"We're so happy you found us."
The Funny Moments page Blade Runner 2049 can be found here.
- This segment of Rachael taking the Voight-Kampff test:Deckard: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.
Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a Replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?note
Deckard: Just answer the questions, please.- The following montage includes a lot of funny lines with limited or no context. At one point Rachael icily remarks that she's more than enough woman for her husband.
- Deckard is trying to pressure the club's owner into cooperating with his investigation by asking about his liquor license. All this seems to accomplish is to score him free drinks as there is no indication that he gets any further info from the guy.
- When Deckard goes to see Zhora in the strip club, he gains access to her dressing room by pretending to be a sleazy and nerdy health inspector. In the scene, you can see Joanna Cassidy laughing for real at what she later described in an interview as "this disgusting peon of a man." The voice Harrison Ford uses is what really makes it.
- Batty trying on some giant glass eyes while in Sebastian's workshop."We're so happy you found us."
- Batty in the final confrontation, after Deckard whacks him in the head with a piece of pipe: "That's the spirit!!!"
- From the same scene before that, probably unintentionally funny, but Batty smashing his head through a wall like a cartoon character and telling Deckard, "You better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill ya!"
- Holden's increasing exasperation at Leon's stupidity when performing the Voight-Kampff test on him.
- During the Curb-Stomp Battle between Deckard and Leon.Leon: There's nothing worse than an itch you can't scratch!
Deckard: I agree! - When J.F. Sebastian's long-nosed soldier "toy" bumps into the wall.
- A meta-example: in the Final Cut DVD commentary, screenwriters Hampton Fancher and David Peoples carry on a hilarious battle about how who wrote what, which becomes particularly funny when each of them insists that the other one wrote the best bits.
