- Sasha talks about her great-grandfather bumbling through the Great Patriotic War.
- Cossack's debut Curbstomp Battle in simulated fight is botched by glitch, needless to say, Flat "What" ensues.
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- This exchange, about a Jaeger built by Willy Wonka.SuperSonicSound: "That helicopter we lost isn't going to pay for itself."Admiral Skippy: "Unless golden tickets to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory were hidden inside their airframes! Wait, no, the Kaiju destroyed Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory in 2017..."Damar: "Yeah, Wonka really fucked up when he put a Jaeger made out of chocolate and bubblegum against that Cat-1. I can still hear the screams of thousands of Oompa Loompas, and that damn death song won't leave my head!"SuperSonicSound: It's okay though, the slurm factory is still going strong, those grunka lunkas tore them apart!Admiral Skippy:Hey, if Sweet Lad had been given a few more weeks to have the hardboiled sweet armour plates and molten toffee cannon installed, it could all have been different, you can't blame Wonka for being taken by surprise!
- Just imagine when people start arguing about what to do as if mission control was arguing while Sasha and Aleksis are in the Conn Pod waiting for further instruction.
- Everytime Shadows flawlessly execute her miracle roll, watch as people flabbergasted and excited in response.Open_Sketchbook: "What the fuck. I actually went back through the recent rolls just to make sure. Are you actually a supernatural creature? Is this some kind of evil power? Satan, are you testing me?"Karlito: "I keep telling myself that this Dice Priestess thing is completely silly, and boy one of these days you're going to have egg on your face, and then you go and do something like this."
- Spectrumancer: "Our command is a council of Drunken Russian Generals, our research team is from XCOM, our military is giant punching robots, and our manufactoring sector is staffed by wizards (considering our production capabilities). I love this game."
- The disappointment of the century.KnightDisciple: "DAMN IT SOMEONE DID A KILL-STEAL ON JOE!!!"open_sketchbook: "Lol. It's not Joe, but it matches the Cat X profile. Humanoid, freaky as all get-out, and possibly magic."
- Researching Magic. Just the hilariousness of it deserves it's own funny page.
- Sixpack's plan: OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, so stupid and insane yet it's hilarious.
- Choo Choo Cherno taken to the logical extreme.
- A very special glimpse into the inner life of a Kaiju.
- The defeat of Zodzig. After posing a great danger to the village by managing to tank an entire plasma S-100 barrage, it's taken down by helicopters with no assistance from Cherno Alpha. Its pilots awkwardly try to look like heroes.
- There was no need to research magic, it was in you the entire time!
- "Sir, you are currently in the Pacific Rim universe. Here, laws are more like strongly worded suggestion."
- This... bizarre... diversion from the topic.Admiral Skippy: "He may in fifteen minutes, he may update in a week after having decided to invent a new sex act that can only be performed underwater, the update will be awesome whichever, stop stalking the man!"BeRzErKeR: "Sex acts that can only be performed underwater are actually a bad idea, generally speaking. Water isn't a very good lube.
So what I'm saying, OS, is that if that's what you're doing I'm ok with waiting for the genital abrasions to heal before you update."Shadows: Water actually doesn't suck as a lube, as long as you're not doing insertion. - On a slow day, talk turns to amateur Cherno Technology Porn.
