Funny / Dawn To Dusk

• Right Aqua after finally gets out of the Realm of Darkness the portal closes around her keyblade glider and causes it revert back to it’s default form, with the momentum carrying her headfirst into a wall.
• After rescuing Aqua, Eraqus goes to tell Mickey, who is currently observing Xion from the Twilight Town clocktower. Eraqus promptly informs Mickey of his success and after letting the news sink in for a few seconds, he nearly jumps off the clocktower in shock.
• After having his soul placed into a stuffed doll, Zack freaks out until he notices Aqua is there and begins to hit on her.
  • Right after that Aqua picks him up in a hug, and he is torn between being embarrassed that he’s being hugged like a plush toy or happy that he’s bring held close to a beautiful woman.
• When Eraqus first uses the “fitter in” spell in Hyrule, he finds that the spell translates his appearance into that of small boy with a pot for a helmet.
• After learning that his Heartless is now going by Xehanort, Eraqus thinks about how with a name as weird as that, it should be impossible to confuse him for someone else.
• After Eraqus gets the soul of Mammon for his Heart, we get this exchange:
  Mammon: Quick steal his chair and his cane. He's not really old. He can walk. Also steal her veil. Its neat! Oh, steal that painting! Take it for the glory of us!
  Zexion: Lexaeus! Get a broom, it's lodged on the ceiling and it's licking my dark drapings I use to brood in!(Moments later)It stole the mind poking broom! Lexaeus!
• Eraqus tells Rikku and Lulu that he is a father in the most misleading way possible after the two meet one of his Somebodies.
  "Father?" Lulu asked, looking at you.
  "I have seventeen or so kids," you said easily and Rikku spluttered as Lulu's mouth dropped open partially.
  "With one... the same mother?" Lulu asked, trying to smooth her expression out.
  "Nope, each one is a happy result of a new union. We all get on well, I think," you added as you got to work, finishing your last batch of potions. You finished up with your work which you turned to hand to Rikku who shrieked and backed away with her hands outstretched as if to ward you off.
  "I'm too young to be a mother!" she pleaded.
  "I didn't think you wanted to be a mother at sixteen," you tilted your head.
  "Also, we can't have children because I have a thieving little gremlin in my heart so I'm not sure you would fit in as easily," you promised and Rikku looked relieved then confused then angry then relieved again.
  • Eraqus doubles down on the misunderstanding when he reveals that he intends to have a child with Auron next.
    "So, we're all safe?" Rikku asked in a small voice.
    "Oh no, when the time comes, I'm going to have Auron deep within me," you said calmly and walked off.
    ' Phrasing... ' Seymour pleaded.
    Oh, your bad.
    You looked over your shoulder.
    "Auron's experience will help me handle my blade under duress and allow us, in union, to unlock secret techniques never seen before while he is inside me," you clarified and Rikku's mouth was open but nothing came out.
    Lulu looked mostly unphased.
    "I always wondered why he never married once he left the church," she mused.

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