Funny / Blue Planet

• The navigation mishap in Age of Aquarius:
  Corey: Commander, I seem to have jumped in about 10 AU's from your position.
  Taylor: ...crap. I don't even know where I am.
• "MEDITATION WIDGET! YOUR BIOMETRICS SHOW INCREASED HEARTRATE, NOEMI. WOULD YOU LIKE A KITTEN PICTURE?"
• The tech room entry for the GTVA's Chimera-class corvettes wryly notes that living conditions on the ships are not very enjoyable (even taking military standards of crew quarters into account), and the Bellerophon-class corvettes, modified from the same basic design, is little better.
  A software error stocked the first example of the class, Pilum, with thousands of identical pre-cooked meal pouches, each one broccoli and tofu - leading to the much-beloved story of the Cooks' Mutiny. Live on a flying gun, the saying goes, and you get treated like a bullet.
• Between missions, Levi tells a story about how he tested his Kentauroi's afterburners while the fighter was still clamped to the docking bay, and recalls Simms chewing him out about it. Everybody calls bullshit, because what idiot would do something so stupid? Not to be beaten, he concludes the story by beginning to apologize to a nearby sleeping Simms, causing her to start ranting at him again at the top of her lungs (confirming the story) whilst still asleep, then promptly wake up by falling out of bed.