Funny / Deep Rising

• When getting parts in the Argonautica's machine shop, we get this exchange.
  T.Ray:You've got a real big mouth on you, you know that?
  Joey: Yeah, I know that.
  T.Ray: I don't like you.
  Joey:(Beat) You don't even know me..."
• Canton explains he set this entire thing up to sink the ship for the insurance. When Atherton they're at full capacity, Canton states that they'd still be operating at a net loss.
  Joey: You're telling me we're all going to die because you screwed up the math?!
  Canton: I simply misjudged the market!
• Joey gets the elevator music stuck in his head and sings it under his breath while they're trying to sneak around. Made a lot funnier because even the mercenaries, who've been smacking him around all evening for annoying them, don't even try to make him stop; it's like they all know how futile it is to try to switch off an Ear Worm on command.
• Hanover had just threatened Finnegan at gunpoint into dropping his weapon, when the creatures start battering down the corridor's door and deforming its walls in an attempt to break in. Hanover immediately kicks the dropped gun right back to Finnegan.
• Vivo's death when the gang opens the vault.
  Vivo: [as the vault door opens] Yes! Money, money, money, money!
  Canton: [leaps out and axes Vivo's head]
• When Joey sees a tentacle right behind him, he Screams Like a Little Girl and slap the tentacle, making it recoil.
• The Bittersweet Ending of the movie: the monster is destroyed but the survivors are washed up on a deserted island. Next thing they know another monster, by the sound of it is much bigger than the one they faced, is nearby. Rather than scream and panic, the by now thoroughly-frustrated Finnegan just has one thing to say:
  Finnegan: Now what?

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