Funny / Battle Beyond the Stars

• Just having a ship that resembles a uterus sporting giant breasts — and James Cameron designed it that way intentionally.
• When Cowboy offers Nestor a hot dog to eat:
  Nestor 1: There's no dog in this.
  Cowboy: Uh-uh.
  Nestor 1: Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soybean meal, niacin, dextrose, and sodium nitrate flavoring.
  Cowboy: Yup, that's what we call "meat" back home.
• When those two idiots Tembo and Kalo find themselves under attack by the gathered mercenaries, they immediately discuss possible tactical responses:
  Tembo: Uhh... whatta we do now?
  Kalo: Run away?
  Tembo: Good idea!