Funny / Bastard Bonds

• Upon entering The Pumphouse Brewery, which is actually a brothel, any accompanied Bastard will comment on the place, some with hilarious results;
  Greave: "Oh. This isn't an alehouse at all, is it? Well why wouldn't they change the name, then? Why still call it the pump-"
  Greave: "....."

  Vankan: "Perhaps I'll sit and wait while you... explore the premises. I think a fellow named Rugal wants to see you. Don't ask me how I know that."

  Grant: "If anyone asks, I am absolutely not a werewolf and I have never, ever been to Hayill. There was an incident a few years ago and we're kinda blacklisted here."
  • Greening's reaction takes the cake:
  Greening: "Sorry, what? I was distracted by the stunning floral arrangements. Now, where do you think the bar is?"

• When you first meet Vankan. He is looking for The Scrumptious Garden. Wanting to read it as he heard it contained forbidden knowledge. It's actually just an erotic novel and his reaction to reading part of it and finding that out is hilarious.
• Equal parts, funny and sad. There is an Orc in Hayill that will ask if the player has seen any women around Lukatt. Normally the conversation leads to the player getting a choice between encouraging him to settle for the werewolf guy who is interested in him or hold out for the off chance that he'll meet a woman he likes. If the player brings Rangda along. The guy instead tries to talk to her but she immediately rejects him in the harshest way possible.
• Bato and Greave get in a conversation about who has the better body hair after the latter is forced to go shirtless for a bit as he dries out his armor. Eventually, they ask the convict to judge them and the player can either refuse, or add an extra rule, no pants.
  • If Peregrine is in the party. He joins in on the new rule immediately, no questions asked, having not really participated until now.