suddenly appears behind Cordelia on the porch and tries to enter, only to be barred by the blood barrier. And has this to say as Brayker slams the door in his face:The Collector: [annoyed] Gimme the key, Brayker, for CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
- The Collector offering Irene her severed arm in exchange for her soul:The Collector: Hello! I'm your waiter Skip. Our special today is a lovely poached appendage. Market price, of course. For starters, I recommend the finger food. You want your arm back on, Irene? I can make it happen.
- And then Irene responds by holding out her stump. No, she's not accepting the offer; she's giving him the finger.The Collector: ...I'll get back to you. [disappears]
- And then Irene responds by holding out her stump. No, she's not accepting the offer; she's giving him the finger.
- Not to mention shortly after The Collector manages to get upstairs:The Collector: Anybody home? Come on out, everybody! Time to play! Hello?
- Uncle Willy's seduction, surrounded by topless women cooing and The Collector as a barkeep.The Collector: [imitating Hunter S. Thompson] Suck this one down, Uncle Willy! Long hard one! Nothing gets ya fucked-up faster. Am I right, ladies? Am I right? [pours Willy a drink and hands it to him] Here's looking at you, Uncle Willy.
- When Roach accepts to wipe off the sacred blood that forms Brayker's protective seal, The Collector provides him with a sponge he magically pops out from his mouth.
- On a meta sense, this moment gets funnier when one considers that Billy Zane had to stand there with a sponge in his mouth waiting for the director's cue to action.
- In the movie's trailer, there's a moment where the Crypt Keeper mentions the film has lots of violence in it. At which point it cuts to a scene of Cryptie dressed as the Terminator and firing off Uzis inside a jail cell.
- When Roach is handing over the Key, the Collector mentions he was relying on Roach betraying humanity, and asks a nearby mook demon "Didn't I say that?" The mook demon enthusiastically nods back.
- Roach, while everyone is trapped on the second floor, spits down at the demons on the ground floor, and one screeches at him, Brayker looks over at him and says "hey. They hate that." like he cares about being rude to the evil creatures.
