Funny / Crosswinds of Fate

• When Zelretch makes a comment about the Kaleidostick, Rin refers to it as a piece of garbage. Ruby mournfully laments from the other room. No one cares.
• Binns using various different kinds of sword names to refer to Saber, never managing to use the correct designation.
• The Sorting Hat's very sordid revelations about Merlin, complete with reference to a certain meme.
• The Sorting Hat again, this time playing God (as in Status Quo Is God) by asking Harry to keep knowledge of Saber's real name (Artoria Pendragon) and Medusa's presence secret, because "I predict things will be more amusing that way."
• Kaleidostick Ruby forcing Rin to cosplay as Caster for Halloween, and Saber's reaction.
• Neville being a Moment Killer.
• "Are... are you littering in my Reality Marble?"
• Shirou tries to whisper to Sakura exactly how Luvia attempted to blackmail him into a sexual relationship. Everyone in the room has a form of enhanced hearing and is listening in. Worse, when he's getting to a particularly interesting bit, Luvia stops him, revealing she was listening in on the conversation as well.
• Shirou showing how Book Dumb he is by making an analogy with a bag of marbles... which isn't what anyone expects; this may also double as a Take That! to Gabriel Blessing who is known for using that explanation to differentiate between Marble Phantasms and Reality Marbles.
• Harry encounters Saber in the library, who is there to check out a copy of the same book he is. Having just retrieved a copy for himself with a Summoning Charm, he uses the spell again in an attempt to fetch a second copy for her. He then gets smacked in the face as the copy that's already in his hands gets Summoned instead.

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