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  • "Hulk Hogan! We comin' fo' YOU, nigga!" (immediate facepalm)
  • "We know how hard Cena has worked here in the WWE, all the charity work he's done, I mean with limited skills and ability, John Cena has managed to do the unthinkable, and that is hold on to that WWE championship, for quite some time!"
  • His reaction to Michael Cole's now infamous "anal bleeding" announcement regarding Jerry Lawler. note 
    Michael Cole: We understand that Jerry Lawler has bruised ribs and... well, with all due respect, he's also suffering from... anal bleeding.
    Booker T: (very quick Beat as he realizes what Cole just said. Meanwhile, Jim Ross silently turns his head away with a look that just says "You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me!") ...what?! Wow.
    • No one really knows to this day whether Booker T and Jim Ross were forewarned about this line being included in the commentary, so Booker T's reaction might have been Enforced Method Acting.
  • His supermarket brawl with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin had shades of this, even with Booker being on the wrong end of a Curb Stomp Cushion. He gets in a few good shots on Stone Cold and throws him in the refrigerator where the dairy products are stored. Because Booker Failed a Spot Check, Stone Cold merely opened one of the display doors and walked out...before slapping him in the face with a half-gallon bottle of milk.
  • Getting Stink Faced by Rikishi after hearing him "preparing" in a bathroom stall. He was so nauseated by the experience that he threw up — all over Michael Cole!
  • Any of the segments between Booker T and Goldust during their tag team run in 2002 to 2003.
  • During his brief time with the nWo, Booker T was complaining about the theme. The way he sings the theme is priceless.
  • Most of his promos as King Booker. A perfect blend of Ham and Cheese.
    • "BATISTA IS DOWN, BATISTA IS DOWN" (repeat about 12 times)
  • Providing commentary with Kevin Nash on an episode of TNA as "Chet Lemon and Black Snow".
  • "Cody The Red Nosed Reindeer"
  • His Irrational Hatred of Jason Jordan comes to a head after Elias is disqualified for hitting Jordan with a guitar in a match on Raw, with Booker using Insane Troll Logic to claim that Jordan was the real cheater while Corey Graves audibly corpses next to him.
    Booker T: What have you got to say now, Corey?
    Corey: About what? Elias just got himself disqualified by using a guitar as a weapon.
    Booker T: I mean, you didn't say anything about Jason Jordan outside, running all around, using ILLEGAL TACTICS, you didn't say anything, now you want to say something.
    Corey: [laughing] You've lost it Book, there was nothing illegal about what Jason Jordan was doing!

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