Funny / bill wurtz

• This moment from "long long long journey":
  i went down to the coast guard to see what they're guarding
  see what the sign says you idiot, we're guarding the coast
• bread
• The eventual bluntness of "sometimes i (whatever)."
• This bit from "ball & stick":
  ball: am i already in it [the castle]?
  giant owl: no. yes. [Beat] go to jail.
  • Even better, the ball gets sent to a literal Cardboard Prison.
• The entirety of the music video for "the ngiueh song."
• behind the scenes!
• George Clooney!
• take a video of the ceiling
• The first two lines of "at the airport terminal":
  at the airport terminal the planes are landing
  zzzsh zzzsh zzzsh zzzsh zzzsh zzzsh zzzzzsh
• Pretty much all of "hi, i'm steve" and "maybe i could eat blades of grass."
• His unboxing video is a pretty funny satire of typical unboxing videos.
• His analysis of "content."
  i feel like a bad person
• These portions from Wild Frolicking Adventures of Informational Education:
  • "Wanna know more about Greenland? Too bad, I'm going to tell you about Mexico!"
    • "Surely I've frolicked too hard. I shall search for my punishment."
      "Yes, hello, I'd like to be punished."
      "Do you have an appointment?"
      "No, I was just in the neighborhood, and—"
      *punish*
      "Hooray!"
• Pretty much everything on the "scarmble" page on Bill's website. Can double as Awesome when he manages to form a coherent response to the original text. But for the "how to be a cat" one, the anagram is "beta chat, OwO," and since it uses the dreaded furry emote, it can pretty much strike fear in the heart of any gamer. But the rest are funny, like the below example:
  Fan: are longer or shorter anagrams easier or more fun to make?
  Bill: longer, stranger ones make me roar for more. (roar) .... (i hate USA)
  • And this:
    Fan: I bet you can't use a bunch of q's in a sentence, or can you? Qqqqqqqqq
    Bill: no, but neither can you. no one's safe. buy a nice cactus? qqqqqqqqqq
  • One anagram has a link embedded to a little jingle:
  Fan: trump is obama
  Bill: potus marimba