Funny / brewstew

• The crying baby sound effect used whenever Michael cries.
• The ending to "Dial Up".
  Boys, get your asses in here right now! Why does my computer have AIDS all of a sudden, and who Googled "Big Booty Bitches" 47 times?!
• The fact that Tyler's wife's dog is scared of limes, of all things.
• "Trampoline":
  • Tyler and his friends were playing on the trampoline, trying to knock each other off as part of a game they were all playing. One kid gets launched into the sky, followed by a "ding".
  • Then immediately afterwards:
  Tyler: It's a technical knockout, he's disqualified!
  Other Kid: But he didn't touch the ground.
  Tyler: Yeah, well you're not supposed to be in outer space, either!
  (cut to the kid from earlier floating around in the middle of a starry sky)
• The "Monopoly" episode, hands down.
  • Michael not having all of the board tokens, meaning that somebody had to play as a Skittle.
  • Because Tyler was playing over at Michael's house, he was always the banker, despite being terrible at math. How bad was he? Here's the result of one of his math tests:
    • 4-4=44
    • 10-6=6
    • 2+1=3 (written backwards)
    • 2+4=7 (written backwards)
    • 4+9=49 (with the 9 written backwards)
    • 0+1=10
    • 4-3=H
    • 4-1=?
    • 5+1=7
    • 0+5=5 (the only one he genuinely got right)
    • 9-1=614
    • Grade: F, Teacher's Comment: WTF, Michael?
  • Tyler buying everything he comes across, including him trying to buy a Community Chest.
  • Tyler ripping off Michael:
  Tyler: Hey Michael, I'll trade you this sweet Mediterranean Avenue^note which costs a measly 60 dollars for 800 dollars and your Scotty Pippens jersey.
  Michael: Sounds like a deal!
  • Tyler shoving the Monopoly money up his ass so nobody knows how much he has, while David has all his money bundled up close to his chest "like there's another Great Depression around the corner", and Michael is "blowing through all his money like a drug addict".
  • 20 minutes into the game, and Michael's mortgaged all his properties and has only 7 dollars. Then he picks up a Chance card:
  Chance card: Suck dick for money, collect 15 dollars.
  Michael: Ooh, it's my lucky day!
  • David, Tyler's only real competition, getting bored and walking off to go and ride a bike.
  • Michael asking if he can build a house on the Electric Company, and Tyler's reaction:
  Tyler: Well, no, Michael. That's stupid as hell. Second, what are you gonna buy a house with, your crumpled-up 7 dollars over there?
  • Despite half the board being covered in Tyler's hotels, Michael somehow dodges them all, while Tyler keeps landing on Michael's Electric Company.
  "Michael, I'm gonna key your name in your goddamn stepdad's car!"
  • Michael ends up in jail and refuses to leave.
  "I'm not going back outside. I'm not touching those hotels!"
  • Then Michael finally goes bankrupt (after two hours)...on Luxury Tax.
  Tyler: Oh my God, Michael, your ass is so sorry, the goddamn Monopoly board beat you!
  Michael: Nah, man, it was neck and neck! I was just about to make a comeback!
  Tyler: (in utter disbelief) Michael, your ass was on welfare for 75% of the game!
  • Michael flipping the board and running away to tell his stepdad. He got grounded for going bankrupt on Luxury Tax.
• The "Snow Day" episode where Tyler and his friends are dressed up like the boys from South Park. Michael is dressed as Kenny.
  • Michael's snow angel somehow ends up looking like a snow devil.
  Tyler: Michael, why does your snow angel look like that?
  Michael: I dunno, I guess I must have some something wrong.
  • A snowball fight turns into all-out warfare when one of the kids throws a rock. Michael gets beaned in the head, leading to:
  Oh my God, they killed Michael!
  Oh, you bastards! I wanted to kill Michael!
• "Math Class":
  • The teacher being an absolute nutjob who goes apeshit on the students whenever they don't know the answer to a problem, or whenever they ask "stupid questions".
  Kid: Sir, does the percent sign go before or after a number?
  (The teacher pulls out an assault rifle and shoots the kid point blank)
  Teacher: Anybody else got any stupid questions?
  • Later, while trying to teach his class fractions:
  Teacher: Just add the numerators, Corey!
  Corey: Uhhhhh...
  Teacher: Which number is the numerator, Corey?
  Corey: Um...the bottom one?
  Teacher: MOTHERFUCKER! (throws the kid from earlier out the window)
• "My First Job":
  • One customer complained that the pepperoni slices on her pizza weren't all the same circumference.
  • The ridiculous requests that some other customers made:
  Customer 1: Can you put olives on my pizza, but only on, like, three eighths of it?
  Customer 2: Can you write "Sorry I ruined Christmas" on my pizza in pepperoni?
  Customer 3: Can you fold up my pizza like a paper aeroplane and fly it into my mouth?
• Michael somehow pulling a Flawless Victory against Tyler in a game of Uno. Tyler's baffled reaction sells it.
  Michael: (laying down card after card) Skip, skip, reverse, skip again, reverse, reverse, draw four, UNO, blue 7. I win!
  Tyler: What the hell just happened?!
• The "Seizure" episode, where Tyler has a, well, seizure, and has to have an MRI scan. He complains that the machine is incredibly loud, the song they gave him to listen to was...not great, and that the noise of the machine would stop briefly, he'd hear the annoying song for a couple of seconds, then the machine would start blaring again. The result is that he had to listen to the following over and over for 45 minutes:
  BZZZZT you know the muffin BZZZZT man the muffin BZZZZT muffin man...
• In "Board Games", Tyler and his family are playing Scategories^note  a game where you roll a dice with letters on it, and all of your answers have to start with that letter, and he mentions how shoehorned some of the answers can get. Uncle Rick's answer for "Foods That Start With "R"" was "Really Yummy Spaghetti".
  Tyler's Dad: Goddammit, Rick, what kind of bullshit answer is that?!
• The "Thanksgiving" episode, in which Tyler does such a bad job of carving the turkey that two police come in and ask who's desecrating a corpse, not to mention this hilarious line from one of Tyler's friends:
  "Did you carve the turkey, or did you try to fuck it?!"