Funny / Commander Kitty

• The opening sequence, where CK dreams of becoming the Cat System's supreme dictator.
  • Followed by his make out day dream with a tiger princess ending with him waking up to find he's been kissing MOUSE the whole time.
  • And then there's CK groggily invading a very uncomfortable Mittens' personal space.
• "Fluffy, why did you put a leash on an eggplant?" Fluffy's defense? "I couldn't find any turnips," causing CK to fall out.
• CK's Accidental Aiming Skills putting a torpedo right into the exhaust port of a Triple-I space station.
  ...oooohhh...poopie...
• CK seeing the word "abattoir" ("slaughterhouse") above the door to the room he's being led into by three attractive Robot Girls and thinking it means something completely different.
  "...Abbatoir..." *beat* "...rrOWrr..."
• Zenith and Fortiscue getting Zerg Rushed by the overly happy staff of a restaurant.
  "NO! For the last time, I did not save room for dessert!!"
• The crew being fully aware just how sheer awesome Officer Fluffy can be.
  Ace: But how? I mean, one does not simply commandeer a Triple-I Skyfly, docked in a Triple-I Mega Carrier!
  CK: Fluffy does.
  Mittens: And we don't ask how.
  Socks: *nods*