Funny / Council Wars

• Edmund's I Shall Taunt You at Dionys, taking up most of a page, expositing on the latter's cowardice, empty bragging, ugliness and stupidity, ending with "Now, go away or I shall start in on Arabic you miserable mound of gelatinous pus!"
• In East of the Sun, West of the Moon, our heroes are falling back to Earth. Megan is able to use her powers to slow their decent via levitation, until they are a few feet above the water, where she announces that they are going to power down and gently land in the water... at which point the power cuts off entirely, dumping them unceremoniously into the ocean.