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Arc 1 - The Palace Harem's A Mess

Su Lüxia getting her adoptive son, Yun Ling to cross-dress. When the Emperor decides to pay the both of them a visit, this is the first thing that he walks in on. While Yun Ling looks extremely embarrassed, our heroine looks like she's having the time of her life and even shows off the boy, saying that he enjoys cross-dressing as well.

Arc 2

After Gu Chen stops An Sheng from harassing Su Lüxia, he tells him that if his hand is dirty, he should go home and touch himself instead of others.
There is a Weibo user under the username "catfightclub" who initially believes that An Sheng has evidence that he didn't sexually harrass Su Lüxia and wants her to see her beaten up. However, by the time Su Lüxia does an ad photoshoot with Gu Chen, said user is now shipping the two of them and has even written a fanfic about them.
Su Lüxia clearly enjoying herself when she makes An Sheng mess up his lines due to her ad-libbing and the director yells at him. She even pretends to take pity on him and tells him that he'll eventually get them right in an obviously condescending way.

Arc 3

Upon entering the host's world, Su Lüxia immediately asks Little Guy if she can cuss to which he tells her no.
Su Lüxia begins flirting with Xavier when he tries to interrogate her. She also calls one of the vampire hunters ugly.
One of the proposals Su Lüxia makes in order to fulfill the originals host's goal of reviving the dying vampire clan: save the world by fucking. Her System immediately opposes to it saying that they can't do that because it's a decent comic.

Arc 4 - Elegant Socialite

Near the beginning of the arc, Su Lüxia tells her System that the reason why she pretended to be sick from excessive anger was because she needed to prepare a companion for herself. He takes it as her wanting to have a child and offers a pregnancy stone. She says that she needs a diet pill instead then proceeds to shove the pregnancy stone into his mouth, causing him to swallow it. Cue several Mister Seahorse jokes being made at his expense throughout the rest of the arc.

Arc 5 - That Girl's Damn Wild

Arc 6 - This Feng Wushuang

Arc 7 - I Have A Date With The Taoist Master

Arc 8 - This Concubine's Daughter Is Venomous

In one of Su Mingyue's flashbacks, Empress Dowager Su Lüxia remarks that she prefers to make boys wear skirts much to her adopted son's embarrassment.
Thanks to Empress Dowager Su Lüxia 's influence Yun Ling has now become somewhat of a fashion critic. When he first takes note of Su Mingyue due to her imitating his adoptive mother's style, she initially mistakes it for him being attracted to her. The very next chapter begins with him criticizing her appearance and telling her that the style doesn't suit her at all. Little Guy then chews out our heroine (who is currently in the body of Su Ziyue) for corrupting the boy.
After getting her System to turn into a human, Su Lüxia starts getting all handsy with him and at one point tries to take a peek under his clothes.

Arc 9 - A Literary Giant's Huge Fall

Su Lüxia gets her System to pee in Tang Mengying's wine. Not long afterwards, Tang Mengying drinks a bit of the wine before promptly spitting it out in disgust onto a fellow party guest.

Arc 10 - The Criminal Offenses of The Villainess

Arc 11 - Rebirth And Ultimate Doting

When Su Lüxia brings along Gu Hanyu under the premise of buying Cao Xueyi a birthday present (it's actually so that he can witness his girlfriend cheating on him), Gu Hanyu suggests that they get her something like a foot bath which our Heroine immediately opposes to. Sure enough, in the timeline where Su Lüxia pretends to have food poisoning and doesn't go shopping with him, that's what he gets for her and it's extremely awkward for both of the girls.
How Su Lüxia deals with the private investigator that Cao Xueyi hired to follow her. The first time, she plants a bunch of thumbtacks near his feet and he ends up hurting himself when he tries to get into his car. Other attempts to follow her resulted in her "accidently" spilling noodles on him and later on pepper spraying him.
One of Cao Xueyi's boyfriends is eating out at a restaurant when one of his companions finds a roach in their food and understandably gets angry. When the companion complains to the waiter about it, the waiter straight up eats the roach to get rid of the evidence and then says that the establishment is completely sanitary.

Arc 12 - Ascent of The Empress

Arc 13 - CEO Wishes To Go On Strike

Arc 14 - Imprisoned Love

In order to escape the city, Su Lüxia and Fang Xu need to disguise themselves. However, since a man and a woman leaving together would easily draw attention to them, our heroine decides the best course action would be for Fang Xu to disguise himself as her mother and tells him that the more flirtatious he acts, the better. Her plan ends up working as the guards at the gate become so disgusted with him that they want him to just leave.

Arc 15 - The Quiet Village

Su Lüxia (who is currently in the body of a 9-year-old girl) with a gun. When Little Guy sees it in her possession, he starts freaking out.

Post-Chapter Group Chats

The names for some of the group chats which include: The Shady House of Bitches and Small Shady Room of Cheating Bastards.
Yun Ling gets invited to a group chat consisting of the characters who want to see Su Lüxia again. When he enters said group chat, the others seem really excited to meet him. Gu Chen says that he's his Gu Chen daddy, Min Minzhe is confused that Su Lüxia has a kid since he himself is still a child, Xavier offers to introduce him to his younger siblings, Qi Ling casts a protection talisman over him and Jing Chen sends over cultivation methods to him. In the end, all the comments just make Yun Ling uncomfortable.
While a lot of the villainesses are quite messed up, even they draw the line at Cao Xueyi having 30+ boyfriends.
Yang Zizheng asks the other shady bastards in the group chat how to win back Su Yaoniang after she decides to break things off with him because he refuses to admit to his crimes. Instead of giving him actual advice, the other guys just seem to gloat about the shady things they did. For example:
Minamoto Nagamasa: I don't know how to win back a woman but I do know how to kill a woman. I'm handsome, i'm smart, that's me!
- The Emperor then asks Yang Zizheng why he doesn't just marry her and the latter replies that he did and that didn't work. This results in Yang Zizheng being called useless and getting blocked from the group chat for 24 hours.

Funny / Cheating Men Must Die