Funny / Billy Coore

• The beginning of his tutorial for installing Windows 3.1 in DOSBox:
  Billy: No, I wanted the grilled cheese, not the pastrami, you moro—oh, hi, this is Billy Coore...
• Introducing his Compaq Presario All-In-One:
  Billy: This is a computer. Thank you, this is Billy Coore, signing off on August 22, 2012, good-bye. [fade to black, then cut back to video] Heh-heh, that's not all, that is not all!
  • He almost did it again in his Packard Bell Legend 814CD overview.
• "Good ol' SkiFree, complete with abominablblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblblbl—*gasp*—blblblblblblblblblble snowmen..."
• From the review of the Packard Bell Platinum 2240:
  Billy: Did I mention that the S3 Virge graphics card... is a piece of crap?
• He finally took that lesson on using the mouse. See it here.
• From his Packard Bell Legend 814CD overview:
  On screen: Merry Christmas! Don't put a fruitcake in your Packard Bell's floppy drive!!!!
  Billy: Don't Ask, okay? Just don't ask.
  • From the same video, Billy tries (and fails) once again to play the third road in Skyroads Christmas Special. Instead of his usual reaction, we are told that "The Producer has elected not to show this scene due to its graphic nature."
• In his "How to Create a Virtual Packard Bell" video, he gets distracted by Minesweeper.
  • He also gets hit with several unexpected Blue Screens of Death.
• The intro to "Windows for Workgroups 3.11 Running on the Dell Latitude CP".
• "Hmm... 'fra-gi-le'. Must be Italian!"
  • Also, he gets ready to power the computer on and see it running... when he realizes he forgot to plug it in.
• The opening to his Packard Bell Legend 3540 video, where he has a Kermit the Frog doll on his computer, notices something wrong... and removes the boot floppy that was in the computer. To top it off, he knocks the doll down in the process.
  • Making fun of the "90s kid" in The Pirate Who Wouldn't Wash, similarly to how he did during an earlier review.
    Billy: Yeah, I'll miss you like a root canal!
  • When he showed his recently-purchased software collection (which had pictures of people's faces on it), his camera's face detection picked up the faces.
• When he did it on his PCGameBilly channel and in his 300th video, he played the very first computer game he ever played: Mixed-Up Mother Goose. When it asked him for his name, he decided not to put in his real name (since it's a children's game). The name he ultimately chose? Regis.
• When he did the video on the Packard Bell D135, he played Milly Fitzwilly's Mouse Catcher and joked about the same 90s kid mentioned above.
  Billy: Oh, shut up kid, I'm making a video here!
• In his second video on the Dell Dimension 2350, he plays a bit of Midtown Madness 2.
  Guide (who sounds like a stoner): Let's take a magical mystery tour through San Francisco!
  Billy: Sounds like you're already taking a "magical mystery tour" yourself...
  • Also while playing (read: doing terribly on) Hot Wheels Stunt Track Challenge...
    Billy: (sudden outburst) Wow, I didn't even know I could make that noise.
• "Adventures in Rockingham County, NC" features several.
  Billy: Mom-MYYYYYYYY!! Help meeeeeeeee!!
• In "Restoring and Updating a Dell Dimension XPS B800", when he's about to re-format the hard drive, it gives the usual warning that all data will be erased, and asks if he really wants to reformat.
  Billy: If I say "yes", will you give me a Pepsi?
  • And after it reformatted, he pulled out a can of Diet Pepsi Wild Cherry.
• "Windows 95 Upgrade the Old Fashioned Way!" gives us what happens if you attempt to upgrade from Windows 95 to Windows 7. Hint: The computer dies in a nuclear explosion.
• This Facebook status update.
• This entire video. Billy is on Skype with some of his friends. He has introduced them to a toy he had as a kid that repeats everything you say. Hilarity Ensues.
• In the video where he looks at a Gateway 2000 magazine, he comes across an ad for a certain computer that failed miserably because it was so expensive. Or, as he put it, "you had to sacrifice one arm, one leg, one eyeball, and your choice of artery."
• Billy's first Let's Play, seen here, is full of snarky and hilarious remarks about the game he's playing.
• This. It's 13 seconds long, and saying any more would ruin it.
• In this video, Billy makes more sarcastic comments on some nostalgic games. When he plays Putt-Putt Joins the Parade, he says this when the toys are arguing over which one should tell a riddle first:
  Billy: Eenie-meenie-minie-moe, catch a Packard B—oh, whatever.
• The intro to this video.
• "You'd better appreciate what I do for you, folks..."
• From the Platinum I restoration video:
  Billy: This week we decided it would be a smart idea to switch to AT&T DSL service. We now regret that.
• In "Attempting to Connect to AOL 2.5 in 2015", Billy tries to dial in to AOL on his Packard Bell Legend 822CDT. The modem still works, and it's able to dial the 800 number to get a list of numbers, but the number is outdated, leading to...
  Voice: Hello, and please listen carefully as our menu options may have changed. Calls are recorded for quality assurance. (modem beeps very loudly) We're very excited to tell you about a special promotion for select callers!
  Billy: Um...
  Voice: This will only take a moment. By answering just a few questions, we will find out if this offer is right for you! Are you or is someone in your household 50 years of age or older? (Billy presses Cancel) Press 1 for yes. If you or someone in your household—(cuts off)
  Billy: Yeah, um, well... It dials! (nervous laugh)
  • In Part 2, Billy tries a few things to actually get it to work. Most of them don't work, but eventually...
    AOL screen: Step 4: Requesting network attention
    Billy: (gasp) It's working! IT'S WORKING!
    (the login screen appears)
    Billy: Uh, what do I do? WHAT DO I DO?? IT'S WORKING!!
• "A freak accident involving a power supply resulted in this mess."
• From a Christmas 2020 overview of a Compaq Presario 2200:
  • The video opens with him claiming he's going to sing "The 12 Days of Christmas" while drinking a bottle of Coca-Cola from 1985, but gets interrupted by his friend Jay requesting him to make a video about a Compaq.
  • He attempts to play some DOS games (the key word there being "attempts"). The sound effects in Skyroads Christmas Special play only on the title screen and the FM music is not great. Then he tries to play Jazz Jackrabbit, and the music and sound effects are slowed down to half the correct speed.