For what it's worth, the film still manages to pack in a lot of genuinely funny moments.
- "It's a gay cruise! Capital G-A-Y-M-C-A!!"
- Hector and Coach Sonya, in general.
- Jerry dressed as a peacock, lip-syncs "I'm Coming Out" by Diana Ross in a very Camp Gay manner, unaware that his ex is in the audience, who promptly screams "COCKSUCKER!!!" as soon as he's done.
- When she screams it, everyone in the room turns to look at her, and she clarifies "Not you, him!" pointing at Jerry.
- "What were you thinking about when we were making love, Jerry? Cabana boys?"
- Jerry (flamboyantly and in full makeup): "How could you think I'm GAY?!".
- Felicia: "You're standing there preening like a gay peacock and you don't want me to think you're TUTTI FRUTTI?!".
- A brief moment shows a man in a wig and Naughty Nurse Outfit dancing as Jerry performs.
- Every scene where Lloyd or Sonya make passes at Nick. Though if the ending is any indication, Sonya just might succeed.
- When male passengers sing a gender flipped version of Daryl Hall & John Oates' "Maneater".Whooaa here he comes.
Watch out, boy, he'll chew you up.
Whooaa here he comes.
He's a maneater. - Jerry: "Could you hand me one of those cheese-flavored penises?"
- The Captain: "Sound the alarm, all hands on dick... deck?... DECK!!!"
- "Let's just say I got into some bad shellfish and leave it at that."
- A few scenes at Jerry's wedding.
- When Felicia's dad greets Steve, Ron, Perry, and Tom (whose dressed as a rather convincing lady).
Felicia's dad: So you accidentally hopped aboard the Guy-tanic too, huh?
Tom [in a gravelly voice]: How's it goin'?
Felicia's dad: I guess not.- The priest played by Thomas Lennon and his rants about his horrible luck making their way into the sermon.
- Lloyd's Badass Boast later on:Lloyd: You may think of me as simply a hard-partying old queen, but for your information, I spent thirty-two years in the SAS, serving Her Majesty, the real Queen. I've been in five different theaters of war, done four hundred ninety jumps, twenty-seven of them into hostile territory. I'm what you colonials might call a bad-ass motherfucker, who happens to be skilled in the fine art of Japanese flower-arranging!
- Nick’s reunion with Sonya, who is instantly aroused upon the mere sight of him. As expected, Nick is horrified.
- When Sonya shows Nick that she can "reciprocate" by deepthroating a baseball bat, Nick looks grossed out, except for a few seconds where he has a look that basically says "wow, that's impressive" before looking disgusted again.
