Funny / Brain Scratch Commentaries Live Playthroughs

Kirby's Return to Dreamland

• In the first episode, Ted was trying to delay the game.
  Ted: What if you need to check the news?
  Ryan: No.
  Ted: What if you need to check the weather?
  Ryan: No.
  Ted: What if you want to look at photos?
  Ryan: No!
• Ted describes the group fairly accurately when compared to the characters they were using.
  Ted: I'm the most attractive one, so I'm Kirby, Ryan is the shady one, so he's Meta Knight, John thinks he's the best so he's Dedede and Lewis is just sort of here, so he's Waddle Dee.
  Lewis: That about sums me up.
• In part 2, after destroying the blocks in the HAL Room while running through, Johnny jokes about them causing the next Super Smash Bros. game to get cancelled.
• Also in part 2, when Ryan (Meta Knight) grabs the tuba shield, Johnny (Dedede) suggests that Ryan walks behind him so they can have a tuba player walking behind a fat guy.
  Johnny: Oh, real funny, guys!
• After everyone shares food with each other, Ted makes this analogy.
  Ted: Little did Nintendo know that with this game they essentially made the longest, most drawn out Orgy ever.
• Ryan reading Magolor's lines in his Hotel Mario voice.
• In part 5, Ryan, Lewis, and Johnny all going after a 1up and getting killed in the process.
  Ted: Way to eat up my lives, guys. Geez!
• Trying to get a life in World 5-1 ended up causing much confusion because of Ted needing and losing Whip Kirby.
• In part 11, they start having difficulty keeping their number of lives up (not even because the game reset their life counter to seven: They went from dozens to zero all on their own), and just before the ten-minute mark, one of them suggests they "brute-force it" because they have infinite continues. Ted is completely against the idea:
  Ted: We're not getting a game over in a Kirby game. That is final.
• The numerous lives lost from trying to get a cleat in episode 12.
  Johnny: This is what happens when Dedede doesn't get the cleat.
• Also, the ending of 12.
  Ted: (After they all break a bell) And that's the story of the Liberty Bell as told by a three year old on acid.
• At the end of Part 13, after the ship crashes on Halcandra, Ted points out that you can can go back to Popstar at anytime.
  Ted: We don't even have to fight the dragon, we can just go home! In fact, that's what we're doing, we're going home right NOW!
  Johnny: *laughing his ass off*
• The crew gets a game over at the end of Part 14. That's right, a game over in a Kirby game. Ted sums up everything in one line.
  Ted: We are pathetic.
• Also in part fifteen, when they just finished That One Level and they do the jumping mini game everyone gets a perfect score.... Except Lewis. The reaction is hilarious.
  • Also, in a reversal of this, later everyone gets a 2 in the mini game, except for Ryan, who gets a 1. Not as funny, but still funny enough to make its way onto this page.
• Part 19 is titled "Ding Dong the Kirby is dead." This is the episode where they get more game overs. Not just one, but two in the same part.
• Johnny's continuous quips about how Ted should just kill himself at the beginning of a level because they were pretty much out of lives. So they intentionally got a game over. And this is the fourth one as of this point. Not only that, but they get another one literally right after it. Unintentionally.
• When Magolor reveals that he is the villain, Ryan changes the Hotel Mario voice to a Luigi voice.
  Ryan: Now I can reveal my true identity... it was really me, Depressed Luigi.
  Johnny (Also in a Luigi voice): It was all thanks to you and the Chaos Gears. What do you mean you didn't collect all the Chaos Gears? Oh goddammit! My plan is ruined!

Mario Party 2

MomoCon 2013

• When Ryan (Wario) does really good at Dizzy Dancing, Johnny theorizes that drinking only makes Wario more sober.
• Seeing as how Lewis has never played Mario Party, Ted tries to convince him that landing on Red Spaces is good and Bowser Spaces are even better. When Lewis acts skeptical, Ted pulls out a Bowser plushie and says "Isn't this a face you can trust?"
• Ted's Reaction to Chance Time in part 2.

  Ted: Oh no CHANCE TIME!!!

  • And then he gets fucked over from it to boot.
• Johnny speaking in Luigi's voice for a good chunk of the game as he complains about the game's shortcomings, such as only being able to hold one item.
  Johnny (as Luigi): Why can't I carry two? I have two pockets!
• Ryan shouting Wario's catchphrase "D'OH, I MISSED!" every time he screws up.
• Johnny screws with Ryan in Crane Game quite well.
  Johnny (as Luigi): Go ahead, go for it, go for it. I fucking dare you. I'm going to bash the shit out of the button. You can't hold Luigi! (Ryan: NO!) No one can hold Luigi! Luigi decides when Luigi goes or fails. Try it again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! YOU CAN'T GRAB LUIGI! Why aren't you going after the fucking monkey first!?
  Ryan: Oh I'm just determined to GET you!
  Johnny (as Luigi): You're not getting Luigi!
  Ryan: Goddammit!
  Johnny (as Luigi): Your mother is a fucking ham sandwich!
  Ryan: You bastard!
  Johnny (as Luigi):Go ahead! Try it again! So I can laugh at you some more! (Starts slipping up) I'm laughing too hard now...
  Ryan: Goddammit! You still win! You bastard!
  Ted: Oh what, so I'm not good enough to pick up? Is that how it is? Is that how it is?
  Johnny: No Donkey Kong just shat bricks! He sees his impending doom, but isn't sure how to react to it!
• Lewis got TWO HIDDEN BLOCKS THAT BOTH HAD STARS, ensuring his victory in Pirate Land. The rest of the group's reactions are priceless.
  • And in Part 6, Lewis lands on ANOTHER Hidden Block space...which turned out to only have twenty coins instead of a star. The gang's initial reaction to this is absolutely priceless.
• The Running Gag of "Lewis Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing".
• Part 5's ending with the draw on Shy Guy will have you howling with laughter
• This little gem in part six while Ryan was choosing who to duel
  Ryan: Eeny meeny miny moe, catch a tiger by Luigi.
  Johnny (As Luigi): That doesn't fucking rhyme! You have a vendetta. All or nothing, motherfucker.
• Part seven, Johnny makes a joke about how he (Luigi) was the five-time jump rope champion back in preschool. This prompts Ryan to say that he was in preschool for five years, causing the crew to laugh. Including Johnny, who didn't even realize what he said until after Ryan Lampshaded it.
  • Also, later, Luigi and Peach won the same mini-game, and the words "Luigi Peach won!" appeared on the screen. This caused Ryan to point out in Mario Party 7 that you could play as Dry Bones, causing Johnny to crack up.
• Ryan making fun of how the game could change at ANY moment.
  Ryan: So last game Lewis won by doing absolutely nothing. This game I won by being actually good. Moral of the story: This game is full of bollocks!

MomoCon 2016

• In Mystery Land, Ryan has one space between him and Boo, and enough coins to steal Ted's star, so Ted puts a slow curse on him. He rolls a 2... And not only does he steal from Ted, but he gets another star from a hidden block!
• Ryan spamming the taunt button.
  Wario: Guhuhuhuhuhuhu!
• Lewis wins Crazy Cutters with 1 point more than Ryan, despite Lewis tracing his lines with a lot of right angles instead of a circle. Johnny and Ted call bullshit at Lewis's victory.
• In Western Land, Ryan lands on a Hidden Block space and decides to end the video before hitting it.
  Johnny: No, don't do that! They will never let us live that down! We're no better than American Idol!
• John accidentally steals Ted's star due to an accidental flick of the control stick, leading to a loud scream of pure angrish.

Mario Party 4

Momocon 2013

• The custom thumbnail used for part 1. It must be seen to believed.
• And now we add Ryan's Waluigi voice to the mix...
• Better yet? Just the moment Ryan picks Waluigi.
  Ryan: "Waaaaah."
  Lui-John: "Accept no substitutions."
  Walu-Ryan: "I'm a substitution."
  Lui-John: "Nobody fucking cares."
• "Walu-Ryan" and his Rule of Moe.
  Ryan (As Waluigi): Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the—fuck this.
  Ryan (As Waluigi): MOE NEVER LIIIIES.
• Attack of the Giant Daisy!
  Ted: Gojira!
  Ryan: Gojira, Gojira!
• During Bowser's Big Blast in Mario Party 2, the members go down 1 by 1 in Luigi's favor, but the same game in Mario Party 4 has Ryan, John, and Ted going on for a minute or two until Ted decides to change his wire to yellow, causing him to blow up the bomb. Thus giving the match to Ryan with Johnny choosing the wrong wire.
• This exchange during the Reversal of Fortune in Part 2 when Johnny is selected to give a price to another player...while the game is still going.
  Johnny (Luigi): Are you there, God? It's-a me, Luigi. If you have any sense of reason, you will keep that ball away from the purple fuck that lives in th—fuck you God, I disown you! I'm going to meet with Lucifer first thing in the morning!
  Ted (Toad): I'm right here! You can stop right now, if you want!
  • Also, the result of said Reversal of Fortune, which made Luigi and Waluigi swap their coins... While they had pretty much the same amount of money. Waluigi only got one coin.
  Lewis: Princess Daisy has successfully wasted everyone's time.
• On Ryan's second trip to the lottery shop in two turns: (all quotes are in Toad voice)
  Johnny: Y'know Waluigi, I think you have a gambling problem.
  Ted: We're here for you.
  Johnny: You have a drug addiction and a gambling problem. You are not a positive role model in the slightest.
  Ted: This is an intervention!
  *Ryan gets the second best prize.*
  Johnny: Oh no! That'll make the habit even harder to kick!
• Ryan on his trolling craze robs Ted of his star. Sadly for him, he forgets Ted has an item...
  Ted: OH, LOOK WHO'S ALL IN A LINE. *Mega Mushroom*
• The last turn, which is a complete Humiliation Conga for Ted. Every single player ends up screwing over Ted in some way, through item use or just dumb luck. It ends with Ryan and Johnny cracking up to the point of tears because of how close Ted came to beating Ryan in several categories that would have gotten him bonus stars, only to fall short by a literal single coin. Not to mention that was the same single coin Ryan got from the near-useless Reversal of Fortune.
  • Adding to that is Daisy's Skyrim voice.
• The moment of existential crisis at the end of a Hop or Pop game.
  Ryan: Hi, I'm Daisy!
  Johnny: *Snickers* *Ala Wario* I thought I was-a Wario.
  Lewis: You'd think that, but the reality is all perception.
  Johnny: *Wario* How can we prove we exist?
  Ryan: *Wario* I think, therefore I am.
  Lewis: ...I think, therefore I'm Daisy.
• We may have found a suitable replacement for John's Luigi voice... John's Yoshi voice.
  Johnny (As Yoshi, of course): Good old crack cocaine!
• Ted lands on a Chance Time space and hopes to get revenge for the times Chance Time has screwed him over.
  Ted: Hey Satan (Toad) can I have a bit of luck today?
  Johnny: Sure Ted, just lay off the fucking puns.
  • He ends up having Johnny give 61 coins to Lewis.
    Lewis (Skyrim voice): How do you Americans say it? A winrar is me!
• Let's just say Mario Speedwagons and leave it at that.
• The Hide and Go Boom mini-game where Ryan must guess which cannons Ted, Johnny, and Lewis are hiding in. Lewis picks a cannon before the camera pans away.
  Johnny: Daisy, I think you went a little too early. Your response? Hi, I'm Daisy!
  • Ryan immediately chooses that one, only to find out that Lewis picked another cannon after the camera panned. He then gets Ted on his second attempt.
    Ted: (As Yoshi is shot out of the cannon and becomes a Twinkle in the Sky) Ohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiit!
  • With two cannons left, he chooses the one that neither Johnny nor Lewis are in.
    Ryan: D'oh, I missed! I could've had it, too!
  • Mario and Daisy jump out of the remaining cannon.
    Lewis: You know, Peach is going to get awfully jealous.
    Johnny: It turns out Mario's pants are down and he's buckling them back up.
    Ted: Could you say that relationship is... cannon?
    Ryan & Johnny: Ohhhhhh!
    Johnny: I can physically assault you now that you're in the vicinity.
  • At the result screen, we see Ryan won by a margin of one coin.
    Lui-Johnny: It was the one coin he stole from Luigi. It made all the difference.
    Ted: Can we open the window? I want to see what the ground looks like.
    Lewis: As it rushes up at your face?

Momocon 2015

• In the Boo's Haunted Bash playthrough, Ryan steals 25 coins from John because he distracted him by talking to him He celebrates this feat by quoting "KEIKAKKU DOORI!" (The thumbnail for this particular video also has Light Yagami sporting a Waluigi hat and mustache.)
• Later on, John attempts to steal a star from Waluigi, but completely forgets Waluigi had a Gaddlight, basically wasting 50 coins. The thumbnail from part 3 pops up for a few seconds while Ryan quotes "KEIKAKKU DOORI!" again.
  • Nathan, as Donkey Kong, tries to take credit for planning that, to which Ted says "There is no way you could have planned idiocy of that nature."
  • And this bit when Johnny stops at another Boo.
    Johnny (as the Boo): Hey Luigi, heard you used a Boo on a guy who had a Wadlight.
    Johnny (as Luigi): First off, it's GADDlight, and second, fuck you.
• And despite both screwups, John manages to win. What makes it funny is John mentioning his previous win.
  Ted: Not canon. Not canon.
  Johnny: It is canon! We shot out of cannons! It is canon!
• EVERYTHING Nathan says as Donkey Kong. Such as:
  DK know what do.
  DK not know what do.
  (after Johnny uses a Boo when Ryan has a Gaddlight) DK PLAN THAT! DK PLAN THAT!
  DK driving!
  (Ted: It was the best of banana, it was the best of banana. Ooh, banana, yum yum yum yum!) (Johnny: And that, children, was War and Peace, as told by a monkey.)

Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Multiplayer)

• In the final match of the quick tournament, Ryan takes the piss out of the sort of serious mood by using Pink Captain Falcon.
• Ted praying not to get "Environmental Sounds" in the Pikmin stage, so the game retaliates by playing said "song".
  Ted: OH GOD DAMN IT!
  • Johnny gets a Smash Ball in the final battle for Part 3 and fires off Samus' Zero laser... ...only he ends up getting turned around by the waterfall in the Pikmin stage, costing him the match.
    Johnny: Fuck you waterfall.
• Ryan getting the Smash Ball while playing as Luigi.
  Ryan: "TOKI WO TOMARE! ZA! WARUDO! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! WRRRRYYYYYY!"
  • This leads into Ted's quote right after (keep in mind this is alongside John having a laughing fit):
    Ted: Goddamnit, Ryan, your gonna make me piss myself.
• Ryan gets the Smash Ball as Wolf on the Mario Bros stage. He then gets the Landmaster stuck on the upper level of the stage because it's too big to go any further.

  Ryan: What kind of Final Smash is this?!

  Ryan (as Wolf): Laandmassterrrr!

• In the second match of Part 6, when Ryan uses Wario's Final Smash to turn into Wario Man, Johnny sings the 1960's Batman theme song but replaces "Batman!" with "Fatass!"
• In Part 7 and 8 the guys pick random stages two of them being Ryan's horrible custom stages one that's just platforms and ladders the other being nothing but falling blocks.
  • Even funnier, the name of the stage wih the falling blocks is appropriately titled "AAAAHHHH!!!!"
• Part 10 in one Ryan's custom stages that's falling platforms that drop to spikes Lewis gets stuck below as Ivysaur and ends up getting 907% damage in one match.
• Ted manages to outpun Chuggaaconroy, of all people, in part 10.
• Johnny's reactions whenever he's killed by luck or, in the one time they played Mario Bros., the boundaries being outright bizarre. Such as Ted (playing as TOURNAMENTS! (Meta Knight) being KO'd with at least half a model's length between him and the stage boundary and John (playing as Ike) getting KO'd out of the blue with at least a models length between him and the end of the stage boundaries.
• During part 4 Ryan and John are the only ones left when a Nintendog is summoned. It proceeds to obscure most of the screen forcing the two to stand on opposite sides and wait for it to vanish. At some point during this a bob-omb materialized and started to walk towards Johnny. It runs into him as soon as the Nintendog vanishes and they were about to resume their fight prompting this reaction.

Super Mario 3D World

• This conversation during the opening cutscene:
  Lewis: Gosh that toilet was clogged.
  John: It shat out a fairy!
  Ryan: It's a sprixie.
  John: Is that what they're calling sentient shit now?
• "Bowser's rearranging his spice rack? Oh no!"
  • "The madman!"
• Later on:
  Ryan:(Pretending to be Bowser) Oh so when Link does this, he's the hero. But when I do it, I'M the bad guy.
  Johnny:(Pretending to be Bowser) Suddenly, I'm an asshole!
  Ted: Wow, Bowser lost a lot of weight, he can fit into that pipe no problem.
  Lewis: Man.
  John: He was secretly a genie this whole time!
  Lewis: Bowser must have scoured the land to find that many bottles.
  Ted: Yeah, there's only four in the entire country.
  John: Well, if he's playing Majora's Mask, there's six.
  Ryan: Yeah, so he must be playing Majora's.
• "And Mario gets a great upskirt view of Peach now..."
• John's Luigi voice returns once again.
• When the guys have to share control of Plessie.
  John: That's anarchy.
  Ryan: start9! start9! start9!
• "The furry convention is on its way!"
• All sorts of shenanigans occur in Puffprod Peaks, since the moving platforms react to Ryan speaking, but what really takes the cake is John deciding to throw everyone into the abyss before slipping off as well.
• At the end of Mystery House Melee, Lewis comments that Chibi Luigi looks terrifying. Johnny (as Luigi) replies that he has a condition, just as he wins 1st place in the standings.
  Johnny as Luigi: It's called being the best.
  Lewis: What?
• As the title of Part 4 implies, the group has a bit of a gambling problem...
  *slot machine appears on the map right as they unlock the Boss level for World 2*
  Ted: So let's see, what's more important? Gambling or fairies?
  Ryan: GAMBLING! In fact, we'll make our own World 2! With Blackjack and hookers!
  Johnny (as Luigi): Mario, we haven't paid rent yet!
• Boom Boom returns.
  Ted: Hey Mario, look! Boom Boom!
  Ryan as Mario: *Delightful squeal* All this time!
• "Okay, let's agree, no trolling." *Lewis dies*
• The Running Gag of Lewis continuously failing the levels. Be it falling off the edge or missing the flagpole, he's without a doubt the worst player. The guys even note that their life counter has dropped from 40 something to 14.
• In Part 10, Ted puts on a Goomba hat and starts chasing Peach, much to Lewis's terror.
  Ted: I'm gonna FROWN you to death!
• The golden train bonus level, aka the Hype Train, aka the Miyamoto Train.
• Due to his inexperience with the game, Lewis usually ends up running around like a lunatic, and since the camera has is on him, the guys end up accidentally skipping stars in the level, making him the anti-klepto for once.
  • "Peach is useful!"
• In Part 10, Toad and Luigi bubbling... then unbubbling at precisely the wrong time.
• In Part 11, the group has just cleared Searchlight Sneak... by not even bothering to evade the searchlights. The Metal Gear jokes they've been cracking reach a head right after the level:
  "Snake! You've alerted every single guard in Shadow Moses! What are you doing?!?"
• Throughout the entire game, the guys have only been dying every now and then (mostly due to Lewis' incompetence), but in part 14, they just start dropping like flies. To put it simply, the guys begin the part with 20 lives (they got a game over last time), gain 8 through a slot machine jackpot, and finish the part with less than 10, effectively losing almost as many as they began with.
• Ted's introduction to World 8 in Part 18.
  Bowser!Ted: So, y'know, I was thinking about ideas for my final place, and I was talking to that Eggman dude and he said "Make it a gigantic amusement park!"
  Bowser!John: And I was like "You're mad! I love it!"
• Upon the appearance of the final boss (Meowser), Ryan channels Tony the Tiger and spouts something about having a bowl of Frosted Flakes. Ted reacts by trying to assemble the other cereal mascots, ala The Avengers.
• Part 22. A clusterfuck ensues.

Bomberman 64

Bomberman 64

• Ted's joke on the title logo's Japanese text
• "Ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga chaka!"

Super Smash Bros. 64 (Multiplayer)

• In part 2, when Johnny plays as Ness, the guys make jokes about Earthbound.
  Ted: Buy Earthbound Please!
  Ryan: It's on the Wii U Virtual Console.
  Ted: We've got like 50,000 copies still in storage please!
  Johnny: This game stinks... of Goodness!

Mario Party 3

PAX East 2014

• Starting off the right way:
  Waluigi!Ryan: You wanted more, you got more! It's Waluigi time! Wahaha!
  Luigi!John: Something tells me I should've slept in.
  Ted: Day 1: Why do I keep RSVP'ing to these things?
• Referring to Luigi's portrait when you highlight him on the character select screen:
  Luigi!John: Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering? No? Okay, I'll go away, then.
• The game "misspells" Blooper as Bloober ^note bloopers were called bloobers originally and it took Ted, who's played this game the most, until now to realize it.
• The very first Battle Game played is one that Ted hadn't played on that file. The game? Merry-Go-Chomp.
  • Ted is the first one out.
  Ted: Day 3: Already put in jail before either of those two assholes. How does that work?
  • The Chomp picks the red space all three times.
  Ryan: Mario just doesn't like us.
• Lewis looks up the descriptions of the items he's carrying.
  Luigi!John: I don't believe it. Someone's actually looking up the fucking instruction manual.
  Ted: If you need help, please check the enclosed instruction pamphlet-board-thing.
  Luigi!John: Book! If you're gonna quote it, get it right.
• All of the Toadstool Titan mini-game because of, well...
  Ted: On that day, humanity received a grim reminder...
  Lewis: That mushrooms are good for your health?
  Ted: How is that grim?
  Lewis: I hate mushrooms!
  • As soon as the mini-game is picked, Ryan starts singing the theme.
  John: I was waiting for it...
  • In response to the giant character not having full control over their movement, John sings the theme in a drunken slur.
  • Lewis points out that Waluigi kinda looks like the Smiling Titan, a.k.a the one who ate Eren's mother.
  Ted: Day 116: I decided to join the army, that way I can get all the food, money, and VENGEANCE I could ever want!
• Luigi lands on a Happening Space, which will blow him to another part of the board. He realizes it would be beneficial, and decides to "let go". Cue Johnny (in the Luigi voice, of course) singing Let It Go.
  Ted: You happy now, Tumblr?
• The Water Whirled mini-game, which according to Ted, had a budget of 70 million dollars.
  • In response to faltering at the start line due to the incredibly slippery controls, Lewis gives up on the race and decides to race backwards. This causes a pile-up with him, Ryan, and John, allowing Ted to win the race.
  Luigi!John: If Daisy wants Christmas ham, Daisy does as she's told!
• In Part 8, the group's quips when Yoshi obtains the Cellular Shopper, otherwise known as the Mushroom Dildo.
  John: It's, uh, one way to spend a Saturday night.
  Yoshi!Ted: So, what are you wearing?
  John: Birdo, I brought something home!
  Ryan: Yoshi's put stranger things through his asshole.
  Luigi!John: And Luigi's still trying to take something out of it.
  • From the same part: UNLIMITED PANCAKES FOR THE EMPEROR! It's funny enough on its own, but John's laughter can and will leave you in hysterics.
• The beginning of part 8:
  Ted: HEHEHEHE! Wood! Hehe, he, it's funny because wood means-
  Ryan as Waluigi: You stole my joke! You stole my joke!
  John as Luigi: You hear that? You stole Waluigi's penis!
• In one of the Woody Woods episodes, Lewis (playing as Peach) lands on an Item Space and gets Koopa Kid asking him a question. The question in particular is 'Do you like to tease?'
  Like you wouldn't believe!
• At the tail end of the Tetris-expy minigame, Johnny, Ryan and Ted belt out a "The Tetris God" reenactment so well-done, it's unfathomably hilarious.
  Johnny: Line piece.
  Johnny & Ryan: LINE PIECE.
  Ted: Thou art a cruel and angry god! LIIIIINE PIECE!
• In Waluigi's Island The crew decides to screw off Ryan by all teaming up against him. So, he decides to stay on that one island where the spaces change every turn for the entire game.
  • The star actually spawns on the board. He doesn't get it at first, but literally after Yoshi grabs it with his magic lamp, it spawns right in front of him again!
• Johnny raving at Ryan staying on the island merely to troll everyone.
  Ted: You do realize you're just submitting yourself to the Bank every single time.
  Johnny: He doesn't care! He just wants to cause pain and misery to those all around him! He eats children's cereal for breakfast! And I don't mean like children's cereal, no, he steals other children's cereal and then eats it for breakfast!
  Ryan: Silly children, Trix is for me!
• Brick Joke and a half.
  Ryan: Go Luigi.
  Johnny: I can read.
  Ted: You sure about that?
  Johnny: Oh, I'm pretty sure.
  Ted: Well, y-you did spend 10 years in preschool!
  Johnny: *Chuckles* Five years.
  Ted: Oh, five?
  Johnny: Yeah. We promised never to mention that again!
• During the Waluigi's Island game they decide Waluigi's last name is Scapelli. Johnny later extends it to Wario during a Mario Kart 8 race for his other Let's Play group Super Gaming Bros..
• The following is so amazing it demands to not be spoiled for those yet to personally witness it:
  • Naryman finishes the Mario Party 3 playthrough with a clean sweep, crowning his victory by spending the literal entirety of Waluigi's Island on the space-switching island, constantly hitting Bowser Spaces, Chance Times and more. He didn't even remotely try to win, spent the entire game trolling the other three nonstop, and this is what led to victory.
    Johnny: This is unnacceptable.
    Ryan: *Withholding his laughter.*
    Johnny: This is unacceptable.
    Waluigi Wins.
    Johnny: YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
    Ryan: *Laughing Mad*
    Johnny: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Sounding on the verge of tears* It doesn't work that way—! ANARCHY DOESN'T WIN...!!!
  • This line from Ted in reaction to Waluigi winning in particular had this troper laughing.
    Ted: There is nothing good or sacred or holy in this world. Hell, there isn't anything even half-decent every once in a while, there's just PAIN. PAIN AND FUCKING SUFFERING.
• At the beginning of Waluigi Island, Johnny predicts it's going to be Waluigi's worst game, as Ted puts it, "homefield disadvantage," but he still wins.

Superman 64

• The very beginning of part 1 has Ted laughing maniacally before sobbing.
• "I am the Superman!"
• After failing the car mission and finding out you have to restart, this happens:
  Ted: No, fuck this! Fuck you and your rings! (starts flying around)
• Lewis, by complete accident, discovers something that none of the guys and most likely none of the viewers knew about: If you fail the mission part of the ride stages 3 times, you will restart at the mission part, instead of having to do the rings part again. This comes after John rants about there being no checkpoints in the game and Lewis, in reaction to this, decides to keep playing instead of handing the controls over to Ryan.
• Part 2 is called "Super Breakdancing" for a reason. Superman clips trough the ground during the dark shadows mission.
  • Johnny then says he wants a "Geddan" remix of the above glitch. Ask and you shall receive, Johnny!
• Also in part 2, the whole aspect of Ryan doing well makes Ted think he payed the N64 to not screw with his run.
• In the end of Part 2, after another instance of checkpoint confusion, Ted accidentally resets the console, causing the group to lose their current progress.
  Ted: I was checking the controller pack to see if he put a fifty in here instead.
• Describing Superman's walking animation as his morning jog
  Ryan: Tra la la la la!
• Superman throws a robot into a wall, with the resulting explosion killing him.
  Ted: (as Lex Luthor) You destroyed my robot! That completed my final plan! Mwahahahaha!!
• In Part 3, Superman gets knocked back, and then flies directly up.
  Ted: I have to go now; my planet needs me.
  • The entirety of the mission that they were playing at the time can count as this
  Ted: (as the skater) Yo, Superman! I really want to do my awesome new tricks in this mafia neighborhood!
• Also in Part 3, Ryan notices that in the fourth level the the background outside the level is just a blown up version of a picture near the start of the level.
  Ryan: WAIT A SECOND... *Johnny is about to speak* Hold on.. *moves Superman back to the room with the picture* ...THAT'S THE SAME FUCKING GRAPHIC!!! *everyone else bursts into laughter* It's the SAME fucking graphic!!! How lazy are you?!
• In Part 4, the gang tries out the game's never-talked-about multiplayer mode. Ryan and John end up finding great joy in moving their characters into the screens of their defeated opponents and twitching around.
  Johnny!Darkseid: "Whoo, you gotta try this! It only costs a quarter!"
• When a villain reveals their plan to drown (virtual) Metropolis:
  Ted: Does this mean it's a job for Aquaman?!
  Johnny: Not even virtual Aquaman can stop it.
  Ryan: Aw...

Goldeneye 007 (N64)

• KARATE CHOP ACTION!
  • On a similar note, Johnny and Ryan's cries of "MOOONRRAAAAKEEERRR!" in Part Four after they get the Moonraker laser.
• After the second match, Ted takes a look at his accolades for the match.
  Ted: Mostly Harmless!? I got four kills!
• At one point, Lewis just stares at the floor to 'provide light' to the other three.
• The whole crew start screaming when they spawn in the cave level. Why? Because Ted's TV makes it almost entirely pitch-black.
  Lewis: Ryan, stare at a light spot so we can see...
• Ryan gets an unfair death, because the game decided to respawn him right in the middle of the other three's gunfight. With no weapons.
  Ryan: Died four times? That one wasn't even my fault! You spawned me back here with everyone else!

Mario Party 1

PAX East 2014

• The original videos were removed due to a recording malfunction causing the playthrough to be Cut Short, but you can view the three parts as one here.
• The four participate in the minigame "Cast Aways."
  Ted: WILSON! WILSON!!
  • Their general reaction to the infamous control stick spinning of said minigame could count as well. There's a reason part 1 is titled "AHH! MY HANDS!"
• When Lewis is playing Ghost Guess and the Boos begin circling and dancing around Peach, Johnny and Ryan start chanting "NOW who's laughing? NOW who's laughing?".

Little Big Planet

• The crew makes a name for each place they could come in revolving around sacks. First place is Big Sack, Second place is Sack of Shit, and Last place could be Nut Sack.
• Ted and Ryan somehow manage to jump over the gate for the first race.
• Lewis is listed as 'The Sackboy that keeps changing' in the description.
• "Stupid Hotel TV doesn't have a channel button! It has a channel... Nipple."
• Lewis somehow got stuck inside a bull in part two.
• Johnny got trapped between a gofer and a wall, what he says really makes it.
  Johnny: TERENCE JUST CRUSHED ME!
• Words cannot portray how funny this is.
• In part 2, Lewis and Johnny fail at coordinating their jumps to trampoline through a level.
• Not even a minute into part 3:
  Ted: Isn't 'The Darkness' a comic book
  Lewis: There's been something called 'The Darkness' in every form of media.
  Ted: Even puppet show?
  Johnny in a puppet voice: Today we're going to talk about the darkness!
• Ryan forgot which sackboy was his for a minute, and he's the only one left.
• Ted's reaction when their guide dog is abducted by aliens.
  Ted: What?
• The entirety of puzzle
• Johnny got crushed by a drunk man.
• The amount of times they blow themselves and each other up in Boom Town.
• Right at the end of part 3, the game froze.
  Ted: That's fate telling us to skip this one.
• In a cart segment in part 4, Lewis got crushed under the handle bar.
  • And then Johnny reenacts it between two completely stationary mine-carts,
• Then we have this race. Anytime the crew gets to use explosives, if someone doesn't explode than they aren't doing it right.
• They somehow did this. This Funny subpage can be summed up as Makes Sense In Context, A Rare Sentence and Epic Fail
  • They finally mastered the above challange, only for the mine cart to come out upside down.
• Brainscratch Comms with a car in part 5.
  • When Johnny's trying to catch up with them when their trying to leave him in the second car.
  Johnny: I'M HIP, I USED TO BE WITH IT. UNTIL THEY CHANGED WHAT "IT" WAS.
  • After they turn Ted into road kill.
  Ted: You do know that's man slaughter, right?
  Nate: Guys, I've been drinking again.
  Ted pretending to be drunk: Oh, I shouldn't drive. Wait, why am I listening to myself? I'm drunk.
• When Lewis was stuck with no other option then to kill himself to reach the next checkpoint, he instead went into the character customization section.
  Ted: Uh, stuck under a car, need a make-over.
• "Hey John, you owe me a victory hump."
  • "No guys, we film the porno tomorrow."
• We get this piece of banter
  Ted: Lewis has been team savior throughout this whole game.
  Nate: Lewis was useful?
  Lewis: Oh, shut up.
  Ted: Can we have Ted was useful?
  Crickets: ...
  Ted: No, okay.
• The crew stuggles to land a hit on the final boss of the level. Until Lewis does it, where he does it on his first try.
• "I just got crushed between cardboard sheets!"
• In part 6, the crew loses lives incredible fast.
• Lewis and John die to the first puzzle of the second level.
• The amount of trouble they have on this puzzle.
• They begin part 7 with Ted stating "We need to pick easier games."
  Nate: Kirby's Epic Yarn.
  Ted: No, no.
  Lewis: Math Blaster! Math Blaster! Oh god, we'd probably be stumped, too.
  Nate: Mario Teachers Touch Type.
  Ted: Oh, I'd be boss at that.
  Lewis: Nah, let's be really hard core and play Mario Is Missing!.
• And again in part seven, the mortification as the Sumo arrives.
  Nate: AHH! Buttcheeks!
  John: IT'S EVERYWHERE!
• Right after they got through the Ninja Climbing Puzzle, the camera locks onto Lewis who falls to the bottom and reactivates the last chechpoint, just in to for everyone to off screen.
• All of this.
• Johnny constantly humping Sackboys at the end of every level.
  Johnny: Let's have angry sex! OHHHHH, I'M SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED!
  Lewis: Get... away from me!
• Ted, Ryan and Johnny get killed on an obstetrical that Lewis easily avoids. He calls them out on this, and then walks off the edge and dies.
• The crew games over on the first puzzle. And that was the third time they gamed over on that level.

Ted plays Sonic ' 06

• The very idea they got Ted (who has been avoiding this game for 9 years) to play it.
• This exchange:
  Johnny: Just to give out some context. Ted has never played Sonic 06 before
  Ted: Because I'm fucking smart!
  Johnny: You've played Shadow the Hedgehog for us.
• Ted somehow did this.
  • Then there's this little banter.
  Silver: Time for you to disappear, Iblis Trigger!
  Ted: Okay. *Tries to leave*
• In Part 2, after he completely fails to defeat Silver in his infamous boss fight, a frustrated Ted hands the controller over to Johnny... who utterly destroys Silver and makes it look effortless.
  Ted: You wanna know that sad thing is? You guys are all laughing at me but he's the one who's good with fucking Sonic 06! So, fuck you guys!

Ryan plays Five Nights at Freddy's

• In the second part, Ryan has to deal with the animatronics, power usage, AND his laptop running out of power. This last one gives them more fear and trouble than the game.
  Johnny: We said we weren't gonna do facecam, and I really wish we did now.

Cards Against Humanity

• At one point, Ted asks how many "blacks" Johnny has. Everyone laughs as Ted quickly clarifies that he meant black cards.
  Johnny: This isn't the 1700s, Ted!
• What's fun until it gets weird?
  Johnny: A fat, bald man from the internet. Fuck you!
• Hi MTV, my name is Kendra, I live in Malibu and I am into_______ and I love to have a good time.
  • Daddy issues
  • Erectile Dysfunction
  • Praying the Gay Away
• Coming to Broadway this season, it's Silence: The Musical!
  • Coming to Broadway this season, it's RoboCop: The Musical!
• What killed my boner? Saying I love you.
• And quite possibly the crowning moment of the entire game:
  • "Man, this is bullshit! Fuck bullshit!"
• What, you seriously want us to count all of them? It's Brainscratch playing Cards Against Humanity, there's not a moment where it's not funny.

Sonic Shuffle

• In Part 2, Ted (playing as Tails) steals John's (playing as Sonic) rings while standing on a space right next to him.
  Sonic!John: Hey, you dick! I'm standing behind you!
  Tails!Ted: We're best friends, right Sonic?
  Sonic!John: Not after that shit you just pulled!
• Immediately after that, John triggers one of the "Accident" Mini-Games.
  Sonic!John: ("Accident!!" flashes on screen) Oh shit, I pissed myself!
  Ted: You're not wearing pants, Sonic.
  Derrick: Still dribbling down the leg.
• Amy's unintentional status as The Chew Toy throughout the entire board, which sees Eggman drop weights on her at two different points, drown due to being unable to walk up above water because a seaturtle is currently underwater, and eventually ends up falling into the sun in the aftermath.

Mario Party 6

MomoCon 2015

• In the 1 VS 3 minigame Stage Fright, John must run around on a stage while dodging balls being thrown by Ted, Nathan, and Derrick. This causes Luigi!John to belt out a rendition of Hello My Baby.

PAX East 2016

• The various pictures edited into the video at the times the picture cut out on the TV. Even funnier is the pictures didn't need to be edited in as the video recorder recorded everything.

J-Stars Victory VS

• The whole thing is pretty much everyone aside from Ryan not knowing many of the jump characters that are playable, and hence many jokes are tossed around. Sans Johnny knowing Goku and Frieza, and a few of the others on team Brainscratch also knowing some of the characters
• TJ's singing of the 4Kids One Piece rap in part 4, and the musings of 'How long would it be if they actually got to the entire crew'
• "GOKU SON"

Rayman Legends

• Eventually, all of the commentators playing as Barbara and her Sisters, and never want to be Rayman, Globox or Teensie. They figured it might as well be called "Barbara Legends".
  • Then don't even switch for levels that silhouette their characters. It's hard to say if they deserved it or not, but it's funny none-the-less.
• Ryan (as Murphy) constantly trolling Lewis (who is Globox) via pulling platforms away from him, crushing him with the pillars and other ways off killing him.
• Johnny and Ryan's attempts to speedrun 600 Feet Under and 6,000 Feet Under, ignoring a lot of collectables much to Ted's annoyance.
  Johnny: Speedrun HYPE!!
  • This becomes a Running Gag as they still do this anytime there's a vertical shaft with hilarious amounts of failure.
• In the first stage of the final world, when a giant finger starts shooting lightning from the sky:
  Ted: So, I heard you were trying to go to Chick-fil-A on Sunday!
• The entirety of Part 15 is the credits with them going more and more crazy as they beat up the credits. The credits go on long enough for everyone to max out their Lum counters!
  Johnny (in the comments for the video): We're not sorry.

Streets of Rage 2

• Ted gets further into the game than he ever got and wades away from Bellisario's Maxim:
  Ted: I've straight up never seen this level, it's like Rambo I guess? Um, we went from a standard city street to Disneyworld to the middle of a jungle, from a beach, which makes a- I have no idea where the hell we are and I don't think we're-
  Johnny: Don't forget the baseball stadium that had a secret elevator.
  Ryan: And the alien fortress.
  Johnny: That led to like a secret underground wrestling ring.
  Ted: Yeah, you know-
  Johnny: A pirate ship with ninjas.
• Later, in the post-credits:
  Ted: Wait, they need a helicopter, did they-? Were they in the same city or not?
  Ryan: No.
  Ted: Streets of Rage needs a much clearer continuity.

Fortune Street

• In Part 6, properties go up for auction that Ted would highly benefit from, but John and Ryan constantly put in bids at the last second. Ted gets nothing.
• The Alternate Character Interpretation they create for Angelo, turning him into a vain pretty boy whose Character Catchphrase is simply a drawn-out moan. John feels sorry for Angelo fans who will have to put up with this in their eventual Dragon Quest VIII playthrough, and Ted realizes that DragonQuest VIII is the most popular Dragon Quest game and thus probably the one DragonQuest playthrough most people would watch.

Undertale

• For the thumbnail image of the Undertale cover art shown to the right during the playthrough, Lewis replaces the butterfly with a bottle of ketchup, which makes the protagonist look like they're hunting for ketchup.
• In part 1, Lewis tries to give Flowey an evil voice after his "friendliness pellets" attack, but then stops himself after realizing he's giving Flowey a southern accent.
• Part 1 also shows Lewis trying to get hurt by the spikes to no avail, despite "slamming his face" into them and then declaring they're made out of rubber.
• Part 2, Lewis sounds horrified that Toriel would serve him snail pie. He also has this reaction to Toriel ruffling his hair:
  Lewis (as Frisk): Oh, you did not! Don't! Mess! With! The 'do!
  Toriel: Is something burning...? Um, make yourself at home! *runs off*
  Lewis (as Frisk): Your soul is burning in hell for touching my hair!
• Also in part 2, Lewis refuses to read Toriel's diary out of respect, only to go back on his word when he saw Toriel's sock drawer and declaring that she has nothing to hide. Nathan is flabbergasted at Toriel having a sock drawer, but Lewis' girlfriend counters that Toriel may have socks for sock puppets, having Nathan conclude that Toriel could be the kind of person that plays with sock puppets. After reading Toriel's groan worthy bone pun, someone in the livestream chat proclaims that Ted and Toriel should be paired up.

Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22

• John takes the time to look at Frieza's awkward walking animation, and thus dubs it "The Frieza Shuffle".

Mario Party 5

MomoCon 2017

• Part 1, the very first roll has Luigi!Johnny passing the star, landing on the DK Space and getting enough coins to buy a star. Waluigi!Ryan gets the same roll, passes the star, lands on the DK Space... and wins a star.
  Luigi!Johnny: CHEATER!
  (everyone bursts into laughter)
  Ryan: IT BEGINS!
  Ted: Good to see some things never change. Actually, never mind, let's gang up on Ryan because he's an asshole.
• Part 4, Johnny ends up a few spaces away from the star with just enough coins to buy it before landing on a duel space, and he decides to bet a star against Ryan, thinking that he would still have more stars than him if he lost (which he does). On the next turn, he get's enough spaces to reach the star... and fails to see the bank space right in front of it until it's too late, sending the rest of the group into hysterics.
  Johnny: I. Hate. Everything.

Ninja Baseball Bat Man

• Windy Plane (the boss of the first stage) comes back for a rematch in the final stage, making Ryan dejectedly proclaim "Oh God, Boss Rush!", and in the background you can hear the entire audience groaning. Averted because Windy Plane was the only returning boss, with the next one being the final boss.

Bad SNES Extravaganza

Batman Forever

• Almost every time the loading screen pops up, they try to keep quiet as it said "Hold On."

Mario Party 8

MomoCon 2017

• At the very end of the board, the game gives a battery low notice:
  Ted: Ryan, there's a 50% chance that the batteries in your Wiimote...
  Ryan: Ah, shut up!

Tekken 7 Multiplayer

• The last match is a hilarious blind double Eddy fight.

Kirby Star Allies

• The Marx jokes:
  • They showcase his Tempting Fate pause-screen description, which treats him like a pet who misbehaved and just needed to be properly fed.
  • Marx blaming his misdeeds on Bandana Dee. And Adeline.
  • Marx and his soul-eating and begging for food.
• Ted requests John to hold up to prepare for a friend ability. John does, but ends up leaving the puzzle room instead; he was standing in front of the exit.
• Chef Kawasaki and his calorie-dense dishes.
• Johnny's Gooey voice is a variation of his "Sarcastic Muppet" voice.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

• The healthcare themed "what is a man" speech in part 2. ALL OF IT.
  • Either even funnier or considerably less funny, given that some experts have actually seriously compared America's private health insurance system to paying tribute to an unworthy power.
• Also from part 2, Ryan (playing as Captain Falcon) gets K.Oed by Johnny (Who's playing Ken), who just so happened to Kill him with a kick that looked like Falcon was getting Kicked in the Butt.
  Johnny: My ass! My Falcon ass!
  Nora: My beautiful glutes!
  Johnny: My Falcon glutes!
  Ted: It's okay captain, to me that's Nintendo's ass.

Super Mario Party

• Ryan mentions that Ted had once sleep talked and he overheard it. When Ted asks what he said, Ryan says that he was asking for help with yard work. Everybody cracks up laughing.

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