Funny / Darksiders II

• At the end of a sidequest where you help the Makers rebuild an ancient construct, Death requests that the construct doesn't tell anyone that he helped it without reward.
• Death's reaction to having to help Uriel when he goes to Earth:
  Death: Oh, dammit.
• Death's reply when Maker Elder Eideard says they must resurrect the now-destroyed Corrupted Guardian?
  Death: How many times would you have me kill him?
• Perhaps this won't seem that funny in the translation to text, but the combination of Death's incredulity and Blackroot's cheerful obliviousness might elicit a few chuckles.
  Death: Your realm teeters on the brink of destruction and you ask me to feed you?!
  Blackroot: *happily* If it's not too much trouble!
• Karn's introduction:
  Karn: Folks around town call me "pup" or "lad", but I prefer my own name... "Karn".
  Death: "Pup" it is then.
• When Karn throws Death to help him reach distant places, he sometimes says:
  Karn: You (Death) jump like a lassie!
• Death's opinion on Construct-tipping.
  Death: A fine sport.
• While discussing the King of the Dead with the Chancellor, Death turns his own words against him.
  Death: Tell me about the King of the Dead.
  Chancellor: His reign is eternal. His word is law. And his time is... invaluable. I ensure that he need only speak with those who are worthy.
  Death: Then you must rarely see him, Chancellor.
  Chancellor: (grumbles)
• Death every time he delivers a sarcastic one-liner.
• Karn's "Eh, me thinks you forgot me," from the other side of a locked door after you go into the room from the side...with his help.
• Seeing Death be completely done with the extended goose chase he's been sent on by the end of the Ivory Citadel.
  Death: (brandishing his scythes) Where... is... the key...?
  Jamaerah: Mercy, Horseman!
  Death: (plants his scythes to either side of Jamaerah's head) WHERE IS IT?!
• The Wicked K boss. It's just absolutely nonsensical, and his opening line sets the mood for the entire battle.
  Wicked K: En guarde, you boob!