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Great Darktonian Pie War

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  • Tails, right before the battle:
    Tails: I'm so hungry.
    Shroomsky: YOU ATE THIS MORNING YOU GLUTTON!
    Tails: When you run as fast as I do daily you get hungry more often.
    Shroomsky: BUT YOU HAVEN’T DONE ANY RUNNING AT ALL TODAY?!?!
    Tails: Well I’ve got a feeling that I’ll be doing a lot today, so I’d better go back to the camp and eat something. I think I saw some more food in those crates that were in your tent Shroomsky.
    Shroomsky: THOSE ARE OUR EMERGENCY RATIONS NUMBSKULL!
    Tails: Well then I guess I’ll go see if there’s any food in that castle over there. See you guys when the war starts.
    Everyone: THAT’S DARKTAN’S CASTLE YOU IDIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOT!
  • Really, the entire "war" in general, which mainly consists of the good guys and bad guys throwing pies and other objects across the border at each other.
  • Everything with Billy Mays.
    Billy Mays: ITnote  HAS THE STRENGTH TO WIPE AWAY THIS FULLY LOADED, MULTI-SURFACE PIE THE SIZE OF A HOUSE IN MERE SECONDS!
  • ZOMG-YOU'RE-ROCKHOPPER-AND-YOUR-A-NINJA!!!!

An Explosive New Year

Etc./Unsorted

  • Everything with Swiss Ninja.
    Swiss: Hello? Did you just hang up on me!? NOBODY HANGS UP ON KAISER SWISS NINJA!!!!

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