Funny / Death Proof

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• Arlene is bored at having to go along with Jungle Julia's roleplay, so she sidetracks Marcie by going on about how fat Julia's ass is.
  Marcie: I like how her ass is. She got a black girl's ass.
  Arlene: Nah, she got a fat ass.
• Shanna refers to Jungle Julia as a "six foot tall baby giraffe", after mentioning that she flirts shamelessly with her father.
• Nate's poor choice of words when offering to walk Arlene to the car with his umbrella.
  Nate: You won't get wet. I promise.
  Arlene: Most guys wouldn't brag about that.
• The girls joke that Stuntman Mike is going to get some from Pam. She calls them "double fucks" and moves closer so that Mike can't hear them - announcing she won't fuck him...and getting "I can hear you" in response. She moves closer to say he's old enough to be her dad, and he interrupts with "I can still hear you".
• The second set of girls collapsing laughing about how Cecil slept with another woman on Abernathy's birthday. It gets even better when Abernathy says he made her a mixed tape as a present. All the girls Squee at this romantic gesture, while Abbie gets even more irritated.
• The cashier in the supermarket sneakily says he has more Fashion Magazines behind the counter - as if he's selling illegal drugs. Abernathy is weirded out and starts to leave...only to stop dead when he announces he has this month's issue of Italian Vogue. Gilligan Cut to Abbie excitedly telling Lee this.
• The gang trying to convince Kim she doesn't need to carry a gun. When pepper spray is suggested, she retorts she doesn't want to give her potential rapist just a skin rash. Then a knife is suggested.
  "You know what happens to motherfuckers who carry knives? They get shot."
• Jasper asks if the movie they're making is a porno. Abernathy in about two seconds goes from looking disgusted to excited, and she giddily says "yes!"
• How does Zoe try to bribe Kim to go along with her plan? By cutely saying "I'll be your best friend".
• When Kim argues that Zoe promised they'd never play Ship's Mast again, Zoe retaliates that she meant they wouldn't play the game only in Australia and New Zealand, not America.
• When Stuntman Mike is chasing the girls while Zoe is riding on the hood (and could fall off and die any minute) she apologizes for an earlier insult (one which Kim didn't even address)
  Zoe: I'm sorry for calling you a black bitch!
  Kim: I forgive you baby but just hold on!
• We're given a few potentially sad seconds of Abernathy and Kim worrying Zoe may have died when being thrown from the car. She pops up and cheerily says "I'm okay", even walking casually back to the car and saying "close one".
  • Shortly after she asks the clearly shocked girls:
  Y'all look shit. Who died?
• During the chase sequence, the girls inexplicably crash through a weed-filled boat laying out in the field.
  Abernathy (laughing at the randomness of it): Did you just hit a boat?!