Funny / Crash: Mind Over Mutant

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• The trailer intro shows Crash gearing up to attack a Grimly and once he sees an opening, he rushes in... and kicks it in the crotch. Crash laughs for a few seconds before the Grimly stops him and slams its fist on the ground.
  • And at the end of the intro, it pitifully starts slinking off, one hand still holding the inflicted area and the other moving it.
• This line.
  Cortex: Ugh, there was a piece of lettuce in the urinal. Who eats a sandwich while going to the bathroom? Seriously! But in any case, minions! I stand before you reborn! Renewed! Recommitted to evil! (Throws a water balloon at someone)
  • Later, in the final cutscene, he finds out who.
  Cortex: It was you! Ugh, I don't have time for this. Disgusting freak.
• Aku Aku describes Uka Uka as a "jerk"... for sending their mother socks for her birthday.
  Aku Aku: Honestly! Who sends socks to a magic mask with no feet?
• The cutscene "Abuse, Misuse, Recycle", which has N. Brio detailing his plans to recycle old failures into NV devices, is a CMOF in its entirety. Special highlights include:
  • Some severe Author Powers are in play with his crude drawing of Cortex:
  Cortex: Look...there has to be a better picture of me. *Brio rubs him out and redraws him more buff and detailed* Enter my recycling program, Crash. The recycling program...of DOOM! *admires his new figure* Oh that's better, I look butch.
  • "Remember the N.Brio patented phrase: Reuse, Recycle, REVENGE!!!"
  • "I CREATED SLINKIES! STOP PLAYING WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE MINE!"
  • "Over time, the disgusting heroes of this world...which I invented! Me, not Cortex READ YOUR BIBLE I WROTE IT."
  • "Look: Lite-Brite! I didn't invent this, Burt Meyer did! It's not evil, why is it in the pile?"
• Heck, pretty much any scene in the game with N. Brio is this. Certainly helps that he's voiced by Maurice LaMarche.
  • EVEN FUNNIER considering that Dr. Cortex's design is inspired by Pinky and the Brain
  • “I! Was IN! The FIRST! GAME!!!”
  • “Paper covers rock. But paper can’t stop rocks! IT MAKES NO SENSE!”
• The "N Faux Mercial" cutscene from Mind Over Mutant.
  • "Stare into the dancing lights. Stare and dream. AAAHHH- Stare and dream. Get your NV today!"
• As in Crash of the Titans, a lot of the things N. Gin shouts are pretty hilarious.
  • "I... I forgot what I was going to say. Wait! I got it! Kill the Bandicoots with VIOLENCE! And new holes! Ahha!"
  • "And when Cortex is triumphant, I will be rewarded! With glories and showers of presents like a million Kwanzaas! Ahha! And I, N. Gin, will be made King of Wumpa Island! Imma be like Serpentor!"