Funny / Cyanide and Happiness

• This man recounts his father's final moments. And then there's a flashback to those final moments.
• The ultra-ultimate safety challenge... a bear on fire giving you drugs!
• "He's got a rubber chicken!"
• "I said HORSE!"
• "I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM..."
• Horrible the pun may be, but that horse's face is hilarious.
• Barack Obama is going to take your guns...and replace them with goddamn KATANAS!
• Who's a good boy?
• "DAMMIT JOHNSON, NOT AGAIN!"
• An interesting tug of War.
• LUMBER PARTY!
• Cancer. Jerky. That is all, gentlemen.
• Like father, like son.
• The genie loophole.
• "Highlight anything you think seems stupid."
• The toilet is fish heaven.
• "I just have to fight this boss."
• Wrong gun.
• This rewrite of a relatively obscure strip from the archives deserves a mention.
• The random comic generator produces surprisingly coherent (and funny) strips a good deal of the time.
• The horse defies an obvious pun.
• What Hamlet was actually doing.
• "I'm disappointed in you, son."
• A man brings his snowman to life to...
• There are three ways to use the lemons life gives you. One is make lemonade. Another is to make combustible lemons. Or, you could give the lemons LIFE!
• "STD GRENADE!"
• When all else fails, rip out a new origami swan.
• A murderous bank robber kidnaps someone and chops off their finger to...get money from lawsuits?
• Appropriate uses of the phrase "up in this bitch".
• WHERE'S MY DICK ALFRED!?
• M-MOM?!
• The death of a cellphone is apparently worthy of "drop to your knees and howl at the sky" levels of grief.
• "That candy bar has your name on it!"
• "I don't shit a fuck!"
• The fastest man alive.
• "MOVE ASIDE, I AM A DRAMA TEACHER!"
• Billy's got one hell of a swing.
• We're all nerds, as it turns out.
• The Baggage Claim Guy.
• What fight?
• The first moving picture, and the first comments section!
• A classic comedy routine, with a happy ending to boot!
• Someone fails to get Jesus's point.
• Ghosts and crotch grabs.
• "Did somebody say SPERM COUNT?"
• Tolerance is hard sometimes.
• "I'll make you eat those words!"
• Hey, look!
• Perhaps playing a "Test Your Patience" carnival game isn't the best idea. There's even a follow-up to it.
• A series of comics involves bucket lists.
  • In the first one, the only thing on the person's list is "Show someone my bucket list". He's dead in the next panel.
  • The second one has a list of things you put in a bucket. He's dead in the next panel, with a bucket of all the things he wanted in it in front of him.
  • The third list is instead a list of comic ideas, which is blank. The two people just stare at each other for the next two panels.
• He did kill Hitler after all...
• The milk's gone bad.
• "Which one's mine?"
• The eggs expired.
• "I'm the ghost of a bee."
• In a minor bit of Black Comedy, after the jump scare, the reactions of the two characters in the last panel changes from being on edge to staring at the reader with a "Well, we told you."-like expression.
• "Well, Mr. Watson, we got your lab results back, and well..."
• Turn around!

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