- Peter wakes up to find a leech attached to his penis.Munro: It's your leech. You take it off.
- After Munro gives Peter his cigar to burn it off, he hands it back to Munro. Who immediately throws it to the ground.
- The pair of Mizumu were already hiding in the background during the whole thing.
- Richard's conversation with an African porter.Richard: So, what's your name again?
Claude: Claude.
Richard: Oh. Well, that's a very odd name for someone from... uh... where are you from again?
Claude: Mombasa.
Richard: Yeah, that's a very odd name for someone from Mombasa.
Claude: Have you ever been to Mombasa?
Richard: Um, no.
Claude: Then what do you know about it?
(Claude puts out his cigarette and walks away.)
Richard: I wanna go home! - The detention scene.Richard: This is pure Kafka...Interrogator: WHO IS KAFKA?? TELL ME!!!
- It's too ironic that Kafka wrote a story about this very scenario: our hero being detained for the crime of committing no crime.
- Delroy Lindo's One Scene. ALL OF IT.Captain Wanta: Have some coffee and cake. (When they do not immediately take him up on this offer, he adopts a more cross tone) Have some!
(two mustard-strapped stacks of US currency — twenty grand — are placed before him. Beat.)
Captain Wanta: More.
(Three more stacks)
Captain Wanta: Mister Homolka; stop eating my sesame cake. (Beat) Stop! Eating my sesame cake!
Homolka: (Gingerly puts the cake down, all the while he spits out the bit of cake he was already chewing on)
Captain Wanta: (puts money in paper bag) So, I'll put this away. (staples bag shut) Don't-want-no-body-peeking! - Peter and Amy talking about Dr. Karen Ross who's sitting across from them.Amy: Ugly. Woman.
Peter: Yes, yes. Very ugly woman.- Peter gave Amy an egg to eat, only for her to throw it at Karen.
Peter: You upset her.
Karen: What did I do?!- Karen's incredulous reaction to Peter mixing Amy a martini to calm her nerves while on the plane.
- Eddie Ventro asks whether or not Amy is for sale. Homolka asks how much she'd go for, to Peter's indignation. "I'm just curious!"
- In fact, pretty much everything Eddie Ventro has to say, but these two gems in particular:
A group of armed and apparently agitated soldiers runs past their cart on the airport tarmac
Eddie Ventro: Hiya, fellas!
Karen Ross: Who are they?
Eddie Ventro: Fucked if I know, and it don't pay to ask. We're on our third government in two years.
And later...
Eddie steps out of a DC-3 with a bandage on his forehead
Munro Kelly: Eddie! What happened to your head?
Eddie Ventro: Customs agent hit me in the head with a can of peanut oil for stamping visas! I'm telling you, I'm never going back to that country; they have permanently wigged out. - It's somewhat assuming the way the Killer Gorillas fall into the lava.
- During the final battle with the gorillas, Karen brings in a laser powered by the crystals:Munro Kelly: What the hell is that?
Karen Ross: The latest thing in communication!
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