Funny / Caillou

• In Caillou's Holiday Movie, Rosie doesn't quite understand about gift-giving, so she starts grabbing random things from around the house to give as presents, including toilet paper.
• In another scene in Caillou's Holiday Movie, Daddy is taking the family to go get a Christmas tree, but Caillou and Rosie don't know exactly where. Caillou suggests that they might be going to Germany, Daddy having told him a story the night before about the Christmas tree tradition in Germany.
• In the "Caillou's Christmas Song" sequence from Caillou's Holiday Movie, Daddy is shown pulling Caillou and his friends Clementine and Sarah on a toboggan. They are then shown all together trying to pull him and not being able to budge the toboggan an inch.
• This also from Caillou's Holiday Movie:
  Caillou: (entering the kitchen) Can we get a Christmas tree today?
  Mommy: Um, good morning, Caillou!
  Caillou: Um, good morning. So, can we get a tree?
• Caillou's reaction when he first sees Andre in "Caillou's Big Friend".
• Caillou's memetic crying can either be this or annoying.
• In "Caillou joins the Circus", there's the hilarious "Getting dressed all by myself" part.
  Caillou: (trying to put on his clothes and jumping around on one foot) Oh! Ack! Ouch!
  • Then there's the circus breakfast scene where Caillou trips over Gilbert and breaks the eggs.
    Daddy: If you wanted scrambled eggs, then you should have just said so!
  • "NO! I don't want to make duckies. That's for babies!" (said by Caillou after he just had a tantrum, no less; he even slams his fist on the table for good measure)
  • "Silly ol' car! Silly, silly, silly! WAAAAAH!" (kicks his feet and bangs his fists)
• In episode "Dog Dilemma", Sarah gets a new dog Murphey. Caillou soon resents Murphey due to being jealous because Sarah being too busy with Murphey, and he thinks he smells like wet dog. When his mother is teaching him yoga he finds a particular position hard, leading him to get frustrated and dislike it. Upon hearing it's called Downward Facing Dog, he says "'Dog'?! No wonder I don't like it!"
• Caillou tries to convince his mother that he doesn't have the flu:
  (Caillou walks into the kitchen with bags under his eyes)
  Caillou's Mommy: Good morning, Caillou! How are you today?
  Caillou: (in a very forced, unconvincing manner) GOODIFEELGOOD.
• In "Sunday Brunch," Caillou keeps equating Mother's Day with Mommy's birthday and, among other things, insists that she should have a cake with candles on it. The waiter at the restaurant where they're having brunch brings a cupcake with a candle on it, which is enough to satisfy him.
• One episode has Daddy explain how he used to work at a pizza parlor as he's demonstrating his ability to toss pizza dough, right before it falls flat on his face, leaving everyone bursting with laughter.
  Daddy: ...maybe you boys should just stick to the rolling pin.
• In "Caillou Rides on a Plane", Daddy is listening to music. Caillou finds the volume controls and begins fiddling with them, turning the music way up and causing Daddy to throw off his headphones.
• In "Caillou Is Afraid Of The Dark", he gets so scared near the end that he starts screaming and stuttering when Mommy and Daddy (who, when they walk in together, Caillou mistakes for a two-headed monster) arrive to calm him down.
• In "Caillou At Daycare", there's Caillou's first meeting with Leo

  Caillou picks up a block, only for Leo to snatch it

  Leo: Hey! Those are my blocks!

  Caillou: Moooooooooooooomy!

  Leo: (Laughs) Your Mommy's gone.

• "Caillou's Bad Dream" finds Caillou unable to sleep. At his wits' end, he decides to sneak into his parents' room and crawl into bed with them. For a while, everything is silent… and then Caillou kicks Daddy in the side, causing him to emit the oddest noise.
• Caillou getting grounded in the episodes, “Caillou and the Chores” and “Caillou’s Prison Break," both from the reboot.